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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Still a filthy mudblood

Yo poops BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! I WON THE MAGIC HARRY POTTER CHOCOLATE FROG FROM R33F K0H!!!!!! Omg I really didn't think I would win. And ya I think it's quite nice of him to give this kind of prize because if I were a teacher, I would probably just give 5 mini kit-Kat bars or something........I mean seriously if I went to USS in Japan I'd keep everything I got there for myself!!! Especially chocolate!!!!!!!!! Ok maybe he thought it would ruin his perfectly sculpted muscles so he decided to give it away. If that's the case, I understand.

Anyway year 2 life is pretty hectic......honestly, most of it is the fault of KI. We're only at the proposal stage, and I'm already stressing out. Last night, I slept at 9pm but woke up feeling fatigued because all I did throughout was toss and turn and periodically open my eyes to my brain screaming "YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR PROPOSAL!!" Yeah, THAT bad. But after visiting ms Pagolu at the staff room just now, I decided to go with my old topic. Although it's kinda boring, maybe it was the right choice because when I made my decision, a type of peace settled on me.....AN AUSPICIOUS SIGN INDEED!!!!

Pic of me @ The Good News Cafe @ Hogwarts!!! Who dat widdle dumbshit behind who spoilt my pic?!? I'll get Harry to sectumsempra your ass.

My happiest moment at 5:33 PM

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Megawatt Martha

I think I became really effiCient this year. Which is good in some ways and bad in others. I got loads and loads of homework done and I think I actually BECAME the legendary "consistent student" that everyone always talks about!!! No joke, I only watched two movies last week. But the downside is that now I get really irritated at shitheads who ARENT efficient!!! This week I got pissed at maybe 5 people because they were so slow at whatever they were doing??? And I KNOW IT'S ME WHO'S THE B@5T@RD HERE!!!!!!!!!!! It's not their fault they suck at life right

Anyway I was going to talk about my birthday. I can't believe it........I'll be 18 next Tuesday yet all I'm feeling is indifference. Maybe that's cos I really really wanna go to the zoo, but knowing that I can't because of school killed me on the inside??? LOL. Oh yeah since I'm talking about pissy things.....I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME TO DO SHIT ON MY BIRTHDAY!! >:( if you really need me to do whatever shit you want me to do, at least wish me a happy birthday first!!! It's so rude right!!! I'm just saying this because it happened last year and I got annoyed. Actually getting people to do shit is rude regardless of the time and date. Don't get people cover your ass!!! Clean up your own shit by yourself, you got that!??!?!?? Ayyyy I'm good at giving life lessons. I bet my children will become responsible and precocious little geniuses in the future <3 BUT I DIGRESS! Back to my birthday. Listen carefully everyone, I'm not being a megawatt bitch or anything and I'm really grateful if you remember my birthday, BUT PLEASE DON'T GET ME IMPRACTICAL GIFTS!!! If you have a horrible gift idea in your head or intend to buy a last minute gift, please, please, PLEASE, just go with a sincere card. Seriously, I got rid of my hoarder tendencies over the December holidays, and if you get me useless things that I end up assigning sentimental value to, it'll end badly. I'll be happy enough with you telling me you appreciate my existence. :) Also, I wish everyone would stop asking me what I want!!! Because:

1. I don't have anything that I want

2. I don't have anything that I need

3. Well I do need a nice bra and panties, but please don't give me those cos it would be inappropriate

4. Even if I do have something I want, I won't say it cos it's rude!

So YA!

And should I skip Floorball and go to the river safari after school? I think it would be fun!!!

My happiest moment at 6:01 PM

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Coral

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a D-I-C-K.

I did this!!! I know a vandal should never put a name to his/her artwork, but pride got the better of me. Mei Fei suggested that I add more anthropomorphic sea cucumbers, and I intend to do so, but only if Seanette Cucumberella still remains. If someone has erased her existence from this world, I'll draw something else. Such is the life of a fugitive vandal.

Ugh goodbye I have to practise the piano now. I hate my stupid China teacher and I suspect the feeling is mutual!!! She keeps speaking in Chinese even though I only ever reply in English and she expects me to know everything but HELLO??? I am the student here right???? You want to teach me or you want me to teach myself and let you claim all the credit???? Crazy. Ok to be fair I should have memorized everything but I am a very busy JC2 person right??? You think I have time to practise the piano everyday??? Well maybe I do but I have a life. Unfortunately my life does not revolve around an ABRSM exam!!! >:( also it's not my fault I sing out of tune!!! I was born this way. Well maybe not but it's not something that can be fixed so easily! Ok bye for real I think she's going to scold me in Chinese again tomorrow.

My happiest moment at 8:51 PM