I am gifted with a wide range of talents, but one of the few things I am not-so-good at is multi-tasking. Sure I'm able to watch Dexter, read a scientific article and write a literature review all while reclining on the couch with a cup of milo in one hand, but I am utterly hopeless when it comes to handling two conversations at once. Seriously, why do people even do that? Isn't it basic courtesy to wait for someone to finish speaking/listening before saying something?!? Ugh. RUDE AND ANNOYING PEOPLE GET ON MAH NERVES.

Anyway, YO BABIES. Today was such a GREAT day!!!!!! Ate delicious 小笼包 + pork cutlet fried rice + chili crab 包 from Din Tai Feng for lunch :9 I SERIOUSLY LOVE DIN TAI FENG!!!!!!!!! In fact, my whole family does. Whenever we go out to eat without a clear destination in mind, we will almost always end up at Din Tai Feng (or Swensen's, but that is another story for another time). The soupilicious dumplings are simply HEAVENLY and the meat filling just MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE GLORIOUS CLOUDS FROM THE SKY. AND THE PORK CUTLET. JUST TRY IT. THE TEXTURE IS SO UNIQUE YOU JUST CAN'T GET IT ANYWHERE ELSE. OOOOOOOHH THE OIL THAT OOZES OUT THE MOMENT YOU BITE INTO A SLICE IS SINFULLY SEDUCTIVE. AND THE TASTE. AHHHHHHHHH WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE IT. You have to taste it in person to truly enjoy it. :9 The chili crab buns were o-Kay. My sister LOVES them and always orders one whole basket for herself since she's such a fatso Fatass :6 OH AND AFTER THAT WE HAD DESSERT! :D Yoguru!!!!! It's actually quite nice, I don't know why I didn't like it in the past. Mah big fat sis went up one level to buy it for me while I went to see the shops on the ground floor. Ok that makes me sound like a lazy jollux, BUT I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok maybe a little :9 ANYWAY, after she got it for me, she got mad because I didn't tag her and thank her properly in my tweet so I was forced to write a tweet saying "THANKS FOR YOGURU @mysis".

After that, I went for mah PHOTOSHOOT. YES I AM A 1000% MAJI KAWAII UNIQLO AIDORUU MODERUU DESU<33333 WILL POST MORE PICTURES AT A LATER TIME BUT HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE STUDIO.

When I got home, it was DEXTRAVAGANZA TIME. FINISHED SEASON 5 IN 3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to tell Jolene about the plot :DDD Heres a brief summary: [SPOILER ALERT]
Dexter got a new gurlfren named Pierce Lumen (who the hell names their kid LUMEN?!?) and together, they kill the 5 men who r@ped her and a few other girls in episode 3. Meanwhile, Dexter's co-worker Quinn (some guy who's forever pimped out in gold accessories) gets together with Debra Morgon (Dexter's sister. Note: Quinn's her 5th boyfriend). And blahblahabalahanalh AHM too lazy to talk about the details, BUT Lumen goes home to her family in the end after killing her rapists and the season ends with everyone present at Dexter's baby's 1st BARFDAY party <3

I think season 5 was good BUT not as good at season 4. 3 stars! One thing I was not satisfied with: Astor and Cody's reaction upon finding out their mom was dead. They didn't even cry hysterically?!?!? Astor just ran out of the house and Cody just stood there stupidly. It was SOOOOOO unnatural that I felt uncomfortable watching it. I didn't even FEEL like crying. BUT! The show redeemed itself in the last episode. I was VERY sad when Lumen announced that she didn't have the need to kill anymore, and that she had decided to leave Dexter. I felt so sorry for baby Dex!!!!!! He looked so distraught (more distraught than at his wife's funeral which was one big farce if you ask me) that I wanted to just CRY AND HUG HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD DEX. The birthday scene was very nice too!!!!! All the couples reconciled (LOOOONG STORY) and as always, Dexter had his very philosophical and touching soliloquy and yadayadayada it ended beautifully. The End.

OH AND I FEEL SO PROUD OF MESELF!!!! MANAGED TO FINISH MAH LA PROJECT TODAY! :DDD all that's left is just pasting everything into the scrapbook! Heheee!!!!

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S 12AM ALREADY I WANTED TO ALEEP AT 10.30!!!! GOODNIT BABIES

ALOHA IN HAWAII BABIES!!!!! <3

AHHHHHH TODAY WAS SUCH A FUN DAY. I HAD MAH PIANO RECITAL! :D To be honest, it was REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN. Well my performance wasnt exactly perfect, but I still enjoyed the whole thing :)))))))))) The best part was that I had 2 widdle fans <3 They came up to me and said "EH I LOVE YOUR SONG" and "I LOVE IT TOO" <333333 HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE THEY WERE SO CUTE. Also, there was one more gurl who wanted to borrow my score but she wasn't cute so I said no. OHYA I forgot to talk about the un-cute girl's performance during the rehearsal!!!! NO OFFENSE, BUT SHE WAS THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Halfway through her piece, she suddenly stopped and said "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for 1 minute before continuing!!!! LOL I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HER.

My favourite performance was by the Wednesday Addams lookalike :))))))) I found out that her name is Lok Yi (LOL)!!!!!!!! The song that she played was "Chatanooga Choo Choo". HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IT SOUNDS STUPID IF YOU SAY IT ALOUD. CHATANOOGA IS MY NEW FAVOURITE WORD.

Eh. I tried to upload the video of my performance but TOO BAD google+ sux to the max so NO VIDEO FOR ALL OF YOU :'(


Ahhhhhhh today was such a relaxing day. After mah recital, I ate at MAH 2ND FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE. GUESS WHERE I WENT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!???!? Hint: The logo is a picture of a big fat hairy old man!!!!!! AnS: KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!! As always, I had a Zinger Burger :9 My sis's friend gave me 2 chocolate tarts with the words "YAY!" And "EUNICE <3" on them :9 YOM. THen I went home and watched Dexter + SuzuHaru for 7 hours!!!! OMG I'VE BECOME SUCH A SLACKER

Yo babies

Gotta sleep early tonight!!!!!!! My recital is at 10.30am tomorrow :))))))))))))

Today was a great day :))))))))))))))))))))

I had a very strange dream last night. I dreamt that my granny came into my room to wake me up from my slumber whilst holding a pot of curry?!?!? And she poked my eye with the ladle LOL. Then I REALLY woke up and discovered it was my mom prodding my eye and asking if I wanted to see a doctor.

Anyway, YESTERDAY!!!!!!!! Ughhhhhh The 2 rehearsals (band + piano) were soooooo tiring that I fell asleep after bathing and playing with mah baby lappie for 3 seconds. Well actually band was o-kay. Baby Hobbit is such a cute widdle baby <333333 OH AND HEHHEHEHHEHEE I WORE MY AO NO EXORCIST[青の紱麻師] TIE WITH MAH BLAZER!!!!!!!! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SILKY I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!! :DDD Thanks for getting it for me from Tao Bao Locky! Sadly, Hui Yi forced me to change it back to the school tie after 10 seconds :6 THE SCHOOL SHOULD OFFICIALLY CHANGE THE TIE TO MY TIE!!!! EVERYONE THINKS THAT IT LOOKS 10X BETTER. AND I THINK SO TOO.

My piano recital rehearsal was dumb too!! Had to run through it twice and was forced to listen to some stupid babies + a few piano prodigies play the piano for 1.5 hours. It was actually supposed to be 2 hours, but FORTUNATELY, the teacher let me leave early because I was good. Everyone else obviously didnt practice!!!!!! The only kid who played well was a Wednesday Addams lookalike.

OH I NEARLY FORGOT!!!!! I LUV MISS SONIA TOUCHMAHRICAN!!!!!!!!!! SHE GAVE MY LOUSYSHIT SUBSTANDARD ESSAY A PASS!!!!!!!!! NEARLY SHED TEARS OF JOY AND GRATITUDE WHEN I SAW IT. THANKS U MAH FAV TEACHER 4 LYFE

Pics: Me graduating from True Cross Academy as a fully fledged exorcist while my friend Sherlyn wastes her talent away at Nati0n@l jun10r c0ll3g3. + WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

MAH EYEBALL HURTS. I hope it isn't a reaction to the base from chemistry practical today!!!!!!!!!!! OH chem practical sucked :((((((((((( I think the worst part was when I spilt KOH all over my hand in the beginning and didn't have time to properly wash it off so I just rinsed it and continued and it started to sting after 5 seconds and no matter how hard I washed it it still hurt so I just carried on doing the experiment while the KOH solution slowly corroded my beastiful skin. And I can't remember if I rubbed my eye with my contaminated hand, but it really really hurts now :(((( I HOPE I DONT GO BLIND!!!!! If I do, please weep for humanity because the world would have lost a potential genius-prodigy cardiothoracic surgeon.

I WAS JUST JOKING PLEASE DON THINK IM A PRICK OR ANYTHING.

GOODNIT BABEZ GONNA GIT MAH BEAUTY SLEEP

OHAIYOUGOZAIMASU BBYS
Eh I think I spelt "OHAIYOU" wrongly. But NEVERMIND.

TODAY!!!!!!!!! It was lovely like a normal day. Widdle Munkey Victoria brought this SUPER UBER MEGA COOL BOOK THAT SHE BORROWED FROM THE LIBRARY TITLED DOUBLE DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is the 6th book from the Dexter series, and in case it isn't obvious enough, THE WESTERN DRAMA WITH A SIMILAR NAME IS BASED LOOSELY ON THE BOOKS!!!!! Anyway, I tried reading it and found that I don't really like the author's style of writing. He/She (gender unknown due to his/her name being "Jeff Lindsay". Lets just refer to the author as "it" from now on.) has an obsession with alliterations which involve the letter D, and this is especially obvious from how it capitalizes ALL the D-alliterations throughout the book. E.g: "We grabbed the chainsaw and dismembered the corpse. Ooooohhh what a Delicious Delicacy!" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! And since I have ISSUES with bad grammar/syntax, IT STARTED TO GET ON MY NERVES AFTER A WHILE. So I just gave up on reading it.

Speaking of Dexter, I FOUND OUT THAT I DOWNLOADED THE WRONG SEASON OF DEXTER TODAY. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT I WATCHED A FEW MINUTES OF THE FIRST EPISODE WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT. A little part of me found the "recap" totally unfamiliar, but I just thought it was because my memory was bad :( It was only when I heard the Morgans talk about "Travis" that I paused the video to try to recall who "Travis" was. Then I became aware of the fact that THERE WAS NO TRAVIS IN SEASON 4!!!!!! Turns out, the season that I downloaded was season 7, I.e: THE LATEST. So I have to download season 5 now :(((( AND MY SOURCE FOR THE MELANCHOLY OF S.H SUCKED!!!!!!! Everyone stopped seeding and it was stuck at 35.8% for a long time. So I deleted it today too and redownloaded it :((((((((((((

Going back to the topic of school, MY GREATEST NIGHTMARE HAPPENED TODAY; OUR CLASS WAS FORCED TO GO FOR HEALTH SCREENING!!!!!!! What, you don't know what health screening is? IT'S THE THINGAMAJIG WHERE YOU HAVE TO STRIP TO LET THE PERVERTS-IN-GREEN CHECK IF YOUR BACK IS CURVED. IT'S SERIOUSLY GROSS OKAY AND I AM TOTALLY AGAINST HAVING COMPULSORY HEALTH SCREENINGS IN SCHOOL. I acknowledge that its pros outweigh the cons, BUT THEY SHOULD JUST MAKE IT OPTIONAL. UGH. Anyway, as I sat at the waiting area, watching as each student emerged from the changing room with a disheveled appearance, the feeling of impending doom became greater, and GREATER, AND GREATER. Then it was my turn. After the routine eye check up, I walked to the strip station at the speed of 1m/hour. The pervert-in-green sat there with a malicious smile on her face, silently fantasizing about the shapely and extremely s3xy body of her next victim (I.e: me). Resigned to my tragic fate, I closed my eyes and plopped down on the chair. Go to your happy place, I told myself. "Name?" The Pervert's nasal voice cut through my happy thoughts. "Yunise Foo." I replied. The Pervert sat there, staring at the computer screen like a dusty moth attracted to light, reading the torture reports from my past 2 strip sessions. SAVE ME FROM THIS HORROR DEAR GOD, I begged internally, PLEASE DONT LET ME BE A VICTIM OF THIS LEGAL STRIP PROGRAM ONCE MORE. The Pervert suddenly whipped her head up. I held my breath. Was it time?!? Was it?!?! WAS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It was not, and it never would be. I nearly shed tears of joy when she said "OK, you can go back now." I WAS RESCUED BY A STRANGE TWIST OF FATE, AND I WASN'T GOING TO QUESTION IT. GRABBING MY HEALTH BOOKLET, I DASHED OUT OF THE ROOM AT MACH 10 SPEED (not literally. The fastest a human can travel is 12.27m/sec and it was achieved by Usain Bolt). AIN'T NOBODY GONNA FORCE ME TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY GONNA STUDY FOR CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL TOMORROW SO BYE.

Quote-of-the-day: "Thankfully, your blog saved me. The thought of there existing a being as perfect, omnipotent and intelligent as you inspired me to quit being anorexic and bulimic. I now weigh 93kg, and am proud of it!" -Ethan Leung

Okay, I confess, I added the last two sentences on my own.

YARRRGHHHH ALOHA IN MUCHO-MACHO HAWAII BBYS.

I think I did a full-body workout at the gym during P.E today. I am typing this while walking home, and every muscle in my body (except my neck muscle because I obviously did not do any neck training) is crying out in pain and agony. Okay maybe not all of them are aching. My flexor(forearm) and thenar(thumb) muscles are just....numb. If I don't make a conscious effort to keep my fingers in a clenched position, my phone would probably end up on the floor.

OK I'VE REACHED HOME

Anyway, P.E today was GREAT. Partly because I exercised properly for once and partly because I saw Mr P3r3L lifting weights in the gym. JieYing refuses to believe me when I say I saw him lifting those GIGANTO MUCHO-MACHO weights on the weight bench, but I think I know better since I am his no.1 fan and was observing him VEEEEEERY CLOSELY. Many people may infer from my unfeminine demeanor that I have absolutely no interest in males, but honestly, it has always been my dream to marry a fit and lovely otaku male at the age of 26-27. Somewhere along the way, the realization struck that I actually have to be just as fit to even hope to get a b0yfr13nd. Not too long ago, I also realized that the saying "unlike poles attract" does NOT hold true when describing things that do not involve magnetic poles; I see at least 1 fat couple on the bus snuggling/cuddling/kissing/being fat together every other day. I fear that if I allow myself to get fatter, I will be stuck with a fat (but probably cuddly and loving) boyfr13nd, which is sort-of-desirable-but-then-again-not-very-desirable. So..................... IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS BUT I HAVE TO: I AM REALLY GOING ON A DIET. I seriously plan to exercise FOR REAL and stop being fat. I acknowledge that there is a 87% chance of this becoming one of my many failed attempts to become as skinny as a stick, so please do not make this any harder than it already is by munching on delicious noms when you are in my line of sight. IF you decide to be an ass and do what I just said not to do, I WILL WHUP YOUR ASS. But seriously, when I become Uniql0's next top model and Oprah Winfrey interviews beautiful me, I will say "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE." and you can feel proud from wherever you are at that time. Or maybe I'll tell Oprah Winfrey to stop being fat, but it is unlikely that I will really say that since her 10,000,000 viewers/fans will definitely slaughter me the moment I step off the stage.

OH YES I NEARLY FORGOT: I felt extremely honored when mah dear friends Jolin Jodie and Ant said that I was DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 100% MODEL MATERIAL while I was doing sit-ups today <3 Ok I was joking, they just said that I was pretty <#,#<#<<3 OMG It sounds so boastful and disgusting when I put it that way. I hope all of you understand that I'm not bragging or being overly-optimistic about my looks since I know I look like a shitass beetroot when struggling to do 1 sit-up :'( I just think it was lovely of them to be so....nice :))) (on a completely unrelated note, the only person who compliments me is my maternal Granny whose eyesight is not very good). Also, this will probably make me sound pretentious and mainstream, but I honestly believe that no one is truly ugly. After all, BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER.

You're probably thinking, "OMG STUPID SHITASS YUNSIE IS BECOMING A BIG FAT CHIOBU DIS BLOG SUX 5EVA BYE GONNA SEE MAH BEASTIFUL BBY XIAXU3'S BLOG INSTEAD" but HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am DONE talking about DUMB TEENAGE STUFF. FOR TODAY.

Anyway, when I was taking the bus home today, I heard a guy begging for forgiveness from his girlfriend over the phone. He was speaking in this really annoying whiney-robotic voice and saying "I only made one f*xcking mistake. WAI CANT U FORGIVE MII" before releasing a garbled torrent of foreign words. I don't really care about anyone's relationship problems, but if you ever decide to talk about them on the bus or in a public place, PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOLUME DOWN BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS THEIR EARS TO BE ASSAULTED BY A "SUDDEN INFLUX OF DECIBELS", as Ant would put it. I wish I had mustered up enough courage to tell him to shut up, but considering the fact that he was wearing a "swag" cap and looked capable of beating me up, it is probably a good thing that I didn't.

OHYEAH BREAKING TOP SECRET NEWS!!!! THE FIRE DRILL WILL BE TOMORROW!!!!!

Okay goodnit I sat on my butt for too long.

HALP I AM SO BUSY.

Movies I have to watch:
Life of PI
Looper
Jack Reacher
Oblivion

Anime/Drama I have to watch:
Psycho Pass
The melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Dexter season 5
K

Manga I have to read:
Zetsuen No Tempest

Homework I have to do:
Chinese
Bio project
Chemistry project
Physics project
Chemistry homework
Etc.

LYFE SUX

ALOHA IN HAWAII BBYS

UGHHHHHHHH I'M ADDICTED TO DEXTER AGAIN. Season 4 this time! :D OH RIGHT SPOILER ALERT SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH IF YOU INTEND TO WATCH IT. Anyway, the main villain is the Trinity Killer, aka Arthur Mitchell (lets just call him trinity) who kills in threes. It is later revealed that he kills to recreate his family members' deaths. AND HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO SICKO MASOCHIST UGH. I seriously hate him!!!!!!!!!! OH and Dexter has a son now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baby Harrison ;9 and his step-daughter became a hormonal teenager :6 But that's not important. The issue at hand here is, HOW IS DEXTER GOING TO CATCH TRINITY WHEN TRINITY IS JUST LIKE HIM?!?!? HOW CAN DEXTER JUGGLE BEING A SERIAL KILLER, A DAD, AND A HOMICIDE DEPARTMENT BLOOD ANALYST AT THE SAME TIME?!? HOW?!?!?!?!?! I dunno.

Oh WOW I can't believe it's Friday already! Doesn't it seem so crazy?!? Where did Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday go?!? OMG I just realized I haven't done anything except math homework set and linear law quiz.

Ok I really have nothing to talk about since I barely did anything this week.

Bye

Quote of the day:
BEAUTIFUL INSPIRING QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"All my life I had been looking for something, and everywhere I turned someone tried to tell me what it was. I accepted their answers too, though they were often in contradiction and even self-contradictory. I was naive. I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself questions which I, and only I, could answer. It took me a long time and much painful boomeranging of my expectations to achieve a realization everyone else appears to have been born with: that I am nobody but myself." -The author of Invisible Man


YOYOYOYYTYOYOOYOO MAH BBYS DIDJU ALL MISS ME AHM FINALLY BACK FROM MY MENTAL VACATION!!!!!!!!

I think I have finally found myself. My name is Eunice Foo, age 16, and I love to observe organisms. My hobbies include drawing, basketball, playing the piano, learning, finding names of serial killers, and being a genius. I am very particular about many things, such as speaking good English, using the Oxford comma when writing, staying clean, and being original. People who copy others are b@sst@rds.

And that is what I found out about myself after my 2 days of solitude.

HAPPY BELATED SAINT PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE!!!!1 ACtually I dont even know what saint patrick's day is about. All I know is that it involves LOTS of green and is Irish. OH Today, I walked out of the band room and saw Linus and he asked "WHY ARE YOUR SOCKS GREEN" aNd I said "BECAUSE IT'S SAINT PATRICK'S DAY(OMG I really dunno why I said that I feel so stupid now)" and he gave me a weird look and said "That was Sunday." AND I WANTED TO PUNCH MYSELF ARGHHHHWHEIWOWWO

OHHYEAH I ALMOST FORGOT!!!! Jolene brought some delicious shortbread that she baked by herself!!! :DDD It sort of tasted like butter cookies and was just VERY yummy!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! JOLENE I KNOW YOU READ MAH BLOG SO PLEASE MAKE MORE WHEN SKOOL REOPENS <3 I'll give you yupi gummy in return <3 AND WE CAN HAVE A PICNIC @ OUR SEAT LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY :))))))))))))) So please make more shortbread and QUICKLY BECOME A PATISSIERE AND OPEN UP YOUR CAFE ALREADY

Right here's another annoying story about Gecko Boy:
Stupid dipshit @ssh0le crackhead Gecko shithead saw my BEEYOOOTEEFUL NO LOLLYGAGGIN' TOTEBAG during band today and he stabbed it like a barbarian skewering his raw mouldy meat and said "Eh. Where u get from." I WANTED TO SHOUT "YOU'RE SO RUDE U WIDDLE POTHEAD" but I calmly said "Why, I painted it!" AND CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HE SAID?!?! HE SAID "Wat stencil u use." AND IT TOOK ALL OF MY WILLPOWER TO STOP MYSELF FROM LANDING A PROFESSIONAL WWE STANDARD DROP KICK ON HIS FACE. Of course, I replied in a civilized manner, "What do you mean? I PAINTED IT(LIKE WITHOUT A STENCIL.). It's nice right? :)))))))))" AND HE JUST GLARED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPUD _|_ SERIOSULY CAN'T STAND YOUR FACE YOUR VOICE AND YOUR EXISTENCE MR DISGUSTOBOY

OMG I NEED A BREAK FROM LIFE. Ok I have decided that tomorrow will be a scheduled break. From my life. SO DONT TEXT ME OR TALK TO ME UNTIL AFTER 11.59.59PM BECAUSE I WILL BE OBSERVING RADIO SILENCE. AND EVEN THEN I WILL ONLY COME BACK FROM MY MENTAL VACATION WHEN I FINALLY FIND MY INNER PEACE. OR WHATEVER.

HASTA LA VISTA BABIES. DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH <3

MY LOVELY SIMS TOWN AKA BUTTSVILLE

 

YOYOMA BABIESSSSSSSS SSS S. SS. S SS S S S S S


TODAY, I had band for 4 hours!!!!!!!!!! WoW cOngRtats widdle sELf!!!!!! It's the first time I managed to last for that long!! Fortunately, it wasn't that bad today because I played very well in the beginning and Leira S Gnow said "WOW VERY EXCELLENT ABSOLUTELY MARVELLOUS SIMPLY SPLENDID YOU GREAT TALENT HOW DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY SO BEAUTIFULLY SO QUICKLY?!?!? DID YOU PRACTICE?!?!?!" And I said "yes" even though I didn't and she didn't bother me for the rest of the session <3 LOL Leira was so dumb!!!! Actually, she's forever dumb and her English sux (She pronounces "Shuti" as "Shitty") BUT IT WAS ESPECIALLY BAD TODAY. Everyone kept breathing randomly, so she told us to stop randomly breathing AND SHE MISPRONOUNCED "BREATHS" SO SHE ENDED UP SAYING "DON'T ANYHOW TAKE YOUR BR3@ST" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA OMG DUMB LEIRA I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. LOL ME AND MOUSEY ALSO LAUGHED AT HER BIG FAT RETRACTABLE BELLY. OKAY I feel bad for making fun of her!!! She was really very nice to me today :') She's been nice to me ever since I started playing WITH EMOTION like dat disgusting hoboshitasspoo GECKO BOY. Speaking of which, Gecko Boy was a rude little prick today! >:( During sectionals, he caught me smiling to myself (there's nothing wrong with that okay) and CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HE SAID?!??!? HE SAID "Stop smiling, I can't stand your smile." WHICH IS THE MEANEST AND TRASHIEST THING YOU CAN EVER SAY TO A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE SHUT THE FARK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT IT'S MY FACE AND I CAN DO WHAT I LIKE WITH IT. I FELT SO TEMPTED TO SAY "Stop living, your existence is like a shit stain on the toilet bowl; disgusting and unwanted." BUT!!!!!!! Following my newfound philosophy of being the "bigger man" in all potentially explosive situations, I kept my mouth shut. Boys like that are the worst, aren't they? As the great 20th century philosopher Jolene once said, "Rude boys are gross." Or something to that effect.

Anyway, I skipped the serangoon band exchange thingamajig + section outing after practice because I WAS TIRED. And they wanted to eat at Hougang, which is ridiculously far from my house! So I ate Japanese food for lunch and read manga for 1-2 hours. I REALIZED THAT MOST OF THE TOP 20 MANGA SERIES ARE ERO MANGA NOW?!?!?? SERIOUSLY STUPID I WAS HOPING TO FIND SOMETHING NICE TO READ. OHYEAH, sorry Lockin, BUT SHINSEKAI YORI IS A TERRIBLE MANGA!!!!!!!! Well the plot is very well developed and the art is VERY good, but there are WAAAAAY TOO MANY R-RATED SCENES. It was just GROSs.

Okay after that I spent 2-3 hours playing Sims Freeplay. HALP ME I REALLY THINK AHM ADDICTED. I REALLY REALLY LOVE ALL MY 7 SIMS IT TOOK ME 2 DAYS TO CREATE THEM AND MY BEAUTIFUL TOWN. AND I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM. OK Ill just dedicate one whole post to mah SIMS WURLD later tonight SO STAY TUNED. *insert Star Wars music*

OHYEAH I NEARLY FERGOT I SAW BBY FANNY 2DAE <3 SHE WAS WANDERING AROUND THE CANTEEN LOOKING FOR HER AMAZING RACE GROUP :'(((((((((((( Fortunately, she found them after circling around the canteen 37376193928 times.

Today is a lonely day.

UGH Today is such a shitty day. Everyone was annoying as sh1t and my day just sucked. In fact, I was so pissed that I barely said 30 words today. And I went for the shitass BBQ that my parents forced me to go to!!!!!!!!! As expected, I was BORED-10-DEATH. It was like a delinquent assembly!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what normal delinquents like to talk about so I didn't talk to them. I only talked to my sister's stalker. Even then, I only said "Hello." and "I thought your name wasn't Gabriel." After that I went to play cards with some random people and watched Grown Ups on channel 5. It was seriously stupid, I wasted 2 hours of my life.

Anyway, delinquents are dumb. I had the misfortune of experiencing their unintelligent and childish behavior first-hand at the BBQ. Here are a few examples:

There was a boy who was holding a 1.5L bottle of Sprite, and I wanted some so I said "Can I have some please" and he sniggered and said to his friend, "She wants some of my HOTNESS." WHICH DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE OMG.

When I returned to my seat after throwing my plate, I realized that a kid named Joshua had taken my seat. A delinquent noticed and he pulled Joshua off, saying "EY IS HER SEAT LA U CANNOT SEE MEH". While I appreciate that his intentions were good and noble, I STILL FELT SAD FOR BABY JOSHUA!!!!!!!




Ok bye hopefully tomorrow will be less shitty OH WAIT WHO AM I KIDDING I HAVE BAND FOR 9 HOURS TOMORROW

Pics: I wanted to kidnap this cute baby dog <3 It's name is Kotler!! :DDD

KUHNNICHIWA BBYS <3

Today Sloth and SHERL and I and the whole band went for band exchange at Serangoon Secondary!!!! It was o-Kay. I think I played quite well! :DDD I actually followed LEIRA'S dumb instructions and played WITH EMOTION. Also, for the first time in mah LYFE, I didn't rest the clarinet on my legs!!!! I've been doing that for the past 2 years because I read on google that if you rest the clarinet on your thumb for too long, it'll go numb and eventually you'll lose all feeling in it!!!!!! And there was this once where mah BBY thumb really went numb for 1 week :'(((( I was soooo scared!!!!!! I really thought I would be a cripple 5eva. Anyway, today was a good day :D Well, for me at least. I dunno what happened in the end, but everyone was really grumpy and sad and mad?!??!?!?!?? And the bus ride back was super scary. Everyone(except me and BBY sloth who was daydreaming) looked so grim and sad while pot-bellied L.S.S scolded us over stupud stuff. The percussionists were dumb today!! >:(((( They didn't bring their drumsticks & mallets, so they had to borrow them from another school. And another school's missing tambourine was found in OUR school's box!! That was what L.S.S was scolding us about. And also some other stuff but I fergot what so it musn't have been very important. OH RIGHT She was mad because we weren't listening to the other bands!! HEHEHEHEEHEHHE I WAS GUILTY OF THAT CRIME!!!!!!! Actually the other bands were quite good, BUT THE PIECES ALL START TO SOUND REPETITIVE AFTER A WHILE!!!! :'(( So I just read David Thorne's new book online :D I think it's better than falling asleep!! 90% of Bedok View Secondary's band was fast asleep just 20 minutes into the presentation!!! TSK TSK.

The whole thing ended around 1.45. Since the canteen wasn't open, I ate Maccy's for lunch! :9 OH I upgraded mah coke to a Mocha Frappe. IT WAS A BAD CHOICE. I drank half the mocha frappe on the way back, and when I finally reached home, I was so full that I nearly exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGHHHHH I COULDN'T ENJOY MAH FRIES AT ALL :'(((( But the Mocha Frappe was good ;9 Not as good as Starbucks or anything, but still good :)))


I WANT TO VISIT AN OCEANARIUM. IF ONLY I WAS IN JAPAN OR AUSTRALIA OR TIBET OR SOMEWHERE NICE WITH LOTSOV COOL SEA CREATURES.


Pics:
1. Fat Leira being a sneaky ninja and spying on the other bands. AND DONT ASK ME HOW CHENG PEI'S BUTT CAME INTO THE PICTURE BECUZ I DONT KNOW EITHER.

2. Big Ass Fan

3. JOLENE AND HER TRIPLE FAT ROLLS + DRAMATIC FLUTE JUNIOR ACTING AS JULIET FROM THE BALCONY SCENE.

HAI BBYS ☆〜（ゝ。∂) <--------- THE 2ND CUTEST JAPANESE EMOJI EVER

HALP!! I think I've been too "into" my role as the resident delinquent/anti-social hermit/annoying shitass because mah parents are forcing me to go to some stupid youth group BBQ to "make some friends" >:(((( But I don't wanna go!!!!! So stupid all the delinquents whom I'm not-associated-with will be there together with dumb adults who will ask me inane and repetitive questions about school!! UGH. I guess I'll just sit inconspicuously in a dark corner and hope that nobody will try to be friendly with me.

Speaking of which, I think I'm really becoming an awkward anti-social hermit :'((((((( DUM JIEYING SAID THAT I WAS VERY AWKWARD ON THURSDAY AND I THINK SO TOO. IN FACT, I THINK EVERYDAY IS AN AWKWARD DAY. On nights when I'm not being my usual intellectual self, I'll think about the things I did earlier that day and get the urge to commit sweeside from embarrassment. HALP AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?!? OMG SHEEEEET IM BECOMING A SHITASS CHIOBU WITH STUPID CHIO PROBLEMS.

Sonia Touch-mah-rican's advice is STUPUD!!! Having a blog doesn't make my writing skills improve. On the contrary, I CAN FEEL MY COMMAND OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SLIPPING AWAY :'((( (okay maybe this is because I write incoherently using stupid baby language and C-grade syntax, BUT STILL!!!!) And I don't ever put my paragraphs in PEEL FORMAT!!! Imagine how stupid it'll sound:

Love is an essential part of our lives. According to statistics provided by the Societal and Human Interaction Institute of Technology aka S.H.I.I.T, 94% of humans shrivel up and turn into dried prunes at age 39 while the remaining 6% turn into either highly active fungi or angiosperms which produce an average of 42 children/min. It is 42 because it just is. 42 is the answer to everything in the universe. Why, you may ask. That is because a Maccy's Big Mac contains 42% of the recommended daily intake of salt. Hence, potatoes are ugly.

DUMB. If I wrote like that everyday, I would have 0 fans.

Ok enough about meself.

SO LUCKY. Ethan is going to Ocean Park in Hong Kong!!! I want to go there too!!!!!!!!! I actually went there once, when my age was just one digit. BUT I STILL REMEMBER MAH FAVOURITEST PART OF OCEAN PARK. A dark room with all the COOLEST DEEP SEA CREATURES FROM AROUND THE WORLD!!!!! Mah favourites were the Leafy Sea-Dragon, the gigantic manta-ray and the BEASTIFUL jellyfishies!!!!! SO CUTE. I really love deep sea creatures ALOT!!! Here's an inexhaustive list of D.S.Cs that I want to see in mah lifetime:
1. Oarfish
2. Sand Dollar!!!! It's a cute flat pancake thingamajig that can be found on the sea bed.
3. Loch Ness Monster. Yes, I know there is no proof of its existence currently BUT IT EXISTED IN THE PAST AND IT WAS CALLED A MAUISAURUS.

YAWWWWWW THINKING ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL DEEP BLUE SEA IS MAKING ME SLEEPY SO GOODNIT BABIES.

HaLLo MaH n@M3 iS YuNsiE

ME AND MAH BUDS CELEBRATED BABY LOIN'S BARFDAY TODAY!! :DDD It was REALLY REALLY fun!!!!! Happy 16th barfday!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy it while you can, you'll be 60 before you know it :'( OH Loinsy and Jemery got me belated birthday pressies too! :D



It was a nose sharpener and a shock pen from a gag shop! :DD HAHAHAAA I WENT AROUND TRICKING EVERYONE INTO ZAPPING THEMSELVES THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DAY!!! HEEEEE IT WAS FUN <3



Okay, moving on to a more serious topic: Death. I've always thought that death was something we would only encounter late in our lives, but it seems like death strikes whenever and wherever it wants to. For me, death has suddenly become so... so tangible. I mean, I understand that death has the ability to appear both systematically and sporadically, but still, the realization struck me pretty hard. Yes, nothing can escape the clutches of death, and nothing can tell when the Grim Reaper will come to claim your soul. And although dying is inevitable, it's still really sad, isn't it. We leave behind everything that we have worked for and gained in the course of our life; our family, people who we love, relationships, material wealth, etc.etc. It makes me feel regretful that I've wasted most of my life without properly cherishing everything around me. Anyway, if you haven't really, given it much thought, please think about it.

To end off, here's a memorably beautiful quote from a book that I read around 7 years ago:

"Anthony, all your life people are going to tell you to stop and smell the roses. But they usually won't tell you why. So let me give you one good reason, the one I learned too late. There are no gardens in the Land of the Dead. You have to embrace life now, Anthony - now, while you're still a part of it. Grab it to you. See it, feel it, hold it, love it. Don't let it pass you by, boy. Don't shut yourself off from it. Because the truth is, you never know what moment is going to be your last, what scent, what sound, what smell will be the last one you experience. Make it good. Make it real." -Horace Walker

A lovely poem that I recently discovered:

Let d most beautiful dream come 2 eu to9t
Let d sweetest person come in ur dream to9t
But dun make it a habit cuz i am nt free every night

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA IT'S SO STUPID THAT I LOVE IT <3


ANYWAY HALLO BBYS <3
Today was NORMAL!!! The uber fake counselor came to mah class for CCE today :6 We played Blow Wind Blow and did some activity about happiness!!! Everyone had to share about something that they could identify with from this list. Me and mah PM mr Tan Peng Hui were the only ones who chose "Understanding that material wealth is but a small part of the equation". BUT WHY?!?!?! DOESNT EVERYONE FEEL THAT THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE??!?!?!?? NO?!?!? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?!?!? :((((((((( "The best things in life are free" is one of mah favourite quotes, since I really think it's true. Think about it!!!! Spending time with people you love, stargazing, lying in a cornfield, coming in contact with nature, ETC ETC ETC. MATERIAL WEALTH IS USELESS. ALL THINGS GOLD FADE AWAY. TREASURE THE PRECIOUS THINGS IN YOUR LIFE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE BABIES :'(((((((

OH I was quite touched by what Jolene said! She chose something about gratitude from the list, and talked about how we should be grateful to our parents despite everything they might do to piss us off, because they only want the best for us. I feel so guilty now because I think I've been a hurtful and annoying kid. :'( SORRY MOM AND DAD I ACTUALY LOVE YOU ALOT BUT SADLY I DUNNO HOW 2 EXPRES MAH LUV 4 U 2 :'(

HALP I FEEL CONFLICTED. Mah Mom wants to go overseas with her gurlfrens for 9 days during the holidays, and she asked me and mah sis if we were okay with that. Truth is, I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT!!!!! Please don't think that I'm spoilt or stupid, but I really don't know how do my own dumb laundry and cook and it'll suck because I don't want to eat outside food for 1 week (and I'm afraid I'll run out of clothes) :6 BUT!!!! I still said O-Kay because I didn't want to be an ass. Anyway, everyone's parents go overseas all the time so how hard can it be to survive without mah mom for 9 days? I'll just get Hyun Hee to help me if an emergency crops up! Well mah dad will be at home too but I bet he'll make ME do all the housework :6 OHNOOOO HOUSEWORK. UGH.

OHYEAH Hyun Hee is coming to mah piano recital :D So happy!!!! We have yet to come to a consensus regarding lunch since I WANT KFC AND SHE WANTS HEALTHY FOOD. But AHM still glad she's coming :)))))) If you want to come please tell me or you won't get a seat. It will definitely be a good performance because its the first time I'm practicing so hard!!!!! I don't recall practicing so much for even my grade 7 exam :9

OMG I'M LISTENING TO THE PHANTOM THIEF NEON AND LEGO IS TWITCHING NEXT TO ME HEHEEHEHEHEHE SHE'S DREAMING

OMG MAH DUMB PARENTS WANT TO SEND ME TO MAH GRANNY'S HOUSE OMG HAAAAAAAAAAALP

TODAY was such an artsy day!!! :DDD Locky and Sherlyn and I went out for our AEP excursion today!!! :D OKOK to be honest, it was SUPER dumb. We sat at Bishan Park doing nothing for 1-2 hours and when the filming crew finally came, they made us sit under the hot sun for 1 hour to do some dumb thingamajig!!!!!!! And I got sunburnt again!!!!! >:(((( Recently, mah skin has become so delicate <\3 It looks like I have to start dressing in long-sleeved shirts and pants :'( The only good thing bout the excursion was being with mah BBY friends and learning about the existence of a male FANNY <333

UGHHHHHH 2DAE IS A PISSY DAY