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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Oh how brilliant I am

Oh I'm such a genius! I've crafted the most ingenious plan to bring suffering and humiliation onto any person of choice! What's that, YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT MY DIABOLICAL PLAN?!??? VERY WELL!!!!!!! It all started when I used the last piece of toilet paper at home........I REALIZED THERE AND THEN THAT I WOULD BE INCREDIBLY GLAD TO WITNESS SOMEONE I HATE CAUGHT IN THE SAME PREDICAMENT!!! AND THE BEST WAY TO BRING ABOUT THIS WOULD BE TO INVITE THEM TO YOUR HOUSE, SERVE THEM LOTS OF DRINKS AND LEAVE THEM STRANDED IN THE TOILET!!!! IF YOU HAVE THAT EXTRA TOUCH OF EVIL IN YOU (as I do), YOU CAN TURN ON SOME LOUD MUSIC IN THE LIVING ROOM TO DROWN OUT THEIR CRIES FOR HELP!!! AND IF YOU'RE SATAN'S INCARNATE, I SUGGEST YOU TURN OFF THE WATER SUPPLY TO EXACERBATE THEIR SUFFERING!!!!! OH I'M IN AWE OF MY OWN INTELLECT!!! HOW COULD SUCH A WONDERFULLY DEVIOUS IDEA BE CONCEIVED IN THIS INFANTILE BRAIN OF MINE?!?!? OH MY, OH MY, OH MY!

Ahem. Anyway, I went for outdoor sketching today!!! It took me 1.5 hours to draw this bootiful pic!!!!!

Yeah it was fun!!!

AHAHAHAHA and today I went to Sogurt with mah poop Ethan LEUNG!!

I KNOW WE HAVE EOM AND ALL DAT OTHER SHET BUT I REALLY NEEDED THIS BREAK!!!!!!!!! Here's what I got

Wehhh it looks kind of pathetic :'( But anyway it was a nice reward for conquering 3 tests in one week!!!!! EHEHEHEHEHE after nomming we went to explore coronation plaza!!!! Most of the shops there are really 100% legit VINTAGE!!!! Vintage partly in the "groovy" sense and partly in the grandmotherly sort of way. It's the sort of mall my grandmother would go to, but at the same time there're many quaint little shops!! And we found 2 eateries which I may or may not visit tomorrow during my long break! Ugh I really need to do something during those 3 hours instead of just eating and sleeping. It's a horrible routine!!!

Heehee in the end we didn't manage to find out why so many Hwachies(what sort of horrible name is this?!?!?) go to coronation plaza but as we left coronation plaza I caught sight of 2 cute widdle baby dogs!!!!! They were tied to some trees under the overhead bridge and I almost missed them! We played with the cute black&white one for like 1 second before the other daschund which probably felt ignored started barking madly!!!! Then 2 Filipino maids came out of NTUC and took them away :'(

HEEEEEEE It was such a fun outing today!!!! But the MRT ride home was horrible because I kept thinking of funny things and giggling to myself. Normally, I would stare at my phone's lock screen and pretend that someone texted me something funny BUT MY PHONE WAS OUT OF BATTERY TODAY SO I JUST KEPT TRYING TO CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER WHILE STARING AT THE MRT MAP!!!! PEOPLE PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

My happiest moment at 9:10 PM

Friday, August 8, 2014

Boop

OMG LOL I just discovered a draft from last week where I talked about my new undies BUT IT GROSSED ME OUT WHEN I READ IT SO INTO THE TRASH CAN IT GOES!!!

HAHAHA ANYWAY!!! These past two days have been sooooooooosososososoooo fun!!! I'd nearly forgotten what fun was, with all the tests going on :'(

Couple nougat from candylicious with mah bae Jojo boobypookum Chua <333

The idiot!! We watched Guardians of the Galaxy in IMAX 3D AND IT FELT SO REAL ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE THE CAMERA TILTED DOWN OMG IT FELT LIKE I WAS RIDING A ROLLER COASTER!!!! MAD!!!!! The show itself was quite funny ESPECIALLY MAH GROOT!! KEKEKEKEKE BABY GROOT

Comfiest with Locky and Sheryn!!! HAHAHHA THE WHOLE EVENT WAS A BIG FAILURE!! The only real people who attended were fat pimply otakus in anime shirts and pervy old uncles with their DSLRs!!! And the cosplayers were REALLY SUCKY HAHAHAHAHA ALL WE DID WAS LAUGH AT THEM AND JUDGE THEM FOR ONE HOUR. Mah favourite one was the gurl with a slit up her skirt right in the middle LOL. There was also a female/male (sex undeterminable despite 15 minutes of close scrutiny) with 2 strips of cloth covering his/her ******!!!!! OHYA and we saw our ex-art teacher ms Ding selling her R-rated comics. They were REALLY R-rated...I know cos I opened the book to a random page and there was some woman sitting on a guy LOL. Anyway, we went to Starbucks after that and we chatted for 2 hours +++++. Ahhhh it was really relaxing!!!

OTHER THAN THAT MY LATEST GREATEST ADVENTURE TOOK PLACE AT ROYAL SCOTTS HOTEL!!! Omg WHERE DID THE PICTURE OF MY BUFFET GO?!?!? Ugh I wanted to put the pic of the beautiful dessert corner here but I must've accidentally deleted it. Wait I'll just use the one from instagram

TADA!!! They did up the deco really well!! The thingamajigs below the masks are jars of macarons...I think too many people tried to eat them because there's a sign there that says "FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY" HAHAHAHA. Oh and believe it or not, this is only one of the 3 dessert corners!!!! And there was a frozen yoghurt machine too!!!! UNGHHHHH AHM DROOLING!!!!!! If you have a sweet tooth, I would suggest you try the food here!! The dessert itself is worth the price you're paying. For the main dishes, there was japanese, Indian, Asian Mediterranean and western food. Oh and a salad bar. Sadly, I didn't try it. Ohhh now that I think about it, there really were quite a few nomtious-looking dishes that I didn't try. I WAS TOO FIXATED ON THE DESSERT!!!!! :(((( WEHHHHH I HOPE MY DAD BRINGS ME THERE AGAIN!!!!!

And todAy we had LOTM!!! What does it even mean, I wonder? I keep thinking of lord of the rings when I see LOTM.... ANYWAY! WE WENT TO HOLLAND VILLAAAAAAGE!!!

Sorry Cheng Pei, you're too big to be in Lockin's pic :'( WE WENT TO D' GOOD CAFE AND THEN TO PROVENCE (the bakery)!!! No offense to all D' Good Cafe lovers, BUT THE PLACE REALLY SUCKED!!!! It was super cramped and the decorations felt really forced. The only cool thing there was the lift. IF YOU EVER WANT TO FEEL LIKE A SCIENTIST WORKING ON AN IMPORTANT SAVING-HUMANITY PROJECT, TAKE THE LIFT AT D'GOOD CAFE!!!! ITS REALLY COOL AND FUTURISTIC AND SPACE SHUTTLE-Y!!!!!! Basically, it's a moving platform that's operated in this sealed-off (LITERALLY...you can hear like the pssssst of an air lock or something when you open the door) shaft with a control panel on one side of the platform. And EVERYTHING on the inside is white. Like pure white, not grimy and black like a normal shitevator. The only bad thing about the lift is that it's INCREDIBLY slow. But if you like humming the theme song of Star Wars wherever you go and having dramatic entrances, THEN THIS IS THE LIFT FOR YOU!!! HAAHAHAHA.

Kekekekke after Lockin ate her cake set Jolene and I bought bread and then Mr Tan dismissed us :))))))

My happiest moment at 11:00 PM