Aha-n!
The day where disgusting naked babies float around with their doofy bows and arrows.
Happy valentines day, everybody!
I was going to prepare chocolates for SOMEBODYY but after yesterday's incident, I gave up on valentines day >:(
Actually I was gonna post a SUPER SEXY MAO PHOTO but my mom wanted to read her email. So.
I'll tell the story of THE TRAGIC AND TWISTED TALE OF ROMANCE BETWEEN YUNISE AND FROG.
Note: When I say frog here, I mean FROG FROG. Like those tree frogs.
Ahem. I shall begin.
Once upon a time, there lived a genius who loved to swim. Her name was Yunise. She was a super intelligent genius professor but unfortunately, her megamind and talent had not been discovered at that point in time. One day, while Yunise was swimming, a cutesy frog with a wavy stripe down it's back hopped onto her kickboard. It was love at first sight. Yunise brought toady (named by the genius) to see the wonders of the pool. She brought himto see the great island, where no toad had stepped on before. The jacuzzi with it's torrential waves which nearly swept toady away. Ahh, how sweet was the holiday romance of toady sitting on a kickboard and 5years old Yunise with her feet barely touching the bottom of the pool. Alas, great tragedy befell them as Yunise lost her balance in the 1.8 meter section. Toady was swept away, together with yunise's beloved kicboard, toward the great drain. Yunise freestyles, backstroked, doggyswam, but no matter what, she could not reach toady in time. Poor 5 years old Yunise watched as her first love got sucked into the drain. Yunise and toady never saw each other again.
Oh no
I feel like crying.
TOADDYY!!!
:((
Goodnight. I hope you enjoyed the 100% non fictitious tale.
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WAAAHHHHHH （＞＿＜）
