HIHIHIHIHIHIH THERE ARE SO MANY THINGs THAT I WANT TO TELL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

Firstly: I had a horrible dream last night :(( I thinkit was quite long but I only remember the last part. I was on a bus and there was a slasher slashing everyone's throat with blood everywhere. I was sitting at the back and pretended to be dead but it didn't work and the slasher came towards me and slashed my throat but I dodged so I didn't get entirely beheaded. Then I started strangling the crazy slasher and I could feel my blood draining away but i didn't let go until i felt her die then I fell back onto my seat and slowly died of blood loss. Then I woke up with a whole bunch of ulcers and cuts in my mouth(prolly from my braces). It was super scary and felt so real!!!!!!! Then I ate breakfast.

Secondy, I WATCHED THE HUNGER GAMES!!! I expected it to be some crappy boring movie but it was very realistic and more touching thAn the book!!! The actor dunnowhat Jennifer who acted as Katniss was perfect for the role. She looks so muscular and manly and strong, unlike those typical damsels in distress. Gale is pretty good looking too, but very redundant. He plays a bigger role in catching fire i think. He looks like Taylor lautner! And Peeta! Very average and a little too sissy, as a baker boy should be. He looks like this boy from my math tuition who is also very handsome!!! My favorite character was <3 Thresh <3! Not to be racist, but i expected him to be black.

The storyline was wonderful!! Of course, I knew everything but it seemed like so much more in the movie. My favorite scene? The bloodbath at the beginning. It was so beautiful and cool. I like Cato! I think he looks exactly like Peeta, but with a cleft chin. All the tributes were pretty cool, and the Capitol people reminded me of willywonka.

Anyway, why do people keep criticizing Peeta and/or Gale????? Spoiler: Katniss marries Peeta. Both of them are as brave as each other and Katniss has the right to choose whoever she likes. Stop with the pathetic "Omgggg #TeamGale!!!" or "Babbe #FeetsiePeetsie". I like them both. The end.

AND!!!!! I watched Unriddle 2. VERY STUPID I THINK MY IQ DECREASED BY 100!!!!!

1. Seriously why must Rui En scream her anguished words in English?? 90% of the people watching the show probably don't speak English.
2. Alvin Ng, please stop inserting your fingers into your nostrils every 5 seconds.
3. How did Rui-En suddenly turn into a drop-dead gorgeous k-pop star??
4. Why is it that the escalator in "South Korea" looks exactly the same as the one at ion orchard?
5. Whose body was in the car that exploded?
6. Bun never changes her clothes.
7. Unriddle 2 is a very lousy and nonsensical show.

Okay that's all for today dear readers!!

Yeeeyy Watched the last 5 seconds of the last episode of Unriddle 2, which shows Rui En facing and smiling at Professor Rongee with the camera slowly zooming out. I think the worst part of unriddle is how they overuse those camera effects like zooming in and out and in and out again. WHATS THE POINT. It doesnt make the show more interesting.

I find it funny when people label their albums on Facebook "Randommess Omgzzss". 200 pictures of your face is NOT random. A more appropriate name would be "I am uglyyyy Omggggg"

Today was fun but i frogto hat happene the end.

I posted a post saying

"IM HAPPY AGAIN!!!! RECHARGEEEEEEEEE!!"

With a picture of handsome hongbo!!! But It screwed up my blog.

My blog is spoit!!! Testing 1 4 8 12

Today sucked. It started with my mom being grouchy for no reason, which spread to me and my sister and we became grouchy as hell. And I was grumpy and cantankerous throughout the whole day because it's such a disgustingly horrible day. Stupid 28-3-2012 Wednesday. Got back my MI test which sucked as well. I hate everyone. I feel so excluded from everything. Even from my family. And from life. I feel so detached and light I think I'm just going to break away from this fatty body and float away. I feel so mad and sad and confused at the same time. Have you ever felt this way? I don't fit in in this society. No matter how normal and boring I try to be, I still feel so alienated and sad. I thought we were friends. Words cannot describe my utter melancholy now. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*cuts self and takes drugs and becomes a juvenile delinquent*

This is the horriblest and most emo blog in the whole entire universe. I like being happy but wallowing is self-pity and sorrow is good too. Ugh my mom just checked on me. What no one here cares about me. Everyone expects me to be a doctor but I don't even know if I like science. Oh yeah a conversation that happened earlier:

Dad: Why were you rude to your mom in the morning?

Me: WHAT. IT WASN'T ME WHO WAS GROUCHY EARLY IN THE MORNING. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME IN THE FAMILY. WHATEVER I AM JUST UNDERGOING THE REBELLIOUS PHASE URGHH LEAVE ME ALONE.

Dad: Ok. *confiscates phone*

SEROIUSLY.

Urgh whatever I just feel so tired. I hate people who talk about ungeneral topics and make me feel so left out. I think they do it on purpose to make me feel unwanted. Fuck you >:((( ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ I feel so singaporean and vulgar now. If you're reading this blog for the first time, I'm not like that. I just feel so pissed and sad and angry and puzzled and UGHHHHHH. It must be puberty. HAHAHAHHA I blame everything on puberty. Stupid hormonal imbalance which makes me suspicious of everyone.


Good things that happened today:

1. Sherlyn gave me an ADOOORABLELELE little chopper badge!! SO CUTE I LOVE IT <3333

2. Had broom-fight with TAM LOOLOOFLAPFLAP

3. I forgot

4. Tam Yin Lock's bag smells like Benzie Dio

5. Something

6. Slept for 5 minutes

The end.

Drew this during Chinese lecture:

Furstest AEP lesson!! Very fun we drew some miscellaneous objects :DD

I think I was a very fun day but I forgot what happened.

Wheeee so fun!!!!!

I hope Laura wins the mockingjay pin!!! She obviously wants it since she's such a big fan of da hunger games!!! Love hunger games x992718392 lovelove <33333

I actually prefer Battle Royale. If you read hunger games because you are a sad sadistic freak who loves gore and death, you should definitely read battle royale. There are barely any romantic scenes and it is guaranteed to give you sleepless nights! Very very nice except for some parts where there is a bit of M18 stuff but oh well just press <> quickly before it loads. Huh even though I probably don't seem like the sort who is psychopathic and cruel, I DO enjoy reading stories where people are held captive and they fight each other to the death. Deadman Wonderland is like that too! Ahhhh I would have been one of those people who watched gladiator fights in the arena if I had lived in that time period.

OHHHHH GUESS WHAT?!? We got to use iPad 2s for bio!!!! Tsk Jolene is such a goody goody banana she kept deleting the pictures of Myself Hung that I took!!! >:((( But I still set the most gorgeous and fab one as the wallpaper before turning it off, so the lucky pair who takes that iPad will get a nice surprise!

And look! I drew Onmund, my only marriage candidate!! I will marry him soon. When my laptop stops being crappy. Does it look nice? DOES IT?!? No? ..........;( ok.

Warning: EXTREMELY BORING POST ABOUT SKYRIM

Read at your own risk

I wish I was a piano prodigy! There are so many wonderful pianists especially on youtube who play amazing skyrim songs BY EAR. My sister can do it too, but i can't. I don't have the patience nor a built in pitch-detector like them :(

LOL I found this wonderful guy named Scamper and he replies all the "SHEET MUSIC FOR DIS PLZ" with "Not yet, will do this soon". Yeah right :(((( All da good pianists don't ever provide sheet music for not-so talented people like moi. WHY DEY SO SELFISH!!!

I really want the Skyrim soundtrack now!! I thought my passion and love would fade but it hasn't!! Everytime I hear "From the past to the present" or any of the more notable songs, I just fall in love with skyrim and all of its perfect surrealism AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO LIVE THERE. Guh even though mah favourite track is 5 minutes long, IWA NAWTNTNTNSDF :(( 

Where did everyone go? My twitter timeline is dea\d

HOHOHO WHAT A FUN DAY TODAY! Hacked fatty mengyuan's twitter and discovered a wonderful new photo app and made sly digs at lizard boy today!

WAITTT WHAT A BAD DAY MAH BABBEY COMPUTER CRASHED!!!!! RIP <\3

Anyway operation treat-lionel-like-shit was a huge success!!! An excerpt:

Me: Oh what a fun day it is today!
Lionel: What? It's so boring.
Me: Whuteversssssssssssss. Just because youre too good to play this part right?
Looser: What? No I-
Me: Yeah yeah We all know that you can't wait to get to bar 174 to show off.
Lizard: HUH? Wait I-
Me: INSSBHAKDBA BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH *Starts talking to alien parasite sherlyn*
Poor Lionel: *Dejectedly initiates conversation with himself*

Too bad!! I know this excerpt makes me sound like a bitch but if you were me, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!!! HE DESERVES IT MUAHAHAHHAHAA MOHOHHOHOOGOG!!! And he REALLY did steal my file that selfish pig!! Of course, I did not scold him. Even when he said "I will be bringing MY file home. It's MINE now.". I just coolly said, "IT'S MINEEEEEEEEEE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" and I think he gets it.

Seriously I think Lionel sucks. I hate him why does he keep trying to make it so competitive?!? And he kept makin sly digs back at me like "Why you so kanchiong?? Never play for too long ah?" But I casually and coolly ignored him as usual. I bet dumb Gnow shitty nasi lemak lover supports this kind of behaviour. Well ex-cu-u-se meh, I go for band to learn how to appreciate the worst of music, not compete with some dim-witted disciple of Adam Khoo.

Okay I feel mean. :(( I wish I had moar funny comics for you Mah dearies but I haven't been visiting reddit recently! Anyway, stay sharp and may blessings of Akatosh be upon you!

The alienic humanoids:

I NEARLY DIED AFTER P.E TODAY!!!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!

Something horrible and scary happened today after P.E!! We ran the actual 2.4 NPAFA thingamajijgsxz under the scorching hot 11am sun :6 It was quite o-kay but at the end I tried sprinting and...... my legs felt very cold!!! I passed with not-so-flying colours but after that dunno what happened I SUDDENLY WENT BLIND!!!!!!!!!! And i felt like puking and lying down. But I thought I would die if I lay down so I walked to the water cooler (still blind) and somehow managed to drink quite a bit of water before finding a safe spot to sit down (read: collapse and prepare for death). Then annoying everyone started walking pass me asking dumb questions like "ARE YOU OKAY" like obviously not I can't even see you rihgtt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And dumb Jeremy thought I was emo because I got D but I was just trying to recover from a traumatizing near death experience. Its like getting hit by a car and hearing someone say "OH YOU POOR DEAR WHY DID YOU WANT TO GET HIT BY A CAR ITS NOT WORTH IT JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED YOUR LA COMPRE" or something like that. Anyway I eventually regained my sight thanks to the concern emanated from kind jolene victoria lockin sumon and some other people whom I couldnt see. Then I went to the canteen and ate lunch. Then I discovered I had actually accidentally touched the disgusting algae on the water cooler during my last-ditch attempt to rehydrate myself. I was reminded of barnacles and felt like vomiting once again. The end.

Hallo mah widdle rabid readers!

Meh ERIPS was fun today! Didn't do much except put baby yeastie in YPD broth! I.e: We grew test-tube yeast! Saccaromyces cerevisiae. WOW I managed to memorize my babu's name! <3

Showed Hyun Hee this picture in math class and we couldnt stop laughing :9

Dearest darling readers!

I am so sorry. It seems that all my lovely comics couldn't be read after all and I have been enjoying such funny things all by myself :( Oh well. If you ever want to find out what happened in the comics, tell me and i'll let you read it on my phone. As an apology, here is a very wonderful and ear-pleasing video!

OHNO!!!! Im sorry my baby readers!!! But.... But..... THIS COMIC IS JUST TOO FUNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

This is the worst and boringest blog ever. Feel free to click that little red square thing at the top right hand corner of the screen.

UGH I FEEL SO MAD. Don't you hate it when a stupid person tags everyone except you in a photo on Facebook?? No? Well I guess you've never experienced it before :6 I feel so hurt and invisible and sad I want to hide under a hole on the ground and cry. Just kidding my murderous tendencies will resurface and I'll think about killing everyone. Please don't be scared of me :(

This reminds me of extremely insensitive Jeremy. So just because I answered your question with "yes.", I'm emo?!? Well, WHATEVER JEREMY.  I hope you see me when I'm truly emo. Only then will you understand my true character for I am a creature of the night! FEAR ME YE MORTALS! Bah I think people are scared of me. Well not now but when I'm grumpy and hateful and bitter. I get scared of myself too. I wish I wasn't nutty and loony Eunice Foo. I wish I was some cool normal person with normal friends in a normal school where I wouldn't be misunderstood with a normal name like... like.... I dunno what names are considered normal? Lori Austerlitz?

Heheh Whenever I go to restaurants, I'll fill in those feedback forms and under the "Contact" section, I'll come up with an imaginary name belonging to some extravagant socialite with a big house and 10 dogs or something. A name like "Lauriette Glenbury" or "Kim Scofield" or "Lim Ah Peng" or whatever.



Anyway, if you are tagging people in a group photo or something, please don't leave me out. I'll be sad :'(

Hewhhee I think I'm turning into a typical redditor!!! :'(((( Okay okay this the lastest comic I will ever post here.

This is kind of gross but............ HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IT'S FUNNY

HAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEE THE GREATEST LOVE IS SO NICE. Even though Dokgo Jin (main male character) is grumpy and ugly and old, his eyes are so lovely and expressive HAAAAAAALPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP  CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM

OHO! Recently, I connected my Facebook to my drawsomething accouNT AND IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN NOW. HALPPP I THINK IM ADDICTED!!! Here are some pictures of my drawings and some other weird ones!

Oh but before that. HALPPPPPO!!!! I havnent done Mah homework except for dumbo homework set!!!!! Okay pics

OH LOOK!! I found a picture of this gigantic watermelon from 19472920 years ago!



 

HAHAHHAAHHAHAA

Yes. I abandoned my Skyrim project. I am just too lazy to carry through with whatever plans I have for now and for the future.

Okay! I have decided to start a month-long Skyrim project!! Everyday, I'll draw something from Skyrim. That's all! :DD

Yawwww talentime was average. The beatboxer Nitti or Nitta something wa svery good! Some people have no talent at all. There was this ambitious gurl who sang "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele off-key and everyone cringed in their seats for the whole duration of her performance. Needless to say, she got last place. For the dance category, there was two Latin dancers who dressed skimpily and danced in heels. I think everyone was staring at the fat girl's half exposed undergarments :6 I thought they were quite good but my friend who is a dancer said that they're arms weren't supposed to go floppy flappy everywhere and they sucked. There rest of show was pretty boring. Oh I nearly forgot. The TUTTINATORS. I think the dance moves were pretty funny especially the pirates of the Caribbean part where Jeremy and Amanda started fighting with ?!?!!! I forgot who. But the playing was honestly not-very-good. They won last place. Sad. THEN!!!! Me and Mah sister and friends went to eat supper. After that my brain went on autopilot mode and I can't quite remember what happened. The end!

HERE IS MY FURST SKYRIM DRAWING NOT COUNTING KHAJIT.

Ahaaaaaaaa!!! Unriddle starts in 3 minutes time!! I was bored so I speed-drew a sexy female Khajit! For some reason, I think it is normal for female artists to draw naked bodies. But if it's a male artist.....ahem. Anyway. Heres teh super sexy most beautiful female NPC in Skyrim!

:(((((( I just looked at the drawing again and I think it sux. Oh well I guess it's preparation for AEP next term.

FOUND THIS ON REDDIT. HAHAHAHHAHAHA I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE CHEWING BAMBOO PART. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHGAGAHAHAHAHAAHAHGA LITTLE MORONS.



You don't have to know what happens in the last two panels. Its sick and I don't geddit :6


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HHAHAHAHHAHAHAGA OMNOMNOM BAMBOOOOOOO

OHHHH HHAHAHAHA SCHOOL WAS SO FUN TODAY.

For some reason, everyone kept talking about the human centipede!!! :6 I think Park was watching it in class. SO GROSSS. I asked myself Hung if it was possible to survive on faeces alone and she said no. How smart of her! She correctly predicted the ending, which showed everyone dying.

Then, my La group practised the Dramatic reading!!! I think we nailed it perfectly :9 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA STarring Jeremy as Cromwell, Jolene as Señor Chapuys, Victoria as Stewart and Myself as Richard Rich! Heehehee we got the best scene! Everyone is so devious and scheming here that I love it <3

OHHOHHOOHOOHO TODAY WAS THE FURST EPISODE OF UNRIDDLE 2!!!! Very horrible, if you ask me. I actually don't really like Rui En and how did Alvin Ng suddenly appear? I don't remember seeing him two years ago. BUN IS STILL MAH FAVOURITR CHARACTER!! But she lost so much fat that she doesn't look much like a bun anymore :(((( Bunbunbun  <--------- It's a loaf of bread!

Yawwww I would write more but my phone only has 3% left!! Bye-bye Mah baby readers!!

A picture speaks a thousand words. Here are three thousand words.

HAHAHAAHAH THE ADVENTURES OF MILKMAN

OHHHH LISTENING TO MAH FAVOUIRTEI SONG HOW TRAGIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH <#33

I listen to this song whenever I feel melancholic. Sigh I can't stop thinking about band. I feel so humiliated and frustrated and cheated whenever I see stupid Leira S Gnow. I want to kill her so badly. I want to wring her neck and feel the crack of her bones. But then I feel sad. I feel so overwhelmed with sadness that I feel like giving up on playing the clarinet. What's the point anyway? Band is filled with lies and lies and lies and hatred. Perhaps if I change to another instrument, I might feel better. I don't know what to do. The whole band is a monarchy anyway, run by Enihpesoj. And worst of all, it saps my strength. The moment I step into the bandroom, I feel all my vigour and happiness drain away, and it reminds me of my shampoo going down the drain after each bath. Band used to be tolerable, but now I can't take it. The lump in my throat comes back every time I think about it and I just can't play anymore.

Now I feel like Tai Lung from Kung-Fu Panda. I used to think he was evil, but now I know the pain and hurt he must have endured. Imagine being promised the world, but witnessing it being given to someone else. Why why WHY!!!! >:((( I feel especially angry with myself. How could I hve been so trusting and gullible??? Of course, it is impossible to feel my and Tai Lung's level of confusioan and anger by just thinking about it. All of you might feel it someday. But I pray for you. I pray that you do not ever experience this. It stinks of rejection and hate and all things bad. Its been weeks, but I still can't forget it. I might be going crazy...

I think I am too passive at times.

OH WUNDERFUL I JUST REALISED MY PHONE STILL HAD 85% BATTERY LEFT!!!

As I was saying, I think I'm too passive >:( I feel so mad at myself. E.g: When someone is obviously trying to pick a fight with me, I'll get slightly pissed but I don't actually do anything :(( Or like during IH debate I always somehow agree with mah opponent's point. I am not easily influenced, just logical. But sometimes I just wish to stand up for what I believe in, and what others perceive to be illogical.

Anyway, moving on to another topic, I hate stupid dumb idiots who act like such know-it-alls and think themselves superior to everyone around them >:( E.g: 李有惠 from night market people >:((((( Grrrr feel so angry. ANYWAY I HAVE DECDED!!! I WILL BE AGGRESSIVE FOREVER AND BE FRIENDLESS BUT AGREEVSVASOCE DNAJXIAKZLAAN!!!!!!

My dog when I told her my decision: