HARRO!

Started playing Oblivion 2-3 days ago!! ITS SOOOOO FUN. Thanks to Ethan who kept bugging me to quicky install it. :9 Anyway!!! I am extremely young female Imperial warrior knight in Thieves guild!! I want to join the DARK BROTHERHOOD but to do that I must kill an innocent NPC :'( And I dunno what to do now because I'm too lazy to comPlete quests and I just want to kill everyone. But I will have suPer large murder bounty!!!!!!!! DunnoLoo should I go back to doing normal quests? OHYA I LIKE TO STEAL HORSIES SO FUN DKWHDKWNJWD

Haaaaaalp I'm going crazy.

Went out for lunch with God-sister today! Ate Japanese pasta; mentaiko spaghetti and ordered side dish teriyaki chikabawam. Then!!!!! We went for dessert.

Hello my name is Yunise.
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ACTUALLY NO! MY NAME IS FARK YOO AND I HACKED THIS BLOG. TWIST ENDING!!

I love novels with twist endings. One time I read this book about a girl who had an alcoholic mother who vanished on one of her presumed party nights. It was hinted that the mother was out with one of her drunkie druggies and the girl just went around telling everyone that the mother was actually in rehab. Over the course of the story, the girl, Sid, increasingly becomes frustrated by her mother's disappearance and gradually develops OCD. She bathes 17 times a day and washes her hands at every opportunity. Of course, everyone else thinks that the mother is in rehab and Sid just can't cope on her own. Near the end of the story, everyone finds out that sid's mother isn't in rehab but gallivanting about with a beer bottle in hand. Sid goes crazy and runs home. A storm brews. The violent wind whips the garden apart and the corner of a blue tarp pokes out of the soil. And a hand. TWIST ENDING!!! Sid's mother had committed suicide even before the story had started. Sid buried her and lived in her own fantasy world. Her deteriorating mental state is attributed to the fact that her mother wasn't really out getting drunk, but was dead.

SECOND TWIST STORY!

Maya is a crazy druggie and has a sister named Abby who would do anything to protect her. One day, Maya is suspected of murder blah blah blah and Abby tries to protect her and blah blah BUT!!! In the end it was Abby who had killed the person. She hated Maya since who knows when and went crazy after trying to protect Maya for her whole life. TWIST ENDING.

I actualy like stupid twist endings like the team fortress post about ME actually writing the post and being a mummy.

Well thats all for today!
Signing off,
Fark Yoo.


TWIST ENDING!!! I WAS ACTUALLY YUNISE THE WHOLE TIME!! BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!

Bello! It's 12:12am!

Okay, last night I had a strange dream. I did many many many things but I can only remember seeing and doing...uhrm.....stuff with the cute Japanese pig guy from DeliciousOrangeJuice.blogspot.com aka Sherlyn's blog. :9 It was (*☻-☻*). What we did is explained in the title. Urk. I hate growing up.

Yippee finally started on mah homework! Did one page and got rewarded! Mah sweetheart David Thorne updated his blog!! Heheheheh stupid Simon. Okay I admit, David is a horrible bastard who does terrible things to everybody and I don't know why I always support him :9 Le sigh boppity-head man.

Played TF2 as usual but tried out the spy class which is unusual for me! I died 482618492 times while using the Eternal Reward, which is a POWERFUL SUPER DANGEROUS WEAPON....if you know how to yield it. I don't. You have to stay hidden in a corner for 5 hours and wait for the right time to kill someone :6 Not to my likey. I love being on the battlefield and burning everyone to crispy chicken with mah flamethrower. Mmmmm tender meat. No tummy, no more KFC for you! Urghhhhh I'm crazy. Goodnight I hope I have nice dreams tonight.

This is the new amplifier that my Dad bought. I told him it looks like a butt with pimples, but now that I think about it, it can also be...you know.......boobs.

OKAY GOODNIGHT TODAY IS A TERRIBLY HORMONAL DAY.

Harro my dear fart monsters(*☻-☻*)

Today is 20/11/2011!! Also the first time I got my 100th kill in TF2!

Oh woe begone! I resetted my TF2 stats today! Why? Because I had been playing on achievement servers which messed up all my stats. It added 10 hours to my spy and kill count became 550303@92. BUT I NEVER CHEATED WITH MY PYRO!!! My pyro is my pride and joy <3 Most number of kills I got in a life was 11! (Without cheating) Which beat dumb Ray's soldier count. HAH. OHHHHHH I feel so sad. All 23 hours of my pyro time have ceased to exist, and I have to start again on a clean slate. No more achievement servers for me!

On a lighter note, look at what I found during one of my jungle expeditions! A strange Pygmy hippo mutation!! It only has hair on it's muzzle and paws. Expecting it to be a great find, I braved the seven seas, the great kraken, the dense canopy and horrible airport customs to bring this lovely creature to a civilized area. Unfortunately, an idiot scientist had discovered it before me. Apparently, they named it a "Skinny pig". WTF?! It looks more like a sacred hippo-sphinx than a common pig. Anyway, while I was gallivanting about in the dense chaparral, the "Skinny Pig" MacHippo was distributed to many pet shops. Go and find it if you want to.

All hail the mighty naked hippo!

Harro! Spent the whole day doing origami and watching drama and going for math lesson.

I made 3 extremeenly difficult origami and only 2 were successful :'( or one. Sigh.

Ant, sun, and moon. Apparently, the ant is a "crab with deformed right claw" and the sun is too crumpled to be a sun. It's a face by the way. SEEEEEEEEEEEEESEE. ZOOM IN. Okay I faaaaaaailed I'm only good at drawing. *Sniff*

I forgot to write about the crazy woman I met at Toa Payoh library!!

So anyway I was there to borrow books and buy batteries. I was going to the origami section on the third floor but was too lazy to walk, and waited for the lift. Suddenly, a wild middle-aged woman appeared! She had curly black hair and looked rather normal at first glance. Then I heard a strange chanting coming from her. It wasn't like she was muttering, just sort of speaking in a low monotone. I didn't mean to listen, but she got slightly louder and sort of inched towards me. And I just kinda heard everything, you know? At first I only caught snippets, like,

"...is this true love?..." and
"Shouldnt you hear me out?..."

Then the lift came. It didn't bother me much as I thought that she was memorizing a break-up speech or something. So we went into the lift.

Okay, after the doors closed, it started to get...creepy. She huddled in a corner and sortof glared at me. If not for her voice, the lift would've been completely silent. But she was there, and I heard every single thing that she said.

"You should hear me out. I'm not who I seem to be. I was, would, won't wouldn't have done that." Long pause. "Then you should've heard what I said before doing that." Pause "I don't think it's hard right?"

AND IT WENT ON FOR THE WHOLE TIME!!! Seriously, I think the whole thing happened in just a minute, but it seemed as though I was stuck in the lift with her for a gajillion years. And her eyes started roving around eerily while talking to her "imaginary friend" (I kinda figured out it wasn't a speech after she paused as if listening to a reply). Anyway, I think it was her boyfriend!! In her head. There is a 99.989927% probability that she's a schizophrenic. And when she stumbled on the grammar particle "was, won't" blah blah her expression and tone remained constant and it was uber freaky!!! Fortunately for me, she exited on level 2 (still taking) and made her way to who knows where. Well, even though it was a horrible experience, I hope to meet her again. I want to know if her boy problems have been solved. And Toa Payoh is full of crazy people anyway.

I borrowed 6 books!! And I'm going for the origami lesson on 27 November 2011, 2pm!! Anyone is free to come, so come of you can!! If not I'll be a loner there folding scraps of paper like a loser. :'(

Heh I'm seriously addicted to the song Man for All Seasons. It makes me feel like a enigmatic uber wonderful secret agent >:)

For those of you who follow me on twitter, I'm sure you would've heard about it. YES, MUCUS LUCAS INVITED ME OVER FOR A GAME OF... MONOPOLY!!! Backstory: Nicholas and Lucas are my extremely competitive male cousins. Nicky used to boast about his %]^[*!! Math&science blah blah blah until... PSLE. I totally owned him hahahahhaa and ever since then, he acknowledges my superiority with great awe and respect. Lucas...he's... A BIG FAT LOSER WHO THINKS HE IS SMARTER THAN ME. And obviously, I have beaten him countless times whether academically or pokemonilly or on runescape or maplestory or general knowledge or EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. But he doesn't give up. Anyway, to keep a long story short, he lost the monopoly game (least value) and my sister (who was texting and reading comics the whole time) won. Me and nicky were in between. So, not bad. Then I went home and played Megu.

I love this blogger function which allows me to upload photos from my phone! ♪( ´θ｀)ノ

Alexis aka Icelollix returning home to India! Farewell, I have enjoyed our brief friendship! :')

Hello everyone!! Did you know?!? Today is 11/11/11!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, I had to spend my 111111 afternoon at Toys Buffet with lil kids. It was very fun!! I played at all the other booths too. I made 2 bookmarks @ Lee Chin & Eggie's booth and 3 poodles and 1 hat @ Random balloon booth. Victoria+Annmarie+Sherlyn's booth was difficult!! The kids were supposed to form words from the tiles given. I could form only 8 words :6 A.M said that the teeny tiny kids couldn't even form one word. So sad!!! Anyway, the kiddy kids loved my poodle!!! Methinks I can be a professional balloon sculpturer. (=´∀｀)/

Played TF2 today!! So happy! Everyone in my team was so super lousy :6 Even after chatting+trading with Monsieur J'teves Sobs aka Ethan, no one had beaten my kill score :7 AND! AND! AND!!! After trading, I got an item!!! Le Party Phantom, which is a beautiful mask worth £2.99!!!!! Ahhhh today was a great day :')

Pictures of my victims who were coerced into wearing my flowser hat.

And yes, my sister IS wearing pants.

Harro my darling readers!

I found a lovely new song today!

Chorus:
"Queen and country safe and sound,
with villains six feet under ground.
And no one knows cause no ones found
any trace of a man for all seasons.
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....
so alone
And you and I wouldn't have a clue, whose doing what,why, when and who,
up the creek with no canoe,
watch out for the man for all seasons, loves 'em and leaves 'em alone......
so alone (but safe at home)"

It's called "Man for all season" by Robbie Williams. Go listen to it!!! GOGOGOGOOGGOOOO!

I'm addicted to this new smartphone game, KAWAII PET MEGU. It's seriously cute. Sherlyn recommended it to me during band on Tuesday :9 You start off as a teeny tiny blue bean with 4 legs. And you can evolve!!! But there are many many different evolution paths and not all of them are kawaii so choose carefully!! Anyway I evolved into Bot-mi which is ugly :'( Bot, the Pre-evolution was cute! And the interesting part is...
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...IT TWEETS FOR YOU!!!

UGHHH SOO KAWAII!!! I even created an alternate account for Onma, my pet!! Search "MeguOhms". Anyway my pet is dumb. I hope it becomes smarter :9 okay goodnight!

BOOHOO. My FAVOURITEST vegetarian restaurant is really closing down for good, at the end of this month. So sad!! I've been eating there since... Since.... I DUNNO!!! SINCE I WAS BORN?!? And it's been open for 85 years!!!! Sigh I feel like crying. I took a million pictures. Granny and me and ah gu. I wanted to take with the nice chef but she was shy and ran away!!!

Gonna write a looong post about how my aunt spoils me rotten, but i have to bathe first.

Okay.


Today was a greaaaaat day!! Went shopping with my aunt and she bought me a new BAAAGGGGG. Same brand, Dickies. But this one is special!!! The logo is engraved on a metal plate instead of stitched on some recycled cloth thingy. I LOVE IT!!! It sorta looks like a normal school bag which is fine with me. Sigh. As usual, in the afternoon, I was grumpy at some unexplainable situation which no one understood. The food court where we ate lunch at was so crowded!!! And the worst thing of all was that I bought CLAYPOT RICE. I couldn't find a seat...and my rice became cold. So I got mad and sat down on some random seat. The dumb pig who was originally sitting there was all, "That seat was actually for my husband... But I can use this chair." and she removed her handbag from an empty chair. Note: The food court was seriously PACKED with people. Selfish piggy woman. Your bliddy handbag doesn't need a seat of it's own.

If any of you are thinking about my green monster bag, it's a different situation.

So, after that we went to Wisma Atria. I bought my FAVOURITEST DRAGON BEARD CANDY but it sucked. The price increased by 50% and the size of each lock of hair decreased by 80%. Disappointed. I love dragon beard candy.

I would write more about how lovely my aunt and mom and dad and sister are but my eye hurts. Goodnight!

Thanks to Ethan for sharing this video of a beautiful woman.

Sniff. It's the second-last day of school. Tomorrow will be the last day. The very last day and the very last time we shall ever see some of our beloved classmates. Well, of course we'll see each other around, but.... We'll be leading unique lives, learning different things and making new friends. GAAAHHHH I FEEL LIKE CRYING. Especially since Ms Wang aka Ms Kow left us too. Sigh. Is it because we've all been together for 2 years? It feels like my heart is wheezing and begging for oxygen. But don't fret. Beautiful memories remain. Even though time may ravage my physical form, I will hold these precious mementos close to my heart, and never let them go. Once again, I thank my dear friends for everything they've given me; joy, laughter, and the chance to love. I would like to dedicate this farewell to Ethan, Ling Yan and Kiran, who are going far far away to the Humanities class. Farewell, and I hope you'll do your best in whatever you do, eat well, sleep well, and be good. :') GAHHH I FEEL LIKE AN OLDIE.

Homeroom day today! Which actually means cleaning up the class for rotten juniors. Some dumb person came up with the idea of washing the class's floor. Then the drain got clogged and flooded the whole place. Me and Ethan and Ee Ter helped to drain the water away! If not for us, everyone would be dead by now :P

Labels: Cleaning time and Ms Wang :')

Heheheh. GaySandwich aka Etgan aka Ethan said that my comic was nice! YAAAAAY. I actually thought it was dumb :9 Especially the Chinese Camp part. I was rushing because I was hungry. Anyway, I dont usually publicize my drawings unless I'm feeling incredibly demoralized and my ego needs some boosting :')

Sigh. I feel sad when I reminisce. I can still remember the happy times I had being in jH102. I remember spring cleaning, where Kiran hung from the window grille. Experiments in the physics lab with ms Ong. I took a million pictures of her face back then. :D Eating blue monster sweets with Ethan in Zhang Jianli's class and putting on blue lipstick. My very first visit to the student lounge. Ohhhhh!!!! And the class's strange fetish for boogers and interest in hobos. :') Gahh I feel like crying. I don't ever want our class to split up, but of course, nothing gold lasts forever. All that is left are just pure memories and pictures. *Sniff* I hope there'll be someone to remember me. Because I'll definitely remember all of you. Every single one of you. :')

Dear 202/102,
Thank you for everything.
Love,
Eunice Foo.



Spring cleaning 102. Silly Ethan is missing, so here is a picture of him with blue lipstick. Ariel is missing too, so here's a random photo I stole from her Facebook.