Heehee IH today was SOOOO fun :9

Ray suddenly came up with the 3-word game. We could only say 3 words in a sentence. IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! We were all "You want play? 3 word game." and "Ms dyer. Why like that." and "MEthinks dis fun :D" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEN AFTERWARDS WE PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE AND WE GAVE MS DYER AS LOVELY BOOKMARK WITH A PICTURE OF HER DRAWN ON IT O WHAT FUN.

Eheheh Aggie and Ethan re-ignited my passion for TTR. Kind Eggie helped my download Judas and Party Rock Anthem :'D I SO HAPPY. SKILL HAZ IMPROVED. VERY GOOD YUNISE.

Selling a pair of B.O.B tickets. CALL ME IF INTERESTED :)

AHHHHHHHH TODAY'S RHETORICAL ANALYSIS SUCKED. I wrote so beautifully in the beginning with lots of points and 3/4 page paragraphs, but my writing eventually deteriorated to incoherent sentences containing size 75 words and basically nonsense like:

"ETHOS USED TO  INVOKE 

AUDIENCE EMOSHUNS  

T?HUS PERSUASHIF!!!!" 

 Oh man. I feel dumb. Ms Wang will hate me forever. Together with ms amy rubinger. AHHHHHH WAI DID I NOT FINISH MY ARTWORK I COULDVE GOTTEN A!!!!!!!!!




 Ahh But my parents + sister were very nice.

Me: Sigh.... I DID HORRIBLY IN MY LA TEST AHHHHH
Parents: OH nevermind dont be sad learn from your mistakes etcetc. ..... SO LETS GO TO MALAYSIA TO CHEER YOU UP.
Megan: YEAH SHOPPING IS SO THERAPEUTIC.
Moi : :'D

And so we went to malaysia and we shopped at the new shopping mall!!! I bought lovely socks :DD And we ate ate sushi king!!! SO CHEAP. I love soft-shell crab handrolls :9

Okay byebye :9

"Oh yay, we're concert virgins!!"



YAAAAAAAAAAYYY I WENT FOR WE ARE SCIENTISTS AND NEON TREES CONCERT YESTERDAY!!

Ooooohhhhh Tyler Glenn is so cute and funny. He was talking about how his pants kept dropping and that he needed to eat KAYA TOAST!!! AND THEN HE THREW HIS NECKLACE AND I ALMOST CAUGHT IT BUT SOME FAT WOMAN BEHIND ME GOT IT BOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOO. Ayyy anyway my lucky sister took a few pictures with them and AHHHHHHH theyre all so good looking and kind. Teehee Tyler looks and sounds like T-bag from Prison Break!!!

Ahhhhh the venue was horrible. There was a woman who kept smoking and it was free standing and it was su-per hot. We stood for 3-4 hours because We are Scientists was late by a hour and if we sat down, the horrible people would trample on us. Also, when neon trees sang Animal, a vile and crazy American woman slapped my butt and tried to push her way to the front. >:'((((( URGH IT WAS HORRIBLE. But the concert itself was fun :'D The guy from We are Scientists is so graceful and elegant. LIKE A BALLERINAAAAA. AHHHHHHHHHHH THE WHOLE THING WAS FUN ANF I TOOK 1840177282822782 PHOTOS. HEEHEE

Oh yeah, we weren't allowed to take photos but when the band came onstage, cameras went up, and thousands of photos were taken. Hehheh. After the concert, I was deaf and my throat was hoarse and i was as dehydrated as a rock. THEN WE WENT TO MCDONALDS YUMYUM. :9

Neon trees encore.


AHHHHHH IT TRULY WAS GREAT FUN :'D

HAIII....... :')

The organizers called me and asked me when I would be free to collect the tickets. But I told them the truth that I was underage and they forfeited the tickets!!! :'((( But nevermind. I don't even know who is Jamie XX.

YAAAAAAA I FOUND THIS LOVELY DEATHNOTE BAG SHOULD I BUY NOOOOOOO

OMG HAHAHAHHAAHA I WON TICKETS TO SEE JAMIE XX AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS. The only people who commented were me and Ethan and i won!!! Even though what i said was crap.





 Ethan: "I love Jamie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooo​oooxoxoxoxxoxoxoo ♥ ♥"

Me: "I LOE JAMIE XX HE'S THE BEST ACTORE EVER!!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN HE ACTED IN TRANFORMERS OMG OMG I LOVE HIM ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥"

 And obviously, he DID NOT act in transformers. I thought they would cancel the competition but nooooooooo I WON!!! :'DD YAYYYYYYYYYYYY HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

Urgh...

Today...

Sidnad...

Sidnad vol 7...

*cry*

AHHHHHHH OMG I CAN'T STAND IT WAI O WAI CRUEL WORLD AHHHHHHH
Sigh. Today, the price of Sidnad vol 7 was released.

I feel so cheated... I was looking at the price of the normal edition, 4,800 yen (SGD 72), And thinking, "OMG DIS THE CHEAPEST SID DVD EVAAAAAAAAA!!" but I wanted the special edition like the one I have right nao so I continued reading and...

¥9,800.

¥9,800....

¥9,800?!?!?!?!??!??! WHUT OMG ROFLLMAO

THATS A WHOOPING 5000¥ DIFFERENCE AND THE ONLY EXTRA ITEM IS A SECOND DISK?! WHAT IS THERE, MAO PORN ON IT?? 5,000 yen is equivalent to SGD 75, BTW. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PURIIZU YOU MUST BE JOKING. ILL BE A BANKRUPT LADY FOR THE REST OF MY SCHOOL LIFE. That being said, I'll have to pack lunch to school... until I graduate from college. OMG STUPID MANAGER KOJIMATTY!!!!!


Anyway, I like the new shampoo my mom bought for me. It smells like my SID magazines when they first arrived :9

HAI HAI MY DEAR READERS!!!

Onmaaa today was fun! My relatives came over to have dinner and play. Teehee I ate lots of fud and my two puny paternal male cousins did too. Unsurprisingly, my same-age-as-me cousin is still 1cm shorter than me. HAHHHHHH. Silly them, they kept begging me to lend them my lovely phone even tho they had their iPad!!! Oh yaaaaaaahahahahhah!!! We played 2-4 player games on their iPad and I won all the games!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I IZ GAMING PROFESSIONAL NO ONE CAN BEAT ME.

After that, my uncle wanted to watch soccer, so we turned on the TV. IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE INTERESTING. We kept laughing at Qiu Li this fat man who kept missing the goal. HAHAHAHAHAH AND ONE GUY GOT KICKED IN HIS GROIN AREA. And then we were all screaming "OMGOMG KICK BEHIND LUH STUPID GUY" and "OMG WTF NOOOOOOO STUPID FAT QIU LI" for the whole game. SINGAPORE WON BTW!!! We were against Malaysia. ANYWAY IM NAO A FAN OF QIU LI!! YAAAAAAYYYYY MY FAVOURITE FAT MAN.

Then, my aunt wanted to go home but we were watching Tron so TOO BAD FOR HER!!! We watched the games and the vroom vroom racing part only. :((( When they left... WE STARTED WATCHING HP7 PART 1!!! Omg I didn't know that Dobby+ hedwig+ madeye died in this movie!!!! OMG SO SAD ESPECIALLY WHEN HEDWIG DIED. Dobby was cute too :'D Teehee I still love Draco Malfoy and Luna. EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS.



OH YEAH ONMA. I bet no one remembers that lovely word :'D TEEHEE SO FUNNY YNYNYNNYNYNYNY


OKAY GOODNIGHT MY LOVELIES.

EWWW OMG THE TELETUBBIES PROMOTED ANAL SEX AHHHHHHH I CAN NEVER UNSEE WHAT I JUST SAW X.X

じゃあん！！

Just checked the bidding summary! Only 5 groups chose BC and there are 5 slots so YAAAAYY!!! We're definitely getting it :'D

So sad. Alot of people chose the chemistry of fud&cosmetics. 9 groups will be forced to do boring and difficult math projects for 1.5 years!!! :'(((


And...

Today, I discovered that I like pain as much as I love chili :((
I dunnooo!!! During my foot treatment today, it wasn't painful and my inner voice shouted, "WHAT!! It's over already?!? NO KICK!" just like when I'm eating mild curry.




Okay goodnight (*☻-☻*)

I'm at my sister's PTM!

Yeyyy I saw many teachers like Ning Ning and my best friend Wok Blue Flower and Mr Cheng and Madam Wang etcetc.

WENT TO WATCH VISION AT ESPLANADE YESTERDAY!!!



 I was late :(( And we had to wait for the ngee Ann poly people to come back because they had gone home already. They only let me and my sister in at the break. In the meantime, we watched teh lovely magic tricks on a screen outside. Finally We went in... And discovered that... Our seats were next to Ethan's! :D "OMG HAIII!!" I screamed internally. Then we sat down and started watching.

THE MAGIC TRICKS WERE ABSOLUTELY FANTABULOUS AND MAGICAL OMMMM!!! But the story plot was singaporeany and boring. Priscilla was very fat. I dunno how she managed to fit into the steel drum. Anyway, the whole story was about how priscilla's dad always forced her to do MAGIKK TRICKS and they went into her subconscious and dunnooo what happened butthey resolved their differences and lived happily ever after. :'D

Well I thought that there was too much talking and too little magic tricks. It was only today that Ethan told me that all the nice magic tricks happened in the beginning of the show. :((( BOOHOOHOO. I only saw the guy pull off a cloth and reveal an orange car on the screen outside while waiting to go in :(((((((( OH!! During the intermission I went to eat... CHOCOLATE COATED STRAWBERRY!! Ethan just drank boring ol' coke. Supposedly. :9

Anyway!! Go and watch Vision, dear readers!!! It's very nice even tho we sat the the third level!! Except for the last part where we couldn't see fat woman appear and had to lean put of our seats and I nearly fell out BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!! It was LE best :'DD



YEY \(//∇//)\ (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

Today was uskfkanmfmf.

Urk I don't like the weird rubber band thing in my mouth. Usually I speak like this:

"I AM A PRETTY CABBAGE."

But with the rubber contraption:

"I AMCA FKCSNDKCAMAGGE!!!!"



Oh yeah yaaaaayy me and Ethan won tickets to vision tomorrow 8pm and I dunno how were gonna get our tickets before then. BLARGH ETHAN's ANSWER WAS CRAP. I DUNNO HOW THEY LET HIM WIN. And there was this weirdo who just said "yupp" and won too. Boohoo I dunno who to bring I DUNWANT to bring my sister because she doesnt wanna bring me to neon trees concert >:(

Boarded the same bus as Hyun Hee today!! HAHHAHAGAGA SO FUNNY When the bus turned, Hyun Hee ended up leaning on some guy with a gorilla expression on her face. Me? I was sitting down :'D

BOOOO today was boring.

7.30: Woke up
7.40: slept
8.30: woke up
9.30: tuition
12.00: eat food
1pm: nothing
1.10: eat food
2pm: sleep
4.30: woke up
4.40: eat food
5.00: stalked a long distance not-related relative
6.00: Attempted to watch ongaku no hi but gave up
6.30: dinner-- eat food
7.30: dessert--eat food

AND DAD BOUGHT BLACK PEOPER CRAB FOR DINNER!! :DD Haha my stupid sister went to eat dinner with a fat person so yah-boo-sucks to her she didnt get to eat fresh crab HAH! >:D

Urgh just watched city hunter. The plot is becoming... Stale. 5/7 of the show is filled with boring nana trying to make Yu Seong like her. And then the next episode...

YS: I LOVE YOU BUT TOO BAD I IS CITY HUNTER

N: NOOOO WAI YOU LEAVE ME DON'T!!

YS: Too bad you fat pig!! >:D Bye bye!

N: :'( Blah fine I will forgot you stupid disidlsmdwkjdej

The next day...

YS: OH NOEZ Y U HURT

N: Haha! I'll purposely injure my body so you'll be concerned about me! Nya ya! >:3



OHOH!! But the fight scene between city hunter and cheongsam man's underling was intense!! KYAAAAAA SO COOL. OKAY bye ye

ANTIJOKE TIME.



"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dave."

"Dave who?"

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point that she can no longer recognize him.


...

...

Okay that was dumb. Oh yeah Some idiot was being a troll in band yesterday...



Derp: So when are you gonna take these from me?

Me: When I'm not feeling lazyyyyyyyyyyy

Deep: So that means... NEVER??

TODAY I DID MY SONNET PRESENTATION!!!

Urk it was so scary and because it was after lunch I felt bloated and sleeeeepyyy. But because I was a smart kid I ate my disgusting enemy coleslaw instead of my usual baked beans. So that I wouldn't fart during my presentation :D How smart I am!! I also discovered that there are actually people who like coleslaw!!!!!!!!! The coleslaw-person tried to kill me using my penknife today. He looked like a crazy gorilla murderer :( I nearly died!!!!! Anyway it was scary standing infront of the class and suddenly my ears blocked up and I couldn't hear myself so I said "ahem...ahem...........ahem.." a few times but I failed and I had to say my entire speech without hearing myself properly and I think I spoke too quickly because it finished in 1 second and I thought I missed a few lines but Aggie and Ethan assured me that I hadnt :) I HOPE IT WAS OKAY I DIDN'T MISPRONOUNCE ANY WORDS I KNOW and if I did well for this speech, it would be the first time I didn't screw up talking to a crowd :') Teehee and kind Arina Yixuan Hyun Hee and some other nice people clapped before I went up and my fear decreased by 0.001% how nice of them :'D



The crazy person who tried to kill me was... Ethan.

I. Am. An. ARTIST!!!!!

Okay. WHAT THE 'ELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!? There's no point in asking me to "design" the class tee if you already have a boring-100%unoriginal design in mind.

Urgh what the tuck horrible fireworks-incense smell coming from the gooks downstairs. Back to my rant.


WHAT IS THE POINT IN WASTING MY TIME. I'm sorry but if you pricks decide that common everyday emoji faces are much better than my 99.9999999% original vomit face then fine. Don't BOTHER asking me to draw or do what stupid crap. Just pick some random hobo on the street to draw it. I have my pride, my originality, my own mind. Another thing. Please try to be more specific about what you don't like about my art. I agree, there are many flaws in my wonderful drawings, and none of my art can be compared to even the lousiest student's in AEP. Instead of sounding like a moronic munkey when you say "SO UGRYYYY DUNWANT" think about adding words to your vocabulary bank. Like, "This face reminds me of an unpleasant person, and it would pain me to look at it eveytime I wear this shirt. " isn't that better? Maybe then, others wouldn't think of you as a dopey dolt.

Another thing. Manners. Even though I spent the whole homeroom working on some inane faces, I never once received a word of thanks, or even please. It was always "Do this, do that". What you think im your personal slave-artist? No. I'm not. And if you're all gonna continue being insipid human beans, then I'm sorry. We can no longer work together.

#300th post!!

I saw a rainbow sky. If I wasnt so lazy, I'd put the picture up here.

The weathers been really Hot these days. Was it because of that that I snapped? Anyway, my neighbours were being noisy bastards as usual. And my patience was wearing thin. All I wanted was a nice relaxing couch-nap after my 3 hour tuition. Is it so difficult to stop squawking like a dead rooster? To tell the truth, I haven't always been this crazy. There was a once a time that I was normal...

Back to the story. As I sat on my sofa, bitter rage seeping out of my mouth in the form of profanities, a distinct scent wafted into my sensitive nostrils. Now, those of you who have seen me around smokers before... You probably know how much I hate them. I dunno. I have no idea what happened. I suddenly went crazy. I stomped towards the window and screamed "STINKIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" like a lunatic. As I was shutting the windows in an attempt to survive, I heard a reply. "FUCK YEW" the Vietnamese Gook replied. Fuck you? FUCK YOU? WELL IM NOT THE ONE SMOKING FUCKING CIGARS AND KILLING OTHERS. IM NOT A STUPID DUMBFUCK IMMIGRANT WHO CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE "FUCK YOU" PROPERLY. WHEN I LAUGH, I DON'T SQUAWK LIKE A MORONIC PARROT. UGH! WHAT THE! I GIVE UP!! IM OFFICIALLY A CRAZY PERSONDIDKWKXOQLZKQLNW

Urgh I always feel mean after I post an evil status.

BLEUR BLEUR WENT FOR LOQUID NITROGEN THERAPY TODAY MY FOOT HURTS ARGHHHHHHH

:) I don't have to go for P.E for 84 days! Yay!



AHHHH I HATE IDIOTS WHO PRETEND TO BE RELIGIOUS. I'm sorry but it doesn't make you look cool or like a good church girl. It makes you look like an ass. I dont go around proclaiming," OH MY HOLY I BELIEVE IN THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY IMMA CHRISTIAN!!!!". Don't just do it because someone you like is doing it. It just makes you look even more pathetic. If you honestly, truly believe in the Lord, be sincere about it. I can't stand how you use the Lord's words so loosely when you don't even know anything about him. You don't even know the extent of his love and have never been touched by his presence before. You probably don't even go to church or pray. It's disgusting. Oh sure, the Lord God accepts anyone to be his follower. But for his grace and love to manifest in your life, you'll have to open up your heart first.

The only way you can tell if you truly care for someone as a friend is when you genuinely feel happy when good things happen to them.



UNGHHHHH BAND ENDED "early" at 7.21pm today. Another reason why I don't like band. I always feel tired after it. Not the "YAAAY I PLAYED ONE NOTE IMMA SLEEP NAO" tired or the "UNGHHHHHHHHHHHH BORING" tired, but the "IM SO TIRED IMMA LIE DOWN HERE AND SLE-ZZZZZZZZZZ" tired.

AHHHH my mom doesn't let me invest anymore BUT WHY!!! I HAVE BECOME SMARTER MOMMY!!! I WON'T LOSE ANY MORE MUNNY I PROMISE! I AM A GENIUS!!!!! GENIUS I SAY!!!!!!! :'(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Today, when my mom went to bathe and left her trading account open, i thought I was a genius and bought USD and Canadian dollar and lost 5.10 which was equivalent to $51. BOOHOOHOOII AHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG LUCKILY IT WAS A MINI TRADE LOL CMSNXKAKSNJAMDJSJS

I'm sorry T_T

Why I love my Granny's magical secret recipe curry:

1. Its SOOOO spicy it can make a tyrannosaurus Rex shed tears of wonder and admiration and turn cannibals into curritarians.

2. It makes me evolve into a FIRE-BREATHING CHARIZARD.

3. It can be eaten with instant noodles, bread, rice, basically anything and still taste awesome.

4. The secret recipe was passed down from generation to generation and came from the ancient ancestors who lived in the land of teochew people.

5. It was cooked with... love :')

6. Doesn't cause diarrhea.

7. It looks even more delicious than Mao's curry.

8. It's the best.

Hah, congrats Ethan for winning the last gaga ticket!! :9

TEEHEE FINISHED WATCHING CITY HUNTER ARGHHHHHHH OMG The saddest moment was when prosecutor Kim walked into the secret room and found out that his father was corrupt. ARGH SO SAAAAAADDD. Yeyy Yun Seong and Na Na finally got together BUT!!! Yun seong's abuji wants to kill her!! AHHHHHH SO SCARY HE DROVE THE MOTORBIKE VROOM VROOM THEN THE SHOW ENDED FJSKDNKANDKSNFOF