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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

OMG I mistook a hornbill for a toucan again :(

WOW I received snail mail for the first time in ages today!!! :DDD Sadly, it was just my sad old boring certificate from dumb Mensa :( I wish my friends would communicate with via snail mail. I wish I was born in the 1980s.

Pretty birdy

My happiest moment at 12:24 AM

Monday, October 28, 2013

MAHA!!! Omg I was suddenly reminded of my sister's ex-lit teacher who was called doctor MAHA! And also of Amanda Bynes :'(

YOYOYO TODAY WE GOT BACK OUR MARKS AND I AM FAIRLY SATISFIED WITH MINE!!!! SHITERIOUS LAH IF I HAD GOTTEN AN A FOR PHYSICS I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A FOR EVERYTHING OMG :'(((( (excluding higher Chinese no one gives a shet about it). Ahhhhh!!!!!! OH AND HALLELUJAH I GOT INTO KI!!! Thanks bedzone2!! AHM honored that I was chosen! Seriously, if I didn't get accepted, I would've cryed ;'((((( Becuz I would've had to take econs and mah lyfe would suk.

Jeremy brought his 1kg bag of sweets that he bought from Germany today!! HAHA SAD TO SAY, 80% OF IT TASTED HORRIBLE!! Especially the licorice :'( licorice really makes me want to puke!! How do young British kids love it?!? DISGUSTING.

Unghhhh I want to read shoujo manga I need my monthly fix of ROMANCE!!!! Should I read the Chinese romance novel that I bought 3 years ago?! It's called "The once-in-a-lifetime encounter" (literal translation) and it's about an artist who one day heard about his old flame and A FLASHBACK HAPPENS and he turns into a teenager who runs his dad's bookstore. Then one day, a young girl entered his bookstore and requested a book and IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!! Then too many unknown Chinese words appeared and I gave up reading it :'( Aww but it's a lovely story and I personally want mah furst love to be something like that......

Okay here's the ideal scenario:

Me: *Reading in the library*

*Handsome boy with IQ of 165 materializes*

Buttock (code name): Oh my goodness, is that "Misery" by Stephen King? I've been looking for that book for ages!

Me: Why yes! Would you like to have a look?

Buttock: Of course, thank you so much!

*The good-lookin' duo proceeds to get married, have 5 children, and live together until the age of 105, where they both die while trying to save the Prime Minister's nephew in a flash flood.*

OHHHH how lovely! If only reality was like that :'((

OK GOODNIGHT I HAVE REVEALED TOO MUCH OF MY FANTASIES

My happiest moment at 9:58 PM

Reliving my London days

YUMYUMYUM I MADE MY OWN CREPE TODAY!!!!!! Unghhhh it was soooo yummy and it tasted almost exactly like the one I ate in London!! Sad to say, it was so delicious that I ate 3 :'(

I also spent the whole day on the TOP SECRET project (see below)!!!!! I hope all of you will get to see it on Friday! :D

My happiest moment at 12:53 AM

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Toe and Scratchy

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OMG HALP I've been immersing myself in my intellectual mood lately and I THINK ITS DESTROYING MY SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!! I have lost the ability to appropriately respond to people and the things they say :'( and I can't be bothered with anyone or anything other than reading anymore!!! AND WHEN I INTERACT WITH PEOPLE I CAN FEEL MY ENERGY LEVEL DROPPING RAPIDLY. PLS HALP ME I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE THIS. I want to be able to talk to humans again........... :'((((((

Just JOKING I really don't care if I become a hermit AS LONG AS I GET A FOR ALL MY SUBJECTS I LOVE As I LOVE GETTING GOOD GRADES I LOVE SCHOOL

I lied pls halp I have been possessed by a nerd demon

Haha silly baby Lego followed me to the toilet when I wanted to take a bath and refused to get out!! <333

My happiest moment at 5:08 PM

Friday, October 25, 2013

Snakes & Ladders

TODAY WE HAD MARKS CHECKING!!!!

But first, we had to do some dumb learner's survey. It's strange that the teachers expect us to take 1.5 hours to do it, because everyone finished in 5 minutes!!!! Yawwww I didn't want to waste my time so Jeremy and I made this cool Snakes & Ladders game!!!! Game pieces made by CHENG PEI!! HAHAHAHHA OUR GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT BECAUSE WE ADDED TOO MANY SNAKES AND PORTALS AND "SKIP A TURN"S!!! LOL But I was closest to the end ;)))))))

After that........it was marks checking 4 real!!!! HAHAHAHA yaaaay I'm really quite happy with my LA and MI and art marks! It's mah furst time getting an overall A for LA in 2 years *sniff* :') BUT!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO I REALLY HATE MY PHYSICS MARKS!! I THOUGHT I WOULD GET AT LEAST AN A BUT I WAS WRONG!!!! :'((( HALP I AM UNFILIAL DAUGHTER PLS HIT ME WITH RATTAN CANE AND SEND ME TO JAIL FOR 5 MONTHS I FAIL AT LYFE!!!!!!! Hahaaahha that was a joke. My parents aren't the sort that would force me to get an A..... in fact I think they'd still be happy knowing that I did my best even if I get a U :')))) Thanks Mom and Dad! BUT THEREIN LIES THE PROBLEM BECAUSE I KNOW MY BEST IS MORE THAN AN A AND EVEN WHEN I GET AN A I STILL FEEL GUILTY KNOWING THAT I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A HIGHER A OR A+!!!!!!! AND WHEN THEY BEAM AT ME AND SAY "Well Done!" I WAN 2 KEEL MYSELF FROM THE GUILT BECAUSE I KNOW I REALLY COULD HAVE DONE BETTER FOR A LOT OF SUBJECTS :'( (excluding Chinese. I stopped listening in P3 and it's a miracle I'm still taking higher chinese). Sorry ma, sorry pa, I r failure to asian comunity...... (6 dots because CHINESE)

The only subject I can seek solace in is Mathematics <33

Ok this post makes me sound like a school-lovin' loser mugger who has no life, BUT THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!

My happiest moment at 9:50 PM

Thursday, October 24, 2013

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Sometimes life is like a shitass shiterious piece of shit. You think you're getting good at something but you're actually getting worse and the only option left is to kill yourself like a stupid shitass dung beetle found in a drain outside the library

My happiest moment at 7:50 PM

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

LA DA DI DA DI

YOYOYO TODAY WAS SUCH A FUN DAY!!!!!! It started with my weekly Tuesday tradition of visiting 401!!! In that classroom, I met a very fan who suffers from Congenital hypertrichosis lanuginosa AKA HAIRY SYNDROME!!!

Singapore's next top model and her hairy fan, GRACE!! Am I pritty enuff? <3 I hope 2 win the miss universe title for the 51th time next year <333

I also saw Nicole so I drew a comic on her table <3

THEN WE HAD HORRIBLE BORING SHIT-O-MATIC INTENSIVE CHINESE LECTURE!!! I was seated in between two Miley lurvers :'((((( *AHEMstephaniemymanchurianboyandethanthebadgalririfanAHEM*

Throughout the first half of the lecture, we were doing...THIS!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WAIT I HAVE TO PUT A DISCLAIMER FIRST: ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PEOPLE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL!!!!!!! This is just a twerking middle-aged man who........looks....a little....like..........a Chinese teacher........

Pls dun report me I beg u

And this is mah widdle baby Lego going to sleep! :))) OK I LIED I PUT HER HERE AND MADE HER POSE FOR THE PICTURE!!!

My happiest moment at 8:27 PM

Georgette/Charlie/Joey/André/whatevs

Today was a day of squeezing butts and CAT

My happiest moment at 7:32 PM

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Your shirt is not a handkerchief

Ewwww today I went to the gym and there was a disgusting sweaty man using the treadmill next to me who used his equally disgusting and sweaty SHIRT to wipe his face!!! I don't mean like the sleeve or the upper part that is within the "socially acceptable" range, BUT HE LITERALLY PEELED THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TANK TOP OFF HIS SWEATY BELLY AND BROUGHT UP TO HIS FACE, HENCE EXPOSING HIS FLABBY BELLY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!! HORRIFYING!!!!!!! My dear sir, your shirt is not a handkerchief. And there's no point wiping your face with something saturated with sweat! It's the same as trying to erase a pencil drawing with a stick of graphite; both actions are POINTLESS.

Anyway, this poem that I read in primary one suddenly popped into my head today while I was staring out at the water droplets that came, pitter-pattering, on the window of my room in endless waves. It's quite a famous poem, so I found it quite easily on the web! It's also one of my favourite poems, second to Ozymandias :)))))

And that is the end of my lovely Sunday.

My happiest moment at 5:55 PM

Saturday, October 19, 2013

???

Who am I?

I am assertive yet indecisive;

sensitive yet unfeeling;

affable yet aloof;

reasonable yet demanding;

curious yet afraid;

talkative yet silent;

optimistic yet depressed;

caring yet narcissistic;

compliant yet pugnacious;

assured yet lost;

I am all of these, but who am I?

My happiest moment at 11:57 PM

Busy busy busy

Last night at 2am I looked out of my window and saw this! It was extremely bright so I took my binoculars and looked at it and saw a fire!!! I'm not sure if it was an accidental fire or a fire display thingy because it didn't look like anyone was panicking.

I'm upset. Today's one of those days where I just want to have dessert at a nice quiet cafe or ice cream parlour without having to interact with any of earth's inhabitants.

My happiest moment at 11:49 PM

GLC

Today, I was greeted with a "Hallo" by the loveliest loveliest most handsome Prince Charming in the whole entire universe.

HAHAAHAHAHAH OMG THAT IS SUCH A HORMONAL SENTENCE I WROTE IT WHEN I WAS STILL IN MY DREAMY MOOD FROM BEING SPOKEN TO BY A "LOVELY LOVELY MOST HANDSOME PRINCE CHARMING" BAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAHA

So!! TODAY!! :DDD Other than the lovely incident mentioned in the previous 2 paragraphs, another fun thing that happened today was MAH ART EXHIBITION!!! HAHAHA I only brought 1 guest, i.e.: ETHAN LEUNG the only person who appreciates mah art :'))) The Aerius AEPians brought so many of their friends to look at their works!! Lockin & Sarah brought mah cigrATTE buddy too!! <3 BUT TOO BAD ALL THE NON-AEPIANS GOT CHASED OUT OF THE GALLERY :'(( Why, you ask? BECAUSE THE FORMAL OPENING OF THE EXHIBITION WAS AT 4PM BUT IT WAS ONLY 3PM!!! Dumb!!!!! But I brought Ethan in anyway because I am the QUEEN OF THE WORLD (with reference to belly size. Yes it would be a close match between me and the pregnant art teacher, but I think I can win by a few centimetres). The pregnant teacher and auntie-looking teacher said "OI ILLEGAL!!" once each but they gave up when we just mumbled some lame excuse!!! AINT NOBODY GONNA CARE ABOUT TEACHERS!!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE!!!!!!!! ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and everyone was wrong!!! I went back to the exhibition later that day because my sis wanted to check it out AND THERE WERE TONS OF PEOPLE!!! Some JH1 students even brought their parents and were proudly showing them the stuff they made!!

OK THE END

HAHA THIS IS A PAINTING BY TAM LOCK YIN!! Is the model pretty? <3 Yes? WHY THANK YOU THE MODEL IS ACTUALLY ME <33

My happiest moment at 12:37 PM

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Ok ignore my previous post I think no one is allowed to take 3 sciences :(

My happiest moment at 7:25 PM

My subject combination!!

HIHI TODAY PROFESSOR FOO WILL BE TALKING ABOUT HER SUBJECT COMBINATION FOR 2014!!!!

So this is what I want to take:

1. H2 Biology

2. H2 Chemistry

3. H2 Math

4. H2 KI

5. H1 Physics

HUH wait I thought this was already 12 units including Chinese but it's only 11?!? That means I can take 1 more H1 module?!? Ok WAIT

So, my original choice was B.C.M.KI but I think it's so stupid to have so little subjects!! I think everyone should try to learn as much as they can while they're still young. Well that's not the only reason why I want to take physics. I've decided to stop slacking about and wasting my intelligence on manga and TV shows!! It's wiser to learn more before we start losing our teeth and getting dementia. Also.....QUANTUM PHYSICS!!! I am determined to unravel the mysteries of "quantum physics". So in the future, when some asscracks try to be smart by talking about quantum physics(or what they think they know about it from watching Big Bang Theory), I can butt in and be an ultra genius!!!!! Okay that sounds mean but let's face it, we all love exposing the stupidity and ineptitude of arrogant fools who think they know everything. Oh, but I hope I don't turn out slimy, gross and mean like Mr S@-&/#!!! I am already mean but I really hope taking three sciences won't cause my body to excrete more oil and turn me into a slimy person....

But of course, I have a back up plan in case I can't get into KI. My second alternative is:

H2 Bio

H2 Chem

H2 Math

H2 Econs (or is it H1?! I hate it anyway)

Something else

Not much of a back up plan, as you can see. :(( Ugh if I don't get into KI I'll hate everything in SH!!!! So I hope I pass.

That is all.

My happiest moment at 3:12 PM

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

The turn of the screw

So....I was reading The Turn of The Screw by Henry James this morning. It's a really creepy and unsettling story, but since I have yet to finish and properly judge it, I won't go into the details. Anyway, I stopped around the halfway-mark and left my house at 3.46pm. When the lift arrived at my level, I instinctively waited for that split second -we all do, naturally- for someone, anyone, to exit the lift before moving in the enter. And as I stepped across the gap that separated my lobby and the lift, I found my face barely 5 centimeters away from another, more wrinkled one. Assuming it to be the apparition from the book that I had been reading just a few moments ago, I gasped (it was closer to a scream than a gasp, really, but for the sake of my dignity, let us refer to it as a gasp). The other entity, startled by my gasp, gasped as well. Then we stared at each other stupidly for what seemed like an eternity, and I entered the lift. Turns out, the "apparition" was an old woman who had pressed the wrong button.

Urghh. UEGHHHHHH. IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!!!! GEH.

OHYEAH I forgot to mention it yesterday, but I ate at Din Tai Feng for lunch and had dessert at Marble Slab! Following that, my sis and I went to the nearby Lego store and found this treasure!!

It's not very clear in the picture, but what you're looking at is a display made from Lego pieces coupled with a holographic animation!! Basically, the Lego pieces remain where they are, but the hologram adds all these cool effects like explosions or fighting scenes or sprites or whatever!!!! And it's done rather simply too, with just a tv screen and a thick piece of glass!!!!! It seems like technology is evolving without us even realizing it. Speaking of which, I wonder when I'll get to see the traffic police humanoid again. I would definitely take a picture and post it here. :)))

HUH I tried to find it on the internet but I can't find anything related to the robot that I saw on the road!!! What if I had actually witnessed a government conspiracy?? Or a prototype to be used in warfare?!?!?!? HALP.

Anyway, I watched Ghost In the Shell today! That's all I do nowadays, watch shows and read books....:(((( It was a good show!! Somehow, it reminds me of minority report. Too lazy to write out a proper review since I've been doing that for the past 91828neijeoquw2729/! post, so you can just check out the reviews on IMDb (though I would personally advise against it as IMDb is full of rubbish). I rate it 9.1/10, would recommend! But only if you don't mind n3kkid bodies.

My pigeon friends came back! :D Sadly, Scratchy's (the one-legged bird) leg seems to have gotten worse :'( it's all swelled up and gangrenous now!! Get well soon, Scratchy! Toe (the one with bulbous toes) either recovered or chose not to visit today. Well I expect to see them tomorrow!

ok B&B gonna sleep

My happiest moment at 3:59 PM

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Too early for christmas, but I wish for...

DISCLAIMER: ETHAN ONLY STARTED ON GENETICS NOTES ON 30TH SEPTEMBER HE IS NOT A MUGGER!!!!!!!

Listen to this song!!!!!

HAHA THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS STUPID AND SHITTY(partly because Shane Dawson's big head looks like an inverted turd) but the song is really nice!! It has a catchy tune, sweet lyrics and a touching (though cliche) music video. The bridge is the loveliest part :)))) Yes, it IS a little too early to start listening to christmassy songs, but this is really one of my favourite songs now and I listen to it everyday <33 SO GO LISTEN TO IT!!!!

So.....I finished reading Smoke and Mirrors, a collection of short stories by Neil Gaiman. Sad to say, other than a few stories, I hated 87% of the book. The stories that comprised the 87% were either too draggy, too repetitive, overly s3xual or just plain confusing. But of course, reading the other 13% was like finding gems in a cartload of coal. The story in the introduction (yes, Neil Gaiman put it there on purpose so people who don't read introductions will NEVER read that story) made my heart ache, "Chivalry" warmed it again, "The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch" put a smile on my face, and "Snow, Glass, Apples" (the last story) caused a shiver to run down my spine. But overall, I can only give it a rating of 2.07/5 since the other stories were really not to my liking.

My happiest moment at 7:30 PM

SOGURT

So, now that we've completed our MI paper, ASS WEEK HAS ENDED FOR REAL!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! :DDD Haha but it feels like it ended 2 days ago. Which was true for me! :)))))) Anyway, one very important thing I learnt from this ass week is............YOU CANT TRUST ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME!!!!!!!! Honestly. When you ask someone "Have you started studying?" And they say "haha no" IT MEANS YES YES YES DONT EVER BELIEVE THEM WHEN THEY SAY NO!!!!!!!! *ahemahemLOCKINANDETHANahem* Anyway, because I only started studying one week before ASSCRACK week, these past two weeks have been hectic and stressful.... :'( SO!!!! I'm gonna get some well-deserved R&R tomorrow which is, fortunately, a PUBLIC HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!! :DDD All of you should too!

Today!!! After painting in the art room with mah fatass friends (locky Sarah Arina), we went for SOGURT!!!!! It was so yummy and relaxing!! My yoghurt comprised plain yoghurt, mashed cookies and choco pops!!!! Yumilicious! :9 heehee it was fun just chillin' with mah art buddies!!

HAHAHAHAHHA I SECRETLY PUT 2 OF MY PAINTINGS ON THIS HORRIBLE SEC 1 BOARD. Guess which ones are mine!

Answer: THE FOOTPRINT AND HAND PAINTINGS!!! Believe it or not, the baby footprint painting was done with my hand :))) You'll probably get to see it during my art exhibition if the teachers don't take it down!! HAHA LOCKIN AND I ALSO CAMOUFLAGED ANOTHER ART PIECE AMONGST THE JUNIORS'!!! It was a shitty shitass box which we named "Hobo Haven" and it really fit among all the other [crappy] junior's artworks!! No offense to any AEP junior, but almost all the boxes sucked!!!!! :((( Just being factual here. :6

Celebrating mah 12th burfday with a crepe cake from Paris Baguette!!!!! JUST KIDDING it was mah mom's BARFDAY :)))

Sleepover slumber party with baby Lego!! JOKING AGAIN I'm having a sleepover slumber party with my aunt!! As I type this, she is sleeping peacefully, living another life in the dimension that we all go to in our slumber.....

OKAY IT'S 1AM OMG GOODNIGHT

My happiest moment at 12:56 AM

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Kitchen

YOOOOO

URGH I reallyreallyrralyltlyy X99918192719282 REGRET PUSHING BACK MY WORK AND AVOIDING MY BOSS DURING ASS WEEK!!!! OMG seriously I've been drawing and drawing the whole day...... ITS TOO MUCH ART FOR ME IMMA CRY. :((((( This is why I will never EVER work as an artist or designer!!!!! I absolutely hate meeting deadlines and being forced to draw things that i couldn't care less about!!!! BUT!!!! The upside of this who thing is that I'll be getting my paycheck soon! YAY ITS THE ONLY THING ANYONE IN THE GRWOWN-UP WORLD CARES ABOUT LOL.

OH yes I read "Ocean At The End of the Lane" by Neil Gaiman yesterday!! I liked it a lot :) It's a sweet and powerful story of friendship and a young boy in a grown-up world. The ending was pretty sad though... not that kind of dramatic "OH JACK" "OH, ROSE!!!!" *dies* sort of sad, but more of that "oh...Oh...." kind of melancholy that creeps up on you and manifests in the form of a heartache that stays with you long after the last page has been read and the book has been put down. A bittersweet kind of sadness. As with all Neil Gaiman books, reading it felt like being encapsulated in a dream. If you like dreamy and strange books, then THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU!!!! Ahh I feel tempted to write more about that lovely book but I SHALL NOT because it is a bestselling book and I am sure that 90% of you will read it at some point in your lives.

Okay on a completely unrelated note, I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE LINK ARMS WITH ME. Wait that is a lie, I do like it at times, JUST NOT ALL THE TIME!!! I mean, it's comforting when friends do it randomly and when I am in a good mood, but when you try to link arms with me and the distance between us suddenly stretches to 1m (or as long as my forearm will permit), IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LET GO!!!! But what IS the appropriate distance to maintain when linking arms? 15cm? 30cm? 0cm with touching elbows? The most comfortable distance for me is 23cm. Okay so WHEN should you link arms with me? The answer is..... I don't know. I applaud anyone who, as Ant would say, has the b@LL5 to attempt to link arms with me, but please, just release me and maintain a space of about 10 metres between us for the next 5 days if I give you the evil eye.

My sister's friend KI3RAN came to study today!!! She was nice :)

My house became an aviary/roosting place for deformed birds!!!! I think it's because I didn't chase away the deformed bird yesterday so it brought its friends here!!! One good thing about it is that they shit.....A LOT. And they don't shit on my ledge. They shit on the ledges downstairs ;)

My happiest moment at 10:41 PM

Saturday, October 12, 2013

MAH SCHEDULE

As with the previous ass week, I have prepared a list of things to do this time so as to not waste a single day of my extremely limited 25,000 days!!!

1. Read my 9 books
2. Watch Cowboy BeBop
3. Attend AFA with mah fellow shotabutt lovers
4. Learn tap dancing
5. Learn archery
6. WATCH CARRIE!!!! (#1 priority)
7. PICNIC IN SCHOOL (OI THIS WAS FROM LAST SEMESTER)
8. SWIM ( TSK WHEN AM I EVER GOING TO DO THIS)
9. Lose 20kg
10. Watch ATTACK ON TITAN <333
11. Watch Ergo Proxy
12. Watch Dexter Season 8
13. Watch my 3 illegally downloaded movies (But I think I will not watch My Fair Lady becasue mah sis said the school will let us watch in SH1)
14. DO WATERCOLOUR PAINTING FOR REAL!!!!!! Call me Prof. PickAssHo <3
15. EXPERIENCE A SUMMER LOVE (in winter) .... wait didn't I write this last semester too?! I didnt experience it :(((
16. WORK!!! Omg I totally forgot about it...I was avoiding my boss for the past 2 weeks...... (my new #1 PRIORITY) The upside is that the money I earn can be used for my other plans :))))) or I can just buy books....and be a hermit....hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
17. Study the human anatomy
18. Go for liposuction
19. Get my sister to stop singing Wrecking Ball, Blurred Lines and We Can't Stop at home
20. Get my sister to stop being a Miley
21. Become a cardiothoracic surgeon
22. Get married
23. Build a personal library
24. Have 5 kids
25. Die

So....I'm at my great grandma's birthday bash now!!! The entire clan is pretty smallーwe only fill up 3 tablesー but I dislike meeting relatives who I only meet once a year. I hate it when they stare and point and judge silently without even saying hello. It's so....RUDE. Are old people supposed to act that?! Are people even supposed to act like that?!? The answer is NO!!!!!! But I like my great granny.

Today 2 widdle birdies landed on the ledge opposite my ventilator to roost! One of them had a deformed toe so I just let them stay there even though they kept giving me the evil eye :'(

My happiest moment at 5:23 PM

Friday, October 11, 2013

#LIBERATION

YEARRGHHHH WE HAVE BEEN FREED FROM SLAVERY OH THANK HEAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG how strange a grown-up delinquentish-looking guy (I know he's old because I caught a glimpse of his horrifying leg hair as he walked past my seat!!!!) just walked into class!! Ok my suspicions about him being a delinquent have been confirmed, he just sat at the back of the class with his hood up like a 100% total gangsta!!!!!!!!

Anyway, what was I saying? OHYEAH ass week!!! These past 2 days have been laborious and grueling......AND IM GLAD ITS ALL OVER!!! Yesterday was an eventful day! I studied with Hyun Hee at Toa Payoh library just like the day before! On the bus we met.....an autistic woman/girl (I couldn't tell)!!! She was sitting at the seat nearest to the driver, and she slapped my hand when I held the pole in front of her :'(((( BOO!!!! Hyun hee told me that she had encountered the sufferer-of-autism before, and was forced to give her a teddy bear keychain that was given to her by Rachel Tok!!!! Tragic :'( Okay I know it's not her fault since she's autistic and we have to make allowances for them to be better integrated in our society, but her mother should not have just sat there and done nothing!!!!! I'm not saying she should completely restrain and silence her child, but her total indifference to everything just pisses me off >:(

Fortunately, it was a short bus ride and we made our way quickly to the library. Guess who we met there?!?!?!? KIM KIRAN!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHA JUST JOKING IT WAS A BOY WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE KIRAN!!!! A doppelgänger! But more intelligent. We sat next to him and didn't notice him until I zoned out after studying Thermal Physics and realized I was staring into the face of Kim Kiran. LOL that probably happened to Hyun Hee too. It was an unproductive but fun 5 hours.

Soooooo today!!!!! Trigo and Physics! Trigo was o-Kay and I had 20 minutes to chill and build air sandcastles. I just think it's a pity that I forgot the definition of "singular matrices". The physics paper didn't even feel like an exam....everyone was so relaxed and the teachers kept cracking jokes (especially mr TAN) and I could see HH smiling at the person beside her and Mr T's phone kept buzzing and we could hear the muffled chatter of people playing sports outside and it felt like studying in a typical Starbucks cafe. And when the paper ended, some people screamed "WHOOO" and everyone went home.

The end.....OF LIFE

My happiest moment at 10:01 PM

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Sometimes when I take off my skirt for PE I worry about forgetting to wear shorts

Today we had econs and math!!!! Econs was....eh. Math was...eh. I was sad because I didn't have time to get some R&R or shuteye or whatever you call it :( and econs was stupid!!! The teacher said "you should spend at least one hour on your case study" but I had 1 hour and 30 minutes!!! In the end I wasted a lot of time just re-reading the article and chewing on my pen and stroking my imaginary beard and almost didn't have enough time to finish :'( My brain is just not programmed for humanities.

After school I studied with Hyun Hee at the Toa Payoh Library!! Of course we had lunch at KFC first ;9 I ordered the Colonel burger and upgraded to cheese fries. Guess how much it cost?!? $6.70!!!!!!! If I hadn't upgraded to cheese fries it would be $4.50! I never knew cheese fries was so expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe my mom let me buy zinger meals (which are already $6.70) together with cheese fries. Does that mean one zinger meal with cheese fries costs $8.90?!? It's such a horrible deal, I can eat my favourite hot plate tofu with $8.90. Or I can NOT buy 2 zinger meals and buy a book instead. OMG it's so worth it. I should just quit eating entirely and buy books with my allowance. I...LIVE.....ON..........BOOKS!!!!!!

Argh I really want to watch Carrie!!! BUT ITS ONLY GONNA BE IN CINEMAS ON THE 18TH WHICH IS THE DAY OF MY ART EXHIBITION!!!! WHY?!?!? Well I can watch it the next day, which is Saturday, BUT I JUST CANT WAIT ANYMORE!!!!! LEMMA WATCH CARRIE!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm reviews say that it is only 6.2/10 stars, but how can people review it without watching the show?? Anyway I wanna watch it because the trailer looks promising (more promising than the book because in the book the protagonist Carrie is a fatass pimply loser BUTTCRACK.....seriously) and more horrifying!!! And the story was based on 2 girls that Stephen King knew as a child!!! Unfortunately they died before they reached age 30. Creepy!!!! Okay I'm definitely going to watch it

Baby dog lying on my bags and hiding in the toilet

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Monday, October 7, 2013

OMG my previous post was so creepy

Haahahhaa my previous post was so creepy...

NYARGGHHHH I HATE CHEMISTRY! I HATE IT!!!! I DID SO F¥£!ING HORRIBLY ITS THE SAME FEELING AS LAST YEAR WHERE I FAILED MY PHYSICS (chillax babez I got an A in the end) BUT WORSE BECAUSE I KNOW I FAILED WITH FLYING COLOURS THIS TIME!!!!! F&$&!!!!!!! FARK!!!!!!!!!!! NGHHHHHH SHIT LA

I feel so stupid.....urgh it feels like my life is ruined. I won't be able to take medicine because my chemistry is so bad...maybe I'll become an artist or a writer... or maybe I'll resort to petty theft and turn into a juvenile delinquent and join the black market as a mafia boss's girlfriend and operate as an unlicensed doctor because I DO love the human anatomy....mmm.....perhaps this marks the start of my ruination; 10 years down the road, you'll probably find me in an asylum, scribbling mathematical equations on the walls and being a regular inhabitant of the solitary confinement room........

Whatever.

I read a book today. It's "Carrie" by Stephen King. I liked how the book was written, with articles and interviews and clippings weaved together with the story. But the story itself was quite graphic. If the book was written under a pseudonym, I would've assumed that the author was female. It was pretty gross, especially the part where Carrie got her p3ri0d....Stephen King knows too much about girls.

I thought reading a book would cheer me up but it did not so I just went to sleep and when I woke up I felt queasy and sadder than ever so bye

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Sunday, October 6, 2013

I like to lie on my bed in nothing but a towel and pretend that there's no one in the world but me...

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ANXIETY!!!!!!!

Hyun Hee is right. People naturally become more anxious and short-tempered and insecure during the ass week period.

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Saturday, October 5, 2013

She-male

HAYYYY BABEZ

Are all of you studying hard?!? I hope so. I'm trying my best too but there are just too many distractions at home ;( Today I studied a bit of chem and 1/2 of econs and did a little painting and went to Hyun Hee's house! Sigh I think I'm dead for everything except maybe math and bio. I think I know everything about Chem but I can't seem to do any questions!! And econs is just horrible because I didn't listen to any of the presentations (sorry mah dear friends) so it's basically the same as learning a whole new subject in one day. Physics.......I havent started. I did notes for magnetism and 1/2 of electromagnetism but I think the test will be mostly on the last book with all the hand thingamajigs (I forgot the topic) so..... :(.

On a lighter note, I FELL VICTIM TO THE CHARMS OF LITERACY YET AGAIN!! I'm sure all of you already know that I still have 8-9 unread books that I intend to read once I'm #LIBERATED, but...but.......while walking home from math tuition today.... I ENDED UP RESERVING 2 MORE BOOKS FROM POPULAR!!! One of them is Carrie, a 1974 novel by Stephen King (I didn't really like one of his books, but I randomly flipped to a page and it was about blood gushing out from Carrie's DOWN THERE and it was so disgusting I felt my skin crawl and that was when I knew it would be the sort of horrifyingly disturbing book that I would savour at midnight so I decided to buy it). Apparently, there's a movie that's going to be in cinemas soon? The poster looks kinda bloody though. The next book is Gone Girl!! I've heard of it, but the main reason I'm buying it is to get the 25% discount, which can only be gotten if I buy 2 or more books.

Since we're on the topic of book prices, I wanted to ask, WHY ARE BOOKS SO DAMNED EXPENSIVE?!?! That is a question no one can answer, but as a natural philosopher, I predict that paperback books will become increasingly expensive as e-books take over the world, until paperback books become as rare as vinyl records. And on that day, I will throw down the books from the shelves of my personal library and stand atop the mountain of paper and ink, proclaiming the end of humanity, and that is when the mothership of space invaders, attracted by the radiation emitted from Amazon Kindles, crash lands on earth and destroys everyone, thence fulfilling Professor Yunise's prophecy...

I have no idea what I just said.

Beastiful she-male painted with watercolour by ME! My technique improved but sadly everything else about it sucks :(

This poor fat cat was dying under the hot sun!! When I walked up to it, it weakly lifted its head to look at me, but it couldn't even open its eyes because the sun was too hot :'(

ME!

My happiest moment at 11:16 PM

Thursday, October 3, 2013

LOCKED YIN!!!!!

HAHAHAHHA TODAY ME AND LOCKIN ALMOST GOT LOCKED IN THE LIBRARY!!!!!! We were studying in the art library aka the library inside the library until around 6pm........AND WE REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO ALMOST GET LOCKED IN (HAHA LOCKED YIN)!!!!! I checked outside a few times from 5.50-6pm to make sure that there were still people studying, but a few seconds/minutes after 6pm, we heard the librarian shout "IS ANYONE THERE?!?" So I looked out and tHE ENTIRE PLACE WAS DARK AND THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA LOCK YIN AND I PACKED (grabbed, actually) OUR THINGS IN A FRENZY AND RAN OUT!!!!! Heehee we forgot to turn off the lights I hope the art teachers don't scold us for being inconsiderate. ANYWAY!!!!! THE LIBRARIAN HAD ALREADY LOCKED ONE OF THE TWO ENTRANCES!!!! When we ran out, she was standing over Nobody's bag and asking "whose bag is this?!" and 3 seconds later, Nobody appeared. CAN YOU IMAGINE, IF NOBODY HADNT LEFT HER BAG THERE OR APPEARED 1 MINUTE EARLIER, THE LIBRARIAN WOULD HAVE LOCKED UP THE PLACE AND LOCKIN AND I WOULD PROBABLY BE SLEEPING IN THE ART ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA. I actually think that would be quite fun!! But we'd probably get hungry and it would eventually end with us big-bellied savages gnawing at each other's limbs.......OMG if that happened I think I'll definitely lose my legs to Lockin.

YAWWW I didn't study much today! But it's still more than what I normally study on normal days (I.e.: NOTHING) so I'm quite satisfied :))))) It was fun studying with Lockin!!! Hopefully tomorrow will be more productive :))

My happiest moment at 6:09 PM

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

I don't understand young people lingo

HALP!!!! I have reached the age where I no longer understand the next generation :(( Especially their lingo. What's up with young people lingo?! Why do people have such a weird way of speaking?!? Please don't use weird words or acronyms like "OTP" or "brofist" or "gg". It took me quite some time to discover the meaning of "OTP" but what the hell do the other two mean?!?!? I understand their literal meaning, but what is the context in which they should be used?! How am I supposed to respond when something like that is thrown at me?!?!?!? I've had a couple of very awkward conversations because of those phrases recently.......and one of them happened today.

So, today after AEP, I was just minding my own business and walking to the atrium when I caught sight of my chubby band junior aka Michelle walking down the art block stairs!!! "HALLO!!" I said, "Did your AEP lesson just end?" She stared at me for a moment, and said IT. The words that could cause even Satan himself to quiver in fear. She opened her mouth, and the words that tumbled out were....."GG liao." "H-huh?????" I cried out. What did she mean?!? "GG liao." She repeated herself. We stared at each other for another moment, and it was as if a crack had appeared in the space-time continuum, throwing us into limbo. I had to do something. "Eheheheheh haha." I said before walking away.

OKAY IT WAS SO SO SO SO DO AWKWARD BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT AND EVEN NOW I STILL DONT!!!!!! IS IT BECAUSE SHES SOCIALLY AWKWARD OR IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD?!? OK HERES ONE MORE INCIDENT:

This happened quite a while ago, but some random guy initiated a conversation with me on Facebook (because I am a potential MISS UNIVERSE AWARD WINNER *weenksweenks*) and we were just talking about stuff.....no wait, HE was talking, I was just agreeing with whatever he said because I didn't particularly want to talk to him. Anyway, he said "I like [i forgot what]" and coincidentally, I also liked [what]! So I replied with "OMG YEAH I LIKE [*???^**] TOO!!" And he said.........he said........."haha *brofist*"!!!!!!! And I just sat there thinking, "WHAT THE?!? OH DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO REPLY TO THAT!!!" and spent the next 5 minutes wracking my brains for an appropriate answer. In the end what I came up with was...."haha *brofist back*". Indeed, a witty reply to an unintellectual statement, if I may say so myself.

ARGH WHO AM I KIDDING IT WAS AS AWKWARD AS THE MICHELLE SITUATION BUT JUST A LITTLE BETTER BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ONLINE!!!!! URGHHHH

OKAY EVERYONE!!!! SO THE CONCLUSION IS: DONT SPEAK TO ME IN WHATEVER LINGO IS COOL RIGHT NOW!!!!!! BECAUSE I WONT UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!

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