YAYY I FINALLY GRADUATED FROM SPACE ACADEMY!!!!!! It's about time I guess. My bladder was about to explode. I only went to the toilet once since the flight suit made it hard to pee :'( AHHHHHH I THINK I'LL MISS THE INSTRUCTORS!!!!! Mah favourite instructors are Jason Bush (third guy from left in picture) and Marc (First guy from left). Jason taught us circuits and telemetry and Marc taught us about astronauts. HAHAHAHHA INSTRUCTOR MARC IS LIKE SOME JOLLY FAT GIANT. He showed us a video of a woman who fell into her pool during her wedding!!! LOL and he was saying something during the lecture when I suddenly heard him say "Don't make me take it out....... Ohh yeahhh." IN A CREEPY VOICE LOL. ME AND GRANT AND RYAN WERE THE ONLY ONES LAUGHING HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA. Instructor Jason was nice too!! HAHAHAHAHA HE NATURALLY SAYS "my" and "mah" and "get" as "git"!!!!!!! Ah wish Ah could've gotten an accent like dat :'))) LOL I've forgotten how he looks like. Heehee When I try to think of him, I end up thinking of Mitchell from modern family. Instructor Bradon and Tim Kauffman are nice too but too bad they're not mah favourites. :9

Then I took the MRT home and ate dinner + 3 char siew paos.

Pics: Me and Tim Kauffman and director of DSTA, coffee for astronauts, and space cadets crammed into the Mendel Auditorium at science centre :D

AUUUGHHHH I GIVE UP HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MEMORIZE 20+++++ EQUATIONS AND DEFINITIONS IN ONE NIGHT HUH?!?! *Cries* I don't want to fail the space exam!!!!!!!!!! SUPER GAL TRANDSFORMATION!!!! I WILL NOT GIVE UP!!!!!!!!! Bye gonna face my notes again.

OHYEAH we're gonna learn circuitry tomorrow!! :))))))) I can finally build my divergence meter/nixie tube clock after this!!! Of course, that is only if I manage to save up enough money to buy the components :')

YAYAYAY WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR OFFICIAL SPACE ACADEMY GRADUATION CEREMONY TOMORROW!!!!!! YAYYYY

SORRY BBYS I FERGOT TO STUDY FOR THE SPACE EXAM TOMORROW SO BYE<3 I'LL POST PICTURES OF MAH GRADUATION TOMAOLO :DDDDD

Pic: Super top secret NASA equations!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Head-parellel-to-the-ground Posture. Very bad for neck. Can cause neck to break in the near future.

2. Typical myopia posture. Can cause cataracts and premature aging of eyeballs.

3. No-neck-isaac-chew posture. Makes you look like an neckless Isaac Chew.

YDSP CAMP DAY 2 JUST ENDED!!!!!!!! It was EXHAUSTING. We were introduced to 72927194917192 rocket equations :'((( Well it wasn't that bad since we got to launch those lame water rockets at the end :DD Speaking of the rocket launch, I really don't like working with the boy from another skool who is in my group :( We had to use hot glue guns to build our rockets, and he was all "Eh. Let me glue. I have experience one." and I felt like saying "SHUT UP I THINK EVERYONE HERE HAS USED A GLUE GUN BEFORE, DUMBASS!!" And he kept trying to use his finger to spread the glue?!?! You OBVIOUSLY don't need to spread glue from a glue gun right?!? People use glue guns because they need the glue to be thick to hold things in place!! The worst part is that Ryan started spreading the glue too.... With the hot glue tip. Soon after that, I gave up trying to explain to them the pointlessness of spreading glue. :(( Ah, I had chicken and pasta for lunch :9 I love western food!!!!!!!! I hope it's Japanese food tomorrow heehee.

I'm sitting on a reserved seat on the MRT now :((( I don't usually dare to but today is an exception because the station I'm alighting at is 15 stops away >:((( It's so FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I reach home, I still have to do mah stupid space homework :'(((((((((((( UGH SOME FAT KID SITTING NEXT TO ME IS SCREAMING "OPPA GUNDAM STYLE". STUPID SHUTTUP

Here's a picture of mah rocket!!! :D It's right in the centre of the picture. You have to zoom in and squint a little, but im sure you'll be able to see the neon green rocket.

YAAAAA ALOHA BABIES TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY OF MAH YDSP CAMP!!!!!!!

Heehee the camp was alright. I wish I had asked someone to come along with me :'( We got to control a remote-controlled hovercraft from an iPad!!! But dumb Ryan went to download the app on his phone and messed with the wifi signals which made the instructor mad because it was a waste of class time. We also learnt about Unmanned Vehicles like the mars curiosity rover and the Global Hawk!!!! It was SUPER COOL, plus we watched 63972297202722 minutes' worth of videos!! :DD OHYEAH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY PAINTBALL BUT THE PAINTBALL PARK WAS FLOODED BECAUSE OF THE RAIN >:((((((((((( ANGRY!!! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!"&"&@&!?""'

When I got home I ate pizza, watched BRAVE, and played dishonored for 1.5 hours :)))))) ........and I totally forgot to do mah space homework :'((((( Just completed it!! But I think I did it wrongly :(

Pics: Tim Kauffman da instructor and some unconscious people whom I knocked out.

YOYOMA BABY READERS!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS: My YDSP Camp starts tomorrow!!!!!!!! Heehee fortunately, it's a day camp so I don't have to stay overnight at science centre or anything :))) I don't know what we'll be doing, but what I DO know is that we'll be playing paintball tomorrow!! :D so excited!!!!!!!!!!

Heehee Mah granny was throwing away some brand new but old stuff from her house!!! Me and mah sissy dug around the box and found some nice clothes :))) I actually found a cool THE ROCK (Dwayne Johnson) shirt but it had a bad word on it so I just took the Hardy Boyz one instead :( HAHHAHAHA MY BROTHER WAS INTO WRESTLING A LONG TIME AGO!!!! I remember going to mah granny's house and watching him play WWF games on his play station when I was 5 or 6!!!!! Ahhhh those were the good ol' days.

Ah! Last night I had a very strange dream about Pokemon! I was quite surprised when I woke up because I don't really think about Pokemon nowadays. I dreamt that I got the Pokerus (some Pokemon virus) from my Pokemon HEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!! That's all. What a strange dream!

FINALLY completed the Flooded District mission in Dishonored :)))

Showed my sister this beautifully rugged picture of Corvo while saying he was totally my type and she gave me a disgusted look. :'(

HEEEHEEE I'VE JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE LORAX!!!!!! It was brilliant!!! I loved everything except the ending. I felt that it was too short and vague!! Ahhhhh I felt so sad when the bears and fishies had to leave the forest because of the stupid Once-ler. I shan't say anymore in case I spoil it for all of you HEEHEEEEE. I was supposed to watch Paranorman (NOT PARANORMAL ACTIVITY) after that but the protagonist said "s3x" 5 seconds into the show so my dad switched off the projector and told me to go sleep :'(

Ahhhhh I feel at ease now. This morning I woke up feeling sweaty and nauseous and unwell. Unsurprisingly, the cause was not pregnancy. I just had very disturbing dreams last night :'( I hope tonight will be filled with sweet dreams <3

YAAAAAWWWW I want to write more about the 7-year old friends that I met again today but ahm too sleepy! Their names are Gazelle, Onesimus, Isaac, Jessica, Dominic and Cheryl!! Maybe I'll sneakily take a picture of them and put it here LOL. Isaac is mah favourite <3 He's allergic to EVERYTHING and his face is full of rashes but he's so cute and happy all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heeeeeee I want a baby slave. But I think it's not allowed in Singapore :'(

Okay NITEZ!

Pictures of THE LORAX AND THE ONCE-LER

Not the negro. The thing that he's holding!

ATATASHASA DISHONORED IS FUN BUT HARD. Last night I dreamt of weepers :'( So scary.

BOOHOOOBOOHOHOOOOO SO SAD MY PARENTS ARE SO STRICT NOW BECAUSE THEY THINK IM A LAZY HOBO SLACKER WHO DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the truth is, today is the only day where I don't have something on :'( And I'll be leaving for the YDSP camp next week!!!! SO SAD MY PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND MAH PAIN!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE LET ME ENJOY MAH ONLY FREE DAY BOOHHOGOOGOHOOB

Heeehee. Played Dishonored for more than 6 hours today. I think I'm naturally bad at being stealthy!!!!!!!

Also, I FINALLY signed up for SSEF and did all mah spire stuff today! :D AND I DID THE LA MINDMAP!!! Even though its all rubbish, I feel so proud of the E.T that I drew at the bottom. MOI MASTERPIECE <3

Clam chowder without clams with bacon, and my LA Mindmap! :D

Ah I've just finished watching Howl's Moving Castle. IT'S SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL AND TOUCHING. I think I was a baby the last time I watched it because I really didn't remember anything!! OH AND THE MAIN THEME BY JOE HISAISHI IS SO SOOTHING AND ROMANTIC I FEEL LIKE CRYING WHEN I LISTEN TO IT. And Howl! Oh, Howl has everything that a girl could ever want in a man. He's brilliant, eccentric, charming, gentlemanly, kind, elegant, brave, peace-loving and almost perfect. His only flaw is that he's a playboy :'( Ahhh, I want Howl to hold my hands and let me take a stroll in the sky too. Sophie is also a great character! She's so courageous!!!!!!! And I love the widdle kid too but I fergot his name <3 Ahh gentlemen like Howl are hard to find these days. OMG I HAVE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT HOWL (NOT Joshua Wolfhowl).

I'm wish I were a stealthy person.

Howl's kind expression, Howl bringing Sophie for a stroll, the wild octopus that appeared in the band room and the two monsters that reside in our school pond!

I think I need rehabilitation.

I'M ADDICTED TO SHOUJO MANGA!!!!!!@!@$!@$@#)%@!&((
So sad. I'll be 16 next year. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!1
I feel like I'm still 13...
WHERE DID THOSE 3 YEARS GO GIVE ME BACK MY THREE YEARS LIFE IS CRUEL :'((((

I'm so happy ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ Downloaded almost all the Steins;gate original soundtracks and put them into my phone! There're a few repeated songs, but I'll sort them out another time! I love listening to Solitude!!!!!!!!!!! The image of Suzuha's letter pops into my mind whenever I hear it and I'll feel so sad!!! STUPID NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH STEINS;GATE SO I CAN'T. DISCUSS IT WITH ANYONE STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to discuss it with myself like a loner.

Hey...how did moving to the beta world line change Mayushii's fate?!? I don't really get it!!
HUH... I dont know either...
Heee. I don't really get the part about the dystopia too...
Me too...
B-But the anime was really nice and touching!!!! Everything was beautifully arranged and I loved all the characters (except stupid ass Shining Finger)
Yeah!!!! I especially love Kurisu(Christina) and Okabe!! I can't believe they're both 18!!
What!!!! I totally didn't know that!!!! I thought they were 20++++!!!
They're university students!!!!!!!
Wha-

OMG. IM GOING CRAZY.

There was a bug on the seat beside me on the bus today!

LOCKIN IS A PERVERT FOR LIKING THE PICTURE OF A NAKED BABY DOLL ON MY INSTAGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERV PERVY PERV PERVV!!!!!!!! <3

YALLO baby readers!!!! Wow I haven't used the phrase "baby readers" in ages!!!! Today was a strange day.

Teehee the church people invited me to play badminton with them!!! Well they invited my sister and I was just an afterthought, so I declined. I seriously hate people who aren't sincere. LOL recently, I've started hating many groups of people, including those "YOLO GIT UR SWAG ON" losers and Meme users. I'm sorry, but I'm really becoming more and more intolerant.

OH YEAH I FEEL SO HAPPY MAH BBYS WANT TO GO FOR A PICNIC!!!!!!! SO HAPPY A PICNIC IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITEST THINGS IN DA WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!! (Heehee when I go on my first date it must be a picnic!!) OH SHET SORRY FOR BEING HORMONAL I'VE BEEN READING TO MUCH SHOUJO MANGA!!!!!!!

Celebrated mah aunt's barfday today!! Me and mah sissy went to the nearby shop and saw....... A CREEPYASS SHIT NAKED BOY BABY DOLL!!!!! LOL IT'S SERIOUSLY SCARY ALL THE DOLLS HAVE DIFFERENT EXPRESSIONS!!!!!! LOOK

OMG SO AWKWARD I WAS LYING ON THE SOFA WEARING MY PYJAMAS AND READING MANGA WHEN SUDDENLY MY DUMB SISTER CAME HOME WITH HER FRIENDS BELLE AND GABRIEL CHEONG MUN CHIEU!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE &"&""! IT WAS SO AWKWARD SO I JUST SAID "Ahm hungry." LIKE SOME MORON KID OMG SO EMBARRASSING!!!!!!! Ugh.

Heehee I spent 2 hours reading "Tonari no Kaibutsu Kun" which means "the monster beside me". It's mainly about this nerd called Mitty and how she is involved with an ex-delinquent Haru!!!! I LOVE IT IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are no R-rated scenes at all! HEEEEEEEEE EVERYTIME THEY DO SOMETHING SMALL BUT ROMANTIC I ALWAYS FEEL SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!! AHHHHhhhh, it's the small things in life that matter after all. Heehee I was thinking that I want my future boyfriend to be sweet and romantic too. NOT THAT I WANT A BOYFRIEND OR ANYTHING!!!!!!! I'LL GET MY FIRST ONE AT AGE 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urgh I feel so lovely and kawaii. I usually avoid shoujo manga because they make me feel like that! Teehee if only everyone in the world was lovely and kawaii <\3

!!!!!! My thoughts are so detached today!!!!!! I was actually going to talk more about shoujo manga, but I realized that not many people will understand how I feel unless they read it themselves anyway! Everyone should read at least one shoujo manga in their lives!!

Beautiful picture of the homunculus family that I found online! Pride, Greed, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth!!

Hallo.

Today was stupid. My math teacher caught me drawing on my worksheet because I didn't know how to do anything. I found out that I bought a shirt from a scam site. The fish curry was too spicy. And I blocked two people on twitter today because life sucks.

AH! But on a brighter note, I was reading some lovely shoujo manga in the morning! :D YES I DO LIKE READING SHOUJO MANGA DON'T JUDGE ME :'( I find that I just ADORE manga boys, but when I encounter a real boy who is exactly like a manga boy, I find him annoying and fake. Like the butlers from the butler cafe!! Sigh Reading manga is bad!!!!!!! After I complete a series, I get mad at the world because it isn't as perfect as the manga world!!!!!!! Why can't real people be as kawaii and nice and loyal as manga people?!? Why are our streets not as beautiful as manga streets?!? Why can't me and my friends walk home together like in high school mangas?!?! SO ANNOYING. Then I get mad at myself because I'm being unreasonable. Then I hate the world and become a rebellious kid for at least 2 days before returning to my original state.

AWW YIS ME BREAK DANCING AT AFA

I'M SORRY BABIES PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M A PRICK FOR POSTING THIS BUT I HAVE MY RIGHTS SO LET ME BRAG FOR A SECOND:

Yeah. I GOT INTO MENSA (I haven't registered, but WELL)!!!!!!!!!!THIS EST THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE I'VE NEVER FELT THIS PROUD AND HAPPY AND DELIGHTED BEFORE. I think I'm gonna cry. MY LIFE HAS NOT BEEN IN VAIN THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS WORLD DEAR MOTHER. OMG I KEEP THINKING THIS IS A DREAM BUT IT ISN'T AND I HAVE TO KEEP TOUCHING THE LETTER TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T DISAPPEAR OR ANYTHING.

To my future self, if I am reading this right now: Remember to brag about this to your spawn and their descendants.

HEEEE TODAY IS A LOVELY DAY BEST DAY OF MAH LYFE <3

Had pancakes in the morning!! Then I lazed around for 4 hours before heading to the DSTA building for my camp briefing! THE BUILDING IS SO IMPRESSIVE. There was a fat Indian guard standing at the entrance and signs everywhere stating that handphones were not allowed into the building! Mah BBY phone was confiscated inside though :') Got mah camp kit and was about to head into the briefing room when I spotted........... Ryan Z and Grant!!! I was so surprised! HEEEEEEEEE RYAN GAVE ME A LEMON RICOLA SWEET :9 Anyway, we went into the room. There was this guy called Ellis who looked like L from the Deathnote movie!!!!!!!!!! So handsome. AND LOL HE GAVE US OUR SHIRTS AND "FLIGHT SUITS" (factory overalls). I felt so bad I kept exchanging my flight suit because I kept taking the wrong size!!!!!!!! Sigh If only I was 50kg! Then I would be able to fit into S-sized clothes :'( If you want to see me dressed like a factory worker, you can go to the Maccy's outside science centre at 7.45am on 26th November! :D Kekeke the briefing ended pretty early so I secretly took a picture of the inside of the DSTA building!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't report this blog or the government will send assassins to kill me.

The only sad thing that happened today: Mah parents found out about mah debt :'( and they gave me a talk on "responsibility". IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MY FINANCES!!!!!!!!!!! I'm just a spendthrift :'( Anyway, I have to repay mah debt to mah sissy before I buy anything else. So sad I won't be able to go to USS with mah babies anymore :'(((((((((((((((((( SORRY BABIES!!!!! I FEEL SO BAD 

Highlight of my life: I GOT INTO M!-&$.!!!!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO IT. Now I have to convince mah parents to pay $72922719 for me. SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! I will boast about this to my dumb children and grandchildren and descendants when I grow up.

The inside of DSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so inferior and frustrated!!!!!! I know this sounds very impulsive and sudden, but I want to build a divergence meter/clock from Steins;gate. Unfortunately, I don't know anything about circuit boards and programming and ANYTHING, except soldering. Well, my Dad knows but he's too lazy to teach me :'( I think it's possible to build it by following the tutorial very closely, but there's another problem: ALL THE COMPONENTS COST $450++++ :'( BAAAAAH SO SAD I THINK I'LL DO IT WHEN I REACH 21 YEARS OF AGE. Oh yeah there's also a chance you'll die while constructing it, since the Nixie tubes are powered by 170 watt batteries!!!!! So scary!!!!!! I feel so tempted to just save up to buy the official divergence meter-clock BUT it costs $700-800 and looks nothing like the anime version. OMG SHEEEEET IM BECOMING AN OTAKU SPENDING ALL MAH MONEY ON ANIME PRODUCTS OMG OMG I BETTER FORGET ABOUT THIS PROJECT!!!!!!!

There was band today! I came up with a few philosphical and deep phrases pertaining to THE YOLK. Sadly, i think only Mousey and Chua understands the true meaning of THE YOLK.

"The yolk is near."
"I smell a yolk."
"WATCH OUT DON'T CRASH INTO THE YOLK."

Please use these phrases whenever you encounter THE YOLK, so as to warn others and give them ample time to prepare and maintain a 8m distance between themselves and THE YOLK.

Divergence meter from Steins;gate!

YOYOMA BABY READERS!!!

I was forced to go to Mac Ritchie for a morning walk today >:( The only fun part was the end, where I got to see a family of monkeys!!!!! There were so many mama monkeys with widdle monkeys clinging to their chest fur!!!! SO CUTE!! And mah mom scolded me for going near this one baby monkey BUT I DIDN'T GO NEAR IT IT CAME TO ME <3 CUUUUUTE

Oh yeah I ordered a Tralfalgar Law hoodie shirt online!!!! I found this new website which sells almost EVERYTHING from evening gowns to cosplay outfits. And I found this super macduper gorgeous Quinceanera dress which would be perfect for a ballroom party in the 1900s but it costs $300+++++, U.P: $600+++++ :'((((( OH I also went to the Lolita section, and it relit the flame of love I had for Lolita fashion in the past!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT SOME PEDOPHILE OR ANYTHING THOUGH. I just like the dresses!!! When I repay all my debts, I'll start saving up to buy my first Lolita dress, even though I'll probably just wear it once and never wear it again.


Anyway, here are the monkeys + the pyssla things that I made!! From left: Ralts, a pokéball, Rin from Ao no Exorcist!!!!

TODAY WAS SUCH A FUN AND LOVELY DAY!!!!! Went for AFA 2012 + 308 Class outing!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHGH

AFA2012!!!! Woke up at 7am to get ready and met locky and Mousey at 8.40!!!! As expected, Jolene was late ;9 AHHHHHHHHHHHGHH WE JUST WALKED AROUND IN THE BEGINNING. Oh and we played gacha gacha!!! I spent $9 in total on 3 machines!!!!! I got Recruit from Arakawa Under the Bridge, Halloween Chopper from OnePiece and some random character from Ao no Exorcist, whose name I fergot. LOL Locky and Mousey just gacha'd at the Funghi machine. Then Jolene arrived!!!!!!!! And we checked out most of the shops!! LOL WE KEPT LOSING EACH OTHER. HHAHAHHAHAAH AND TAMMY WANTED TO "BRING HOME" THE PIKACHU WHICH WAS STUCK TO THE PARTITIONS WITH VELCRO!!! OH yeah we got K-project goodie bags for free!!! All we had to do was take a picture. But I think in the picture I'm pulling up my pants :'(

I'm too lazy to elaborate on our adventures so I'm skipping to the class outing!

HEEEEEEE WE WERE 45 MINUTES LATE!!!! Mousey came with us too!! :D Everyone was already eating at Just Acia!! Ordered a delicious plate of Sambal Salmon and rice!!!! I NEARLY EXPLODED AFTER EATING THE RICE AND THE COKE FLOAT!!!!!!! I can't believe it was only $8.90! LUNCH WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

After that, we travelled back to expo! Bought a One Piece cushion :D Me and Lockin got separated from Chua and Mousey again LOL.

AWWWWWWW TODAY WAS REALLY A FUN DAY. I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL WITH WORDS!!!!!! Here are some pictures that I took! I don't know why my body looks so twisted and crooked in the class photo :'( AH, and check out the clay model of Hatsune Miku!! It was made by the Indian guy in the background!!!!!!! AMAZING RIGHT?!?