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Lyrics:

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BEEEEEEP!!! VEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!.... etc."

Only answers on the tagboard will be accepted :)))

Ugh I kept wondering why I always meet people named "Fluttershy" in TF2. And....

Today we were forced to watch a dumb brainless IQ-decreasing musicale. The little prince by Studio 8. I hated all the characters because they showed stupidity and speech impairment on a whole new level.
Of course, the dumbest of all was the prince. He was like one of those annoying speech therapists and reminded me of Dora. When I first saw him in his crisp Bustin Jieber outfit, I thought he would have a smooth and elegant voice. But when he opened his mouth... "HELLO!! I. AM. THE PRINCE!! Hmmm. I. HAVE. A ROSE!!"
And I felt like punching him. Anyway, the entire "musicale" features rotten English, foreign china actors, and senseless scenes which make no sense. The only good scene was when the skinny guy jumped and revealed his belly. Although I disapprove of tattoos, it was a pretty good belly. OH WAIT STUPID WOO HWAN! BAH GOODNIGHT.

I cut my finger on my penknife today!!!! :((

Silly everyone used my lovely penknife to cut lemons and the blade became orangey-brown and weird. Then I went to wash it. THEN UGH IT WAS SUPER SCARY. I put everything together (blade, case, holder) and scrubbed it with soap. Then I suddenly felt a giant papercut and heard a pshshshshhhh sound. Looking down I saw... URKSKSKSKSK I DON'T WANNA REMEMBER IT. Part of the blade was embedded in my finger. :((((( Then I panicked and pulled it out and put me finger under running water for a few seconds before seeking help from the Canon Guru, Jolene Chua. Ahhhhahahahahhah everyone is so nice :')))))) Meng Yuan gave me her pretty cartoon plasters!!!! So cute I got a lovely doggy! Goggy doggy :9 Oh at first I got an elephant but it didn't stick well, so Hyun Hee changed it. Ohyaaaa kind Hyun Hee helped me put my plaster and told me to put medicated oil and blarp blarp. I was so touched :'))))))) Caring Jolene + everyone else consoled me and told me that my finger would not have to be amputated. Tee Hee I am so touched :'))))))))))))))))))))) Sigh so happy.

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My name is Lucas and I think I am the cutest and smartest person in the whole entire universe. I would tell you about my outstanding acheivements, but a little about myself first. My star sign is pieces, the king of unicorns. I believe in divine prediction. Once, the newspaper prediction said "be careful". Following that, I tripped over a rock and nearly fell over!! Fortunately, I survived. It was the prediction that saved my life. I also like talking to my dolls. My favorite doll is Frankenfart as he can shoot laser beams from his belly button.
I am scared of many things, the worst being dogs. The last time I saw Lego was 2 days ago, and she stepped on my foot and scratched me. I cried and mommy brought me home. Usually, I will bonk her head with my pokemon comics and Eunice will scold me, but it is worth it.

I have won many awards in my whole lifetime, such as the magicle eagle award. I think is because I smart heehee.

WARNING: THIS IS A DUMB HORMONAL POST. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.


I forgot to blog about my dream last night. I dreamt that someone proposed to me and I said yes and we bought a bungalow and travelled around the world in our BMW. It was actually rather scary as I never thought that THE person would harbor emotions such as love. It was so real that when I woke up I thought I was in my bungalow, on the king sized bed. In a way, it was a little embarrassing because... Well... Gaaaahhh. We should never covet things that are not ours. NOT THAT I HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR AHEM CONCURRENTLY. I dont know. Dear God, please just let it be a silly whimsical dream that spiraled out of control. It was so real and creepy and in the dream I think I felt...love. YUCK OMG GOD HELP CONTROL MY RAGING HORMONAL CHANGES. Oh my sh*t I dont think I'll ever look at him the same way again. I hope to look back on this post 20 years later and laugh. Hahahahahhahaha. Anyway ebb I grow up, I'll buy a Porsche. Not a dumbo jumbo BMW. And I'll be a doctor and live in Sky Eleven or The Marq or some luxurious condominium. Not some landed house. Unless it has glass windows and is five stories high. And has a square foot area of 5000 and above.

Urk I felt sick today. I think it was the McDonalds coffee. Anyway, I was sortof grumpy today as I was 50 cents short at the cashier and had to borrow money from Mun Chieu. And he was so cool and nice about it that I felt angry and embarrassed. I think he thought I was a hobo. Which reminds me, I haven't been doing my accounting properly this past week. Once again, my weekly allowance has dissipated into nothingness. Science is like an endless pit of debt. According to my calculations, we have spent more than $40 on Lemons, vinegar, baking soda and stationary, including a pretty tiny jar.

Ohya we went to Tony Roma's to celebrate my sister's birthday for the millionth time! As quoted by a homogenous genius, "Your sister has 9302709740293 birthday celebrations!!! :((". But of course. Its her SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!! Bah I don't think mine will be as extravagant. Due to my highly advanced frontal lobe and photographic memory, I have automatically estimated the price of my sister's three birthday cakes to be at least $180. If you ask me, I think it's overly expensive. I see no point in having separate parties for people from different schools. Just lump them together and force them to mingle. Period. HAAHAHHAHAHAHA I JUST REMEMBERED. In primary school my best friend and I called the class gymnast "Lumpy Mattress". I think it was because she was bony and had knobby legs. Anyway, she was annoying. I found nearly the whole class annoying in my primary school. Oh no why am I talking about primary school. My tummy still feels queasy, so, goodbye.

Oh yes. I. COMPLETED. PORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!! With a little help in Chamber 18 and 19 though :9

Hello my name is Bryna Yat and I am a soup maestro. My hobbies include drinking soup, criticizing soup, and singing. The most luxurious soup I have ever tasted is the godly "Campbell" soup. Every week, I use 200% of my pocket money to purchase 50 cans of this magical substance which I live on for the rest of the week. I call it an "investment in the future of soup". When I grow up, I will be a Campbell maestro, and they will beg me to work for them. When they do that, I will say yes so that I can drink free soup all day long in my office. Maybe I will take ten or twenty cans home to feed my dog who is also a soup lover like me. His name is Can, which is short for Campbell soup can, my favourite type of metal. Sometimes when I come home, I find him rummaging in the bin. I think he really loves soup as his bowl of soup is always untouched and I am sure that he can't bear to drink it. Also, my school has a Café which does not sell soup, and it makes me angry. Despite the fact that the canteen 200 meters away from the Cafe has soup, I insist that the Cafe must sell Campbell soup, as it makes me smarter. When I take a math test without the familiar bloatedness in my belly, I usually get 5-12 out of 100 marks. When I retake the test after my daily 5-hour soup time, my score is usually 15-17 marks out of 100. It is an improvement of approximately 8%! Anyway, no one talks to me in school except my best friend Meena and I think campbell soup will make me hot and handsome so all the girls and the boys will like me. That is why I think the Cafe should sell Campbell soup.

I hate moths. Ever since we moved, I can undoubtedly say that the number of moths that fly into my house every night has increased by an immense 800%. Speaking of which, not 2 minutes ago, I encountered a Battlestar Moth, one of the greatest and most powerful moth leaders in Motomothopolis. We engaged in an intense battle which involved soapy suds, a bidet, and a concussion. While attempting to drown the moth in mid-air, I discovered that the bidet wire was 2 feet short of reaching the spot where the fearsome monster had decided to roost at. In the midst of my frenzied tugging, he swooped towards me and nearly made off with my eyeball. The following combat that ensued was not pleasant, and sad to say, the Moth King emerged, victorious. I was banished from the bathroom wearing only a rag known as the "towel" and a head full of scintillant bubbles. Mother scolded me for making the toilet wet.

Ohya I suddenly remembered why I didn't like stupid mr Wang. Today when we were doing the shoelace method, he asked, "So which point can I use first?" And I said "K!!!!!" and he was all, "What? There's no A what are you talking about." and I said "K! I SAID K!!!!" but he ignored me. Bastard. :(((( I am a math genius.

Ahhhh finally watched the new SID single, Itsuka. It was great and beautiful and the song itself was...captivating. I just didn't get the video. Well, personally, I think it depicts them destroying their inner feminine personality. The shattering of mirrors shows them rejecting feminity and asserting their masculinity. Either that or it's about them liking the same female. Or some random special mirror-like effects with no actual plot. I'll just have to wait for the translated lyrics.




I am... AN ARCHIVE GUIDE!!! It sucks. I didnt know anything about the archives at all and I got all the questions wrong. Oh, and there are only 4 archive guides!! There were manymanymany people who signed up so I was rather surprised. Aghhh I fell asleep at the busstop and woke up with a handsome guy next to me. I dont think I'll ever see him again though :((( The were so many seats but he purposely sat next to me so I glared at him. He could've been a molester. Or a pickpocket. BAAAAAAHHHHH.

Yay! Dad bought delicious BK supper for us!! I vaguely remember him calling home and I said "Foooooood". I was so sleepy. Ahhhh I feel fat ;'9

Yay! Discovered a new game! I went onto steam today to stalk my friends and saw that "Scheibe and The Violet Viper play Portal <>"!! Katie Tiedrich did a few comics about it and it looked fun, so I downloaded it. It took me barely 20 minutes I think. AHHHH ANYWAY I DON'T REGRET DOWNLOADING PORTAL!!! Even though I didnt know what I was doing for nearly the whole thing. I think I'm at level 16 now. And my parents scolded me and said I was a tricksy little hobbit. Oh, prior to this, they said I was not allowed to play THAT GAME (TF2) anymore. So I told them that I was playing an enriching and brain puzzle quest game. They left me alone. And I thought I only played for 30-40 minutes but I had spent 1.3 hours!!!!!!!!! Argghhh.

Actually, I understood the placement of the portals but my reaction wasn't fast enough. I died twice in the muddy toxic water :( And once by the energy bolt. Ahhh my brain hurts.

Anyway, I thought I would ne'er ever play portal, so I read the Wikipedia and found out that Cheryl would try to escape but be dragged back into Aperture Lab at the end. How sad. And I thought she wore a white shirt and cargo pants but in my Portal, she was wearing some red Chinese new year clothes or something. I think that's portal 2. AHHHHH NOOOOOOOO I'VE BECOME ADDICTED TO COMPUTER GAMES!!! Ohya I tried playing Professor Layton online. SO CUTE :9

Today was my sister's 2nd 16th birthday party! It was fun. Next week will be the 3rd and last party. AHHHHH I'll miss it. :')

Played Team Fortress 2 as usual. Silly Ray started playing again!! Yay! We helped each other get one achievement each until he betrayed me. While I was taking a photo of my sister's cake, he killed moi :'( But anyway, I'm glad to have a playmate again :))

Actually I don't think I'm improving much. It's because of my backburner. +10% damage!! :'D I want Your Eternal Reward. So cool. I got killed by the idiot and watched him kill my teammates 194737228 times. Ohya and I finally downloaded the TF2 soundtrack. I would buy it but they probably dont sell it in Singapore. Silly SheiBe told me about buying things from the Mann co. Store and getting 300 int. slots today. I checked my inventory and realized that I had only 9 slots left. Argghhh my parents will never let me buy anything. But I want the spy shirt. Red spy is so cool and amazing and attractive and everything positive. I love him. :'))) Too bad I'm lousy at spy. But I like pyro. I hope she turns out to be really a female. Ohya today I nearly peed while laughing at this. Oh what a pathetic beta male.

Me: *kills BLU pyro with backburner 18772930 times*

Idiot: Can someone kill the red pyro? Please?

IDIOT YOU KILL YOUR ENEMY BY YOURSELF. ITS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ON THE BATTLEFIELD MY MAN! GRAB A BURNER AND HIT ME WITH ALL YOU GOT >:D

Ahhhh anyway I took down many heavies today. With pyro. Thank you Ethan for teaching me how to use pyro. I can never thank you enough. Without your training, I'd probably be one of those spammy heavies. :)))

Sigh I think I'll fail my science this semester. Goodnight!! :DD

YAY! YAY! YAY!!

I had 5 dominations today!!! :'D I think I'm getting better. During the last round, I ran into a whole nest of BLU team members getting ready + 2 not-ready sentry guns!!! Sigh so happy. 10kills in a row :')) Then my parents scolded me and sent me to bed. Ah well.

We got our photographs today! I got 7 people to sign. So special. NO ONE ELSE CAN SIGN MY AUTOGRAPH THINGAMAJIG!!! :D Goodnight everyone.

HARRO TODAY IS A VERY GOOD DAY.

:'))) We finally got our math test back. I got full marks for the first time ever in the history of my life in Njc!! Sigh so happy :')))

Agh Mr Wang sucks. I tried using a shoelace method to find blah blah but then he scolded me and got very cross when I did it wrongly. I was just trying it out stupid bastardy melamineman. Anyway later when I collected my test paper he said he was proud of me and clapped which didn't even make sense because he thought I was a dumb retard just a few seconds prior to that. Idiot!! Anyway I will not let an imported penguin ruin my good mood today.

Today's one of my not-so-smart days. On my very-smart-days, I feel like the queen of everything and can be a little bossy. And proud. But I can write very well. Bah I feel so muddled today. I was reading a book when I suddenly fell asleep and when I woke up I found a patch of drool on the quilt. And I forgot where I stopped reading. :(( When I found the page, I fell asleep again. The book that I was reading was "The Girl who Played with Fire" which is also a major film. It took me three days to read which is, by far, the longest I have ever taken to read a book. It is a great book which shows the life of Lisbeth Salandar, an introverted math genius. It is filled with things that will make a homophobe angry, so excecise discretion when reading it. As usual, I have no books to read, save for the Artemis Fowl. Unfortunately, the boy is not as handsome as Will from The Ranger's apprentice, so I can infer that it will be boring.

This post is boring and sleepy and you're prolly asleep but nom I had noodles for dinner okay bb

I lost my temper again today.
Dear friends of mine, please forgive me.

As punishment, I'll bask in the presence of smokers for one minute.

I peed on a mini coaster. Inspired by kind Mohogenous.

Blood-sucking demons have never been more welcomed and loved than in today's society.

I dunno. Ever since a certain deranged witch aka Stephanie Meyer released the Twilight series, vampires have never quite been the same for me. I remember when I first heard the story of Vlad the Impaler(and saw his picture). I stayed up all night, huddled in my fort 'o' bedsheet, and stared at the dark shadow, wondering if I was next. But then again, I had always been scared of ghosts. There was this once where I saw a ghost. I think. I remembered it while dreaming. It was the night of the funeral, the very first funeral I attended. Anyway, the face was super scary and I had nightmares all night long. No, until I woke up to pee. It was a horribly stormy night, and I made my way to the toilette. Just as my fingers touched the switch, the lightning flashed and I saw a man. I knew it was a ghost. I ran screaming to my parents' room and never told them what happened. I felt like an idiot. The end.

Ohya wait I haven't written about dumb ridiculously handsome teenage pale kind boys who abstain from human blood. But most of the time they get spotted and die. Killed by the vampire slayer who is equally arrogant and obnoxious, acting like an unneeded chivalrous knight. Bah. Stupid young fiction authors. I hope they get killed by original creepy cloakapoo vampires. I still love lovely Dracula. And the mysterious aura surrounding him. AHHHH. I still like good people like Clark Kent, but only if he's not a vampire.

Two days.
It's been two days.
Two days since I last watched Insidiousssss.

Harro once again, dear readers. I haven't been updating recently but that's probably because I've been lazy. In case you don't know, my lovely sister celebrated her 16th birthday on Thursday!! And. We. Watched. INSIDIOUSSS!!!


Yuh so anyway it was super scary. Here are a few horrible scenes which I can't forget. Fortunately for you, I described it in engrish so you do have to see it.

1. Tucker took a picture of the big clock using his multi-colored lens camera. Red: nothing. Blue: nothing. Green: OMGWTFBBQ THERE ARE TWO GIRLS STANDING THERE AND THEY SUDDENLY SMILED WITH THEIR EYES WIDE OPEN AHHHHH KILL THEM

2. Renai has kicked Josh(spouse) out of the bedroom.
*A figure walks pass the window, near the stairs*
Renai: Josh? Josh is that you?
*The figure walks pass the window, closer this time*
Renai: Josh? *Walks to window*
*FIGURE APPEARS BESIDE RENAI AND ATTACKS HER AHHHHHH*

3. Renai is in the living room, baby monitor in front of her.
*Whispers coming from the monitor*
Voice: give it to me, I want it give it, give it...rifqkldgnwxjsjsneksl... Give it to me, give it to me,kdfajodamn, I want it NOWWW!!!!
Cali(baby) bursts into tears.

There are many many many other scary scary scenes. Go watch it. NOW. O_O

Today was a happy day :')

I went to the Borders massive sale today!! EVERYTHING WAS SO CHEAP. In a way, it makes me sad knowing that i'll never sit on the carpeted floor, never see the borders gift card, never go to the borders toilette ever again. Sigh. But i found some nice books!!! :D I got slumdog millionaire for $9!! It was a very very very nice book. The guy on the cover is so handsome.

BUT!!!! While walking home, i dropped it somewhere :'( I went crazy and ran around the whole condo looking for it till i was soaked in sweat. I went home, depressed, upset, and stinky. THEN SUDDENLY THE INTERCOM BEEPED AND IT WAS A SECURITY GUARD!!!! And he put the book at the camera and IT WAS MY SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ZOMG I dunno how he found my book or how he knew me or my unit number, but i rushed down and he gave it to me and ran away before i could thank him properly. :') Im so touched.

After that i was gonna read all my BORDERS BOOKS but... sigh.

 Okay wait i was gonna upload my TF2 screenshots but they're in a weird targar format. Reread this paragraph if you feel shortchanged.

Nomnom :9 Was playing TF2 by myself but a wild ShieBe appeared!! How surprising!! I died 487029742 times. The end. OHWAIT! Ethan taught me how to use commands :9 YAY!

Today!!! I meant yesterday, I GOT 51 POINTS!!! I can't remember if it was 51 or 31. OH WELL I AM SHO HAPPYYYYY

Harro.

I LIKE ENGINEER. I GOT 3 POINTS EVEN THOUGH I WAS HIDING BEHIND A WALL. But I died 284748 times. Sigh. In fact, I die 47738295 even when I change my class. I THOUGHT I WASNT THAT LOUSY :'((((

Ohya I was reading TF2 comix. I fergot. BYE BYE YE OLDE SNIPES.