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Sunday, December 29, 2013

L4D2

HAAHAHAHA TODAY I PLAYED L4D2 WITH FRIENDS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! :D NAmely, Ray, Yanyu and Grant! Actually I didnt even know Grant and Yanyu were playing...I just joined Ray's game because I was bored and found them. Anyway........I FEEL SO HAPPY BECAUSE I MANAGED TO KILL 428 ZOMBIES IN OUR GAME WHICH IS A LOT!!!!! The 2nd highest (I dunno who becos I was just staring at my name at the #1 spot in shock) was only 200+!! And usually, when I play with strangers, I have to struggle to NOT be the one with the least number of kills :'( SO TODAY IS A GOOD DAY! :))))

OH YES I finished watching the last season of Breaking Bad today!! It was...heart breaking :'( Spoiler: EVERYONE DIES!! Not literally but you get what I mean. I feel the saddest for Marie and Jesse :'(( However, if I had to choose between the two of them, OBVIOUSLY I WILL CHOOSE JESSE, WHOSE WHOLE LIFE WAS RUINED BY DAT B@ST@RD WALTER WHITE!!!!! Because of Walter, he had to murder innocents, watch his loved ones die, and slowly lose his soul. Sigh. I shall not say anymore, because if I do, I will DEFINITELY spoil the show for THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD. :(((((

I read a book, The Time Traveller by H.G.Wells today too! I LOVED IT!!!! I have officially added H.G.Wells to my list of "favourite authors". His style of writing is simply AMAZING and I confess, at some parts (I.e.: TT's encounter with Morlocks), I could feel the goose bumps appear on my arm, and the chills that ran down my spine. MASTERFUL!!!!!!!! I simply cannot wait to read more of his books. :)))

Yesterday, I made frozen chocolate-coated banana slices!!! It was very yummy, too bad it looks like dog shit here.

My happiest moment at 11:44 PM

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Beauty doesn't come cheap

HALP!! I think I am one of those people who are ugly on both the outside and inside :'(

Not like my boootiful innocent fluffball who can probably win Miss Universe if dogs were allowed to participate :(((

My happiest moment at 9:50 PM

Friday, December 27, 2013

SHET

Urgh SH!T!?!? What am I doing in Singapore?!!? HOW DID I GET HERE?!?!!??!?!?

Yeah.. my Turkey trip ended.. :'( UNFF I SERIOUSLY CANT GET OVER IT. This is the first time I'm feeling so...so TORN!!!! Although I have no Turkish background and can't speak Türkçe, there's this indescribable force that's pulling me towards Turkey. I haven't just learnt to appreciate the Anatolian culture and civilization, I have come to love it. And as far away from that beautiful place as I am now, I still long to be a part of it. I wish to be a beautiful Turkish delight-munching woman with Caucasoid features and a lovely 3,000 sq feet home with 3 Turkish rugs. But oh, how it pains me to admit that cartographers have made no mistake in mapping the world, and Turkey is all the way in the Balkans while us sad Singaporeans are stuck in the Malay peninsula. My heart yearns for the beautiful foreign land that remains out of my reach!!!!!! ARGH THIS IS PAINFULLY POETIC!!!!!!!!!

Okay anyway there is seriously NOTHING to do in Singapore. SHUTTUP I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING "homework" IN YOUR PERVERSE LITTLE BRAIN RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU?!? NO WAY AM I TOUCHING THOSE!!! ALL OF YOU SHOULD JOIN ME IN MY MOVEMENT!! If we all go on strike, no more trees would have to die! Exploited pre-adolescent woodcutters all over the world would go free! And SCHOOLS WOULD CEASE TO EXIST!!!!!!! LET US ALL WORK TOGETHER TO ACHIEVE THIS IDEAL SOCIETY!!!!!!!

OK Bye I'm gonna munch on my sad Singapore chocolate to try to get back into my ASIAN mode

My happiest moment at 2:47 PM

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Goodbye, Hollywood

HIHIHI BABIES DID ALL OF YOU MISS ME?!? :DDD AHHHH I haven't been blogging lately because THE TOUR AGENCY LIED!!! They claimed that there was going to be WiFi on our coach, but it only worked for the first day?!? Our tour guide, Erhan, was very nice and he let the ENTIRE bus of 40 people leech off his 3G for the rest of the days ;'))) But of course, I felt bad because he's SUPER NICE so I just checked my whatsapp and Facebook and Twitter like once a day. OH YEAH AND ERHAN IS A TRUE POLYGLOT AKA SOMEONE WHO IS MULTILINGUAL!!! He can speak Türkçe and English (obviously) and SPANISH AND MALAY AND JAPANESE AND WHO KNOW WHAT OTHER LANGUAGES!!!! I know it because I randomly said "felicitas!" and he asked if I "hablo español"!!!! And yesterday, I said a random japanese thing again and he spoke to me in japanese!!!!!! HE'S AMAZING!!! Also, he owns a lot of Turkish carpets!!! LOL THAT'S A RANDOM FACT. Anyway, he's really the best tour guide I've ever had. I've learnt a lot of things from him...mostly turkish phrases (because my dumb sis told him that I wanted to get a Turkish boyfren :6)!!! OKAY WAIT WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT MY TOUR GUIDE?! IM SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT TURKIYE, THE COUNTRY!!!

Here's a picture of him that I sneakily took HEEEHEE.

SO.....TURKEY IS REALLY AMAZING!!!! Ahhhh I have so many good memories now. Today, I got served at a cafe by a cool GORDON JOSEPH-LEVITT LOOKALIKE!!!!! Then in the evening, I got winked at by a Turkish guy!!! WHOOPEE MAH FURST WINK!!!!!! AND AT NIGHT!!!! I GOT HUGGED BY THE OTHER TOUR GUIDE WHO IS A SUPER YOUNG AND HANDSOME HUGH JACKMAN LOOKALIKE!!! YEAAAAARGHJJHHHHHH!!?!!9@@-"/'

The people in Turkey are too good looking, NO JOKE. I SERIOUSLY WANT TO GET A TURKISH BOYFRIEND NOW!!!!!! HAHA actually, ignoring the fact that I can't speak türkçe, I think it's not that hard to get a Turkish boyfriend!! The tour manager told us that Asians are to the Turkish what Europeans are to us; to put it simply, to them, we are exotic people. I really think it's true!!! I mean, I know it because a few Turkish girls wanted to take pictures with us LOL. And we get stopped a lot by random people who say "ALLO!!! WHERE ARE YOU FROM" and "你好" and "ohaiyo"!! HAHA Turkey is really a nice place! The people are especially friendly!! Arghhhh I honestly don't want to leave and return to sad old conservative singapore where I won't ever get winks or hugs from cute guys :'((( and I'll miss mah tour guide and the other tour guide!!! They were really cool and funny, unlike that dumb Belinda woman from our JH 2 Malaysia trip!!

AHHHH okay I really have to sleep now!! Tomorrow will be a looooong day! GOODNIT AND MERRY CHRISTMAS BABIES :)))) SEEYA ALL IN SINGAPORE TOMAOLO!

Xoxoxo Eunice Foo

In Istanbul, Turkey ;)

My happiest moment at 4:15 AM

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

TURKEY!!!

Today is my third day in turkey, and I have to say, I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE!!!!!! Everything here is lovely and attractive; the food, the animals, the weather, the landscape, the Turkish men( ;))) ), etc. SPEAKING OF TURKISH MEN, MY SISTER GOT WINKED AT BY TWO HANDSOME TURKISH GUYS ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS!!! WHUT!!!!!!!!!!! I got winked at 0 times :'(

Here are some pictures of my adventure thus far! Actually I have A LOT more cat and dog pictures but if I post too many, people will think that I'm lying about going to Turkey and that I'm actually vacationing at SPCA.

My happiest moment at 2:08 PM

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

PANTY ANGER

YOOOOO!!!! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IM LEAVING FOR TURKEY TOMORROW!!! :D I hope there are people my age in my tour group! So that I can make friends :))))))) Also, I bet 50 cents that I will see Ethan at the airport tomorrow!!!!! AHHHHH TOMORROW WILL BE FUN!!!! GOTTA SLEEP NOW

Omg I found this horrible picture in my laptop........the me from 912398127892 years ago probably thought it was funny.....

ANYWAY HAHA I LOVE THIS DUMB JOKE!!!!

My happiest moment at 12:21 AM

Monday, December 16, 2013

Bård and Vegard

LOL I had a 5-minute semi-dream this morning when my mom tried unsuccessfully to wake me up!! It was quite stupid...anyway, I dreamt that Jolene and I were in some theatre in Norway waiting for Ylvis to finish performing at a big event, when SUDDENLY!!!! THEY DISAPPEARED!!!! I dunno if they went backstage or something but Jolene was saying "OMG WHERE DID THEY GO QUICK WE HAVE TO FIND THEM." And we were just running around in a frenzy, trying to find them until we spotted a big crowd. IT WAS THE DUO!! Then Jolene said "QUICK GIVE THAT TO THEM." And I said "OK" (I didn't even know what "THAT" was) and I ran towards Vegard and said "HERE THIS IS FROM BOTH OF US." while giving him "THAT". And "THAT" was a crumpled and raggedy origami rose!!! "Thanks!!" Vegard said, but before I could reply, some people started shouting-

-and that was when I realized it was my mom shouting at me to get up (again). Ugh so annoying.

My happiest moment at 11:36 PM

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Shoe

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, it seems like I have been spending a lot of money lately :'( I think I've spent more than $300 on clothes and shoes and books this month......DAMMIT THAT MEANS I HAVE TO EAT AT THE BIG WOK FOR THE REST OF MY JC LIFE!!!! GACK!!!!! Anyway, I bought this BEEYOOOTEEFUL pair of Nike walking shoes!! I think this model was from the previous season, BUT IT'S 109272028 X NICER THAN THIS SEASON'S SHOES!!!! Ahhhh they're so lovely I can't stop stroking the smooth leather sides mmmmmmmm....<3

I also bought these fake creepers!! I call them my "concert shoes". Because obviously, they are perfect for concerts. Sigh, if only I had gotten them before going to watch SID live!!!! Maybe my head would've been extra obvious and Mao would've blown a kiss at me <3

I ALSO WENT SWIMMING TODAY!! AGAIN. This is from the instasnapchat thingamajig that I was talking about!!! My dumb sis went for a 3-day sleepover so I sent her this pic of me and it's too good to waste so I'm putting it HERE.

My happiest moment at 10:16 PM

Friday, December 13, 2013

New year's resolution

YO ALL!!! IF YOU HAVE INSTAGRAM, UPDATE IT NOW!!!!!!! Chances are, I have sent you a picture (of my beautiful face) via this totally cool stolen-from-snapchat feature!!! When I first discovered it, I sent like 10 pictures in 3 seconds......

BEHOLD, A COLLAGE OF MY BEASTIFUL FACE!!!! Title: "The many expressions of a Yunise Foo". Currently being sold for $8,571,369 at the SAATCHI GALLERY.

Okay, ANYWAY, I'm sure some of you are thinking "why the heck is the title of this dumb post NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?!? Christmas isn't even over yet, dumbarse." WELL SHUTTUP!!!!!!!! I believe that a true resolution requires one to prepare one's mind and body for the suffering that comes hand in hand with a RESOLUTION. THAT'S RIGHT, MY RESOLUTION IS -FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME IN MY LIFE- TO REACH 50KG!!!!!!! Seriously!! This is first time I've taken this goal seriously!!!!!! I quit eating rice almost a month ago, and I exercise quite a lot now!!!!!! DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE A DROP DEAD GORGEOUS KOREAN POP STAR IN SCHOOL NEXT YEAR!! CUZ THAT'LL BE ME! And to be perfectly honest with all of you, I have to say, this isn't so that I can snag a 100% PUREBLOOD YING WA COLLEGE BOY(...that would be nice, though), it's so that I can fit into all the beautiful clothes that I bought from Threadless and Taobao and Hong Kong :((((( AND SO THAT I CAN BE HEALTHY AND NOT WHEEZE LIKE AND OLD WOMAN AFTER CLIMBING ONE FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!!!!! PLS SUPPORT ME!!! TANKS!!!!!!!

My happiest moment at 9:02 PM

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

NAKED PYJAMAS

YOHOHOHOHO!!!! Today I went shopping in the morning and bought some COOL STUFF!!!!!! I'm sure you don't really care what's the COOL STUFF that I bought, but IMMA TELL YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!!! WOOLY SOCKS AND UNIQLO'S ULTRA LIGHT DOWN JACKET!!!! WHOOPEE I am all set for Turkey now! :D Ohyeah and I also bought these:

YUH IF YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS "OMG NAKED PYJAMAS" UPON LOOKING AT THE PICTURE, YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!! Those are titans from Shingeki no Kyojin!! My family says that they suck but I LOVE THEM SOSOSO MUCH!!! I'm going to crash mah sister's sleepover slumber party later in THESE!!! YEEHAW!!!!

Temple run!!! Yeah there's this new waterslide thing...and I BECAME SANTA!!!

MY LUNCH!! Plus a potato croquette, but it took the chefs 10,000 years to deep-fry it so no picture.

My happiest moment at 9:17 PM

Monday, December 9, 2013

Fruity tutti

I WATCHED TWO MOVIES TODAY!!!!

The first was Last Days on Mars, and sad to say, IT WAS A PIECE OF CRAP!!! So it starts with a scientist discovering a new type of bacteria and this bacteria can infect humans and turn them into.....(YEP YOU GUESSED IT) ZOMBIES!!! Lame. 100% unoriginal with an ending that hints towards everyone dying. 1.2/10 points, would not recommend. It was a waste of my $11.50 :(

The next movie that I watched was MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!!!!!! I really thought it would be some lame prequel created by the producers with the intention of lining their pockets through the Monsters Inc. series, BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG. Okay maybe that was a motivating factor for the producers, BUT THE MOVIE WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD! I have gained respect for Mike Wazowski!!! James Sullivan.... WHAT CAN I SAY, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HIM <3 Anyway, the whole story is very exciting and sweet and lovely and depressing at parts.... you get what I mean, it's a movie about FRIENDSHIP!!!!

AAAAAAAAAND i finally got around to taking my debit card out of the envelope and WOW it looks better than I expected! :D I have my other debit card too, but it doesn't have a nice design so no picture.

HAHA Sherlyn wants me to talk about the Hong Kong trip but IT'S ALREADY 11.45!!!!! So I'll just leave you with a short Hong Kong story...for now ;)

It was the 3rd of December. The band was preparing to go onstage to perform. But first, we had to tune in some rundown old tent backstage(yeah we went to the sacred land of BACKSTAGE DISNEY, where taking photographs isn't allowed!!!). As we all filed in, the clarinets all saw something that made us all gulp to hold in the urge to gag. It was....................a chair. A CHAIR THAT HAD SMEARED BLOOD ON THE SEAT.

We silently walked to our seats and waited to see who the unlucky person was. But as our emo stoner clarinet senior C@i Shuh@ng walked past, he glanced down, and said, "THIS LOOKS LIKE M3NSES."

I was the only one who laughed :'( Maybe he was making a 100% serious statement, I dunno. But in the end Cheng Pei sat on THE chair. THE END.

My happiest moment at 10:57 AM

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Chocolatey day

YOOOO BABEZ

I'M OFFICIALLY BACK IN SINGAPORE!! :DDD I came back around 3am 2 days ago but I was sooooo sleepy that I've been sleeping and sleeping and playing with my laptop and just resting in general. But today!!!! WELL GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY?! :D Mah sis and Belle wanted to make chocolate-coated strawberries so I joined in AND CHECK OUT WHAT I MADE!!!! THEY ARE NEW CREATIONS 100% ORIGINAL DONE BY PROFESSIONAL PATISSIERE FOO!!

Haha except for the lame cornflakes, I mean. But the second one was pretty cool right?!? I call them chocolate cookies!!! Because they are LITERALLY cookies made from chocolate. Maybe I'll make them for valentine's next year! Ohhhh if this was japan, I would give them to a handsome boy :'(

OMG HALP IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH HANDSOME BOYS EVER SINCE I CAME BACK FROM HONG KONG!!!! The boys there were really tall, dark and handsome <3 excluding the dark component. Anyway, sighhhhh I feel very worried. In 4 years, I'll be of the marriageable age BUT I HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE IN LOVE!!!! WORSE STILL, WHAT IF I TURN OUT TO BE A SAD UNWANTED OLD MAID?!?! My wise sister once said, "You have to get into a few relationships in secondary school to gain some experience first." BUT MY SECONDARY SCHOOL YEARS ARE OVER!!!!! SAME TO ALL OF YOU READING THIS BLOG!!!!!!! I know all my sad friends have 0 experience too :'( But maybe that's not a bad thing. WE SHOULD PUT ALL OUR ENERGY INTO STUDYING!!! FORGET ABOUT LOvE AND RELATIONSHIPS!! WHO NEEDS THOSE WHEN YOUVE GOT BOOKS?!? HRMPH

EHEHEHEHEHEH MY SIS AND I FOUND THIS AT SOME RANDOM SHITASS SHOP LOL

DAT ME. DOUBLE PEASU

My happiest moment at 10:12 PM

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Scary Hong Kong dream

YO I'm going back to singapore soon!!! I'll write about my lovely fun trip then. BUT!!!! I HAD A VERY SCARY DREAM LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!! I dreamt that I was called by my parents to some room and I KNEW I was going to get scolded and when I entered there was a dead baby on the ground and my parents asked me if I did it and that's the horrible part I KNEW I DID IT I KILLED A BABY AND IT FELT SO REAL BECAUSE I COULD ACTUALLY REMEMBER STABBING THE BABY AND I CRIED AND DRAGGED THE BABY AWAY TO BURY IT AND

I WOKE UP!!!! It was soooo mega scary and my first thought was "OMG I KILLED A BABY LAST NIGHT" and had to check my bed to make sure there was no blood on me or the bed.

Anyway!!! Since we're talking about blood, WHY DOESNT ANYONE PACK ENOUGH P@DS FOR AN OVERSEAS TRIP?!?!? Surprisingly, almost everyone got their P3R10D and I became a pad supplier. The end.

My happiest moment at 11:35 AM