HARRO ALL!! Today, august 28 2011 was very fun!! So was yesterday. AHHHHHH



Thank God for Ethan and Ray. They introduced me to te bestest online game ever, TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!!!! At first I was super lousy and died 284846474 times and everyone called me noob :'( But ShieBe taught me how to use pyrO so nao I'm not so lousy anymore YAAAAY :DD

Played with ShieBe + Pata136 + Archidar today! (Ethan, Ray, Daniel). I played with some other teams too but that sucked because everyone called me noob :'((((( Heehee Heeheehehehehehehee I think we'll play again tomorrow. >:D

Ohyar my dear readers, remember to take 20 minute eye breaks! Look at the beautiful trees outside :')

Harro! :D

Today was a lovely day. During LA I kept derping around with Ethan and Aggie and Ms Wang was all, "SOME OF YOU DID VERY BADLY. YOUR ATTITUDE IN CLASS IS REFLECTED IN YOUR WORK." *deathglare*. So I became depressed and emo but after awhile we continued playing again. :'D Then Madame Wang caught me and repeated what she said. Again. And again. She repeated this throughout the whole lesson ad infinitum. By the end of the lesson I was thoroughly demoralized and convinced that I was a native Mongolian with lousy engrish skillz. AND THEN SHE RETURNED OUR PAPERS!!!!

And...

And...

I got an A!!! :'D

Teehee I actually thought it was a lousy mark because she wrote "Keep up the good EFFORT". Which, in my opinion, is only written for dumbtards. But it was o-kay because I got at least an A even though I derp around with me tablemates all day long :9

---MY ULTRA LONG DAY PART 2---

After school, my sister, mummy, and I went to Universal Studios for the very last time :')
I took a gajillion pictures which I WILL upload... when I'm not being lazy.


(empty space left for pretty pictures :9)

BB IM TIRED GONNA SLEEP

My very first proper sketch of meself wearing lab goggles. :'D

Mountain Eunicae Roborovskii, named after the hamster lover Eunice Foo.

I have a lot of complaints. Mostly about the dickwads trying to sing downstairs. I hate them. So, this afternoon they were smoking again. At that point in time, it was raining. RAINING. The air was damp and moist, totally unsuitable for lighting a piece of crap. But they were doing it. I think they were also having "the-thing-were-male-privates-touch". So the high-pitched one was moaning and the other one was "YES"ing again. Okay, i'll just call high-pitched-one "Gayman" and his partner, "Druggie". In fact, i think there are at least 10 men living there but they all sound like Druggie. Is it an all-male harem? I hope not. Anyway, its nighttime now and they're singing "You and I" by Lady Gaga. Its extremely good except for the vocals which sound like a mashup of the Pokemon theme song and some hamsters squealing. Now that i think about it, it actually just sounds like Friday by Rebecca Black. OHOHOHOHOHO now they're screaming and moaning again. Druggie is especially loud today. I think they fucking smoke marijuana or pot or cocaine or some illegal substance.

Ohya i guess i havent mentioned it, but being such a concerned native of this country, I went to check out my condo's strata thingamajig. I guess i didnt really understand much except for my rights. I found out that the bastards downstairs are taking away my rights to "peace" and "safety". I hope they get evicted and thrown on the streets and eaten by wild Bengal tigers. Stinky apes. Ohya I wanna watch Rise of The Planet of The Apes. Ethan said that the circus monkey is uinque :9 Omnomnomn i hope it looks yummy.

Stupid dumbfucks. Its already 12.03am and they're still making noise. Not just noise, but DISGUSTING NOISE. VILE AND MONSTROUS NOISE. I won't write it here. I think they're having drunk house sex now, but thats okay. Because they'll regret it soon. Soon. SOOOOOOOOONNNN.

HEEHEE TODAY WE HAD E&D!!!

We went to teh boring old orchid farm which was covered in moss and algae. And I saw handsome flowerboy yeeeeeyyyyy~~~ Teehee he was wearing a grey Burberry t shirt with jeans and followed our group everywhere. \(//∇//)\ Then he drank water. And smiled to himself 139363920 times. Ohwell I guess I'll never see him again. I don't even know his name :'( Ohya the bOSS gave us one orchid each! Teehee I hope my orchid will be gigantic.

After that we went to another farm. A veggie farm! AND WE ALL WENT INTO THE GIANT VEGGIE FREEZER!!!!! AHHHHH IT WAS NICE AND COLD. Teh person wanted to close the door and freeze us and package us and sell us to NTuC. Methinks he is a cannibalala. Ohya reminds me of the horror story I read about Fiji. OMG SO SCARY SHIIIIIIIIT.

Goodnight meloverlies.

I feel so fucking down.

I think it's because I couldn't do the dumb mole questions today. I felt like an insipid trash can. And I sighed alot. And burst all my logical thinking braincells. Then, there was a dead bee corpse in the roof terrace and I told my mom, thinking she'd get rid of it. But she snapped, "CAN'T YOU SEE IM EATING??" and wtf she always does that to me I think she hates me. So, like, fuck it, I did my own damned stuff.

Oh yeah, before that, my mom said she would buy me my DVD if I made an effort to read some pretty Chinese 本s. So I actually took the effort to read that chipanese book that I bought. I used up all my brain juice and nearly died, but when I told my mom she didn't give a fuck and told me to sign up for tuition. Stupid poo I don't care I'll just save my own money and beg my dad to let me use his credit card.

What the fuck. I feel like a fucking hobo. I always tell my sister, dont swear, don't use profanities, act like a lady. But I don't fucking care anymore. I'm tired of being Good Guy Greg. Starting from now on, I'll be scumbag Steve.

HAI EVERYBUGGY.

Today I met Tobo again. Sigh... He's already 10 years old. HE'S SO CUTE SOOOO MUCH MORE THAN MY LEGO. AHHHHHHHHHH I want to meet him again!!! He kept licking me like OMNOMNOM :9 and staring at me and sending me telepathic messages to tell me to carry him. Ahhhh and he's SOOOO tiny. :') and old. And bow-legged :'((( BUT STILL CUTE. And he kept making weird high pitched noises randomly. AHHHHHHHH UGH I THINK IM IN LOVE. But I rarely see him, at most twice a year.    I dont want Tobo or Lego or any of my beloved critters to die. Ever.

But then again, I'm just a nutty and dingy lady. OHHH I HOPE THEY GO UP TO HEAVEN WITH ME DURING THE RAPTURE!! Then we can spend an eternity together in the promised land. The end.

UGH SOME IDIOT COPIED MY TWITTER DP NAO I HAVE TO CHANGE IT >:((((((((((((((9

 MORON!!!!!!! URGH WHY MUST HE STEAL IT!!! I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO AT THE PERFECT MOMENT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MAO'S  "KISS (*3*) " FACE. BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAO MY DP IS BORING. BB I BE GETTING A NICER ONE

Ahhhh Mao's voice sounds so gentle and soothing in Summer Love.

BAHHH I'VE JUST FINISHED MY SPEECH ON OATHS AND PROMISES!!! Sodifficult. After that I watched Mooooonlight resonance :'D SO TOUCHING. Suqiu and the mute girl are both so pretty. I also like Steward Boy he's so kind and caring :'DDD AHHHHHHH SO ROMANTIC AND TOUCHING. EVERYONE GO AND WATCH OKAY!!

HAPPY 46th BIRTHDAY, SINGAPORE!!

Heehee 46 is a good number. All the stores in Singapore are having 46% discounts or $4.60 sandwich toasters :9 oh yeah. NDP was booooooring as usual. SO SAD I'LL MISS PRESIDENT S R NATHAN!! FAREWELL FAREWELL FARE THEE WELL!! :'((

I have reached the apex of my life cycle, the pinnacle of my youth, and the peak of pure retardation.

I really think I'm becoming mentally challenged. It's like... I can't even concentrate for 5 minutes anymore. When someone talks to me for a longer period of time, my mind will go "HURRR DERP DERP OMNOMNOMMMMMM" and refuse to listen :(((

I think I belong to an asylum.

I'm the sort of person who would give up and say, "Ahhhh it can't be done."

THANK YOU ETHAN, FOR SHOWING ME THAT MONKEY BALL IS PLAYABLE. :'D

URGH I SERIOUSLY DISLIKE STUPID GAMES LIKE FFII AND MON GALAXY. Dumb dumb dumb. I mean, the plot is cool, the monsters are cute, the map is well- organised. BUT WAI. The developers just have to add this stupid thingy. What is it? IT FUGGIN MAKES THE OPPONENT STRONGER WHEN I LEVEL UP.

Its so unfair. Crushing my dreams and hopes. In the beginning, i was all "AHAHHAHA I'LL TRAIN MY LOVELY MONSTERS TO LEVEL 99 AND BEAT EVRYTHING HAHHAAHAHA" but nao......Sigh.

YEEHAW!!! I WENT FOR B.O.B'S CONCERT AT HARD ROCK HOTEL COLISEUM YESTERDAY!!! ahhhhhh it was SOOOOO fun :'DD I DON'T REGRET NOT SELLING MY TICKETS!!!

So, when we got there the queue was su-per long, all the way to the buffalo restaurant. And it wasn't even a straight line. It was a winding serpentine line with 62849372647 people. And there were people who checked our tickets TWICE and even BAG CHECKS. SO SILLY WHY WOULD TERRORISTS WANT TO KILL B.o.B HE ISN'T EVEN THAT FAMOUS. Ahhhhh I didn't manage to meet Sarah but I met my cousin. They went drinking after the live, but that's another story. After the pleasantries, I dragged my sulky and unenthusiastic sister to the middle-center of the crowd. A fat American man with his giraffy girlfriend blocked me >:((( and they kept kissing and touching AHEM AHEM parts. So I moved and ended up next to a moody girl.

AND FINALLY A BLACK MAN WEARING A CAP CAME ON STAGE!!! B.o.B!!!! EVERYONE TOOK OUT THEIR PHONES AND STARTED TAKING PICTURES AND CHEERING AND HOOTING. He waved and sat down on the drum set. WE SCREAMED. Then...everyone realized that he was just a technical guy. :'DD Ahhhh and it happened like... 2 minutes later again. Oh!!! Ros from 98.7FM was there!! So pretty :))

FINALLY THE REAL B.o.B came out!!! At first it was rapping and we were all "WHERE'S B.o.B?!?" then............. BADABOOM HE APPEARED!!!!!Heheehehe it was sooo exciting. AHHHOMG HE RAPS SO WELL. I dunnoooooo what songs he sang other than "Nothin on you", "magic" and "airplanes". OH THE LAST SONG WAS MGMT. SO NICE. And during nothin on you, at the part where he says "Stop.", he really stopped moving, like HE DIDN'T EVEN BLINK. HIS EYES NEVER FLICKERED. OMG IT WAS SO SCARY. KYAAYYAYAYAYAAYAYAA and it was suuuuuper cool and fun and I jumped till my legs were sore.

Ahhhh after nothin on you, he threw water at the audience!!! I nearly got sprayed, and I wanted to, so I moved closer 8-D

After that... MAGIC!!! OMG EVERYONE LOVES MAGIC. WE WERE ALL JUMPIN UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN. I think it was during this song that.... HEHEHHEHEHEHE I SAW B.o.B'S BUTT!!! AHHHHHHH \(//∇//)\ His pants were dropping and he was turnin-jumping and I saw his butt just before he pulled up his pants. YEY!

And of course, airplanes. Ahhhh it was sooo good. There was this fat man rapping extra bits with him too. At first I thought it was sean Kingston but he wasn't as handsome. THEN BOB THREW HIS WATER AT US AGAIN!! I GOT SPRAYED THIS TIME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Oh and the moody girl beside me too!! She looked like she wanted to kill herself :'DD

Dear world,


In case any of you dont know who the new bieber is, he is none other than JACK VIDGEN from Australia's got talent. HE 'S WEIRD. DEAR PARENTS PLZ STOP ENCOURAGING YOUR CHILDREN TO BE LIKE JUSTIN :(((((((((  Jack sang "I have nothing" originally by Whitney Houston, and honestly, he went out of tune more than 5 times. Yes, he is cute. Yes, he's got guts, singing in front of the whole of Australia. And yes, he has a rather nice voice... But STILL!!!! I think Charice's version was much nicer. Anyway He has weird eyes and vampiric teeth. And dont tell me he is mentally challenged or something, ill feel GUILTY!!!!

Oh yeah, on Monday at the swimming complex, there was this weird boy (prolly our age) who was rinsing his body and he started flapping his swimming trunks like.....

And then i started lauhging crazily because i saw his butt but Ethan said that he was from the disabled society/school and i felt guilty for the rest of the day.