Yoyoyo baby readers!! HAPPY PYRO DAY!!!! Ouchies mah tum-tum hurts :'(

The Team Fortress Team finally released Meet the Pyro!!!!!!! And let me tell you, it is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I thought it would be mostly self-introductory like the other classes but nooooo IT WAS HAUNTING AND CUTE AND CHILLING AND COOL ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!! Of course, as expected, the pyro's gender was not revealed, as it lets all of pyro's fans continue speculating. Ahhhh I love da pyro.

Today was very fun but tiring. Jolene introduced me to this super fun mobile game named "Zed's Alchemy"! It's terribly addictive, and I couldn't stop playing throughout physics. So now I don't know how to properly draw a free body diagram.

URGH annoyed annoyed annoyed!!! I HATE it when dumbassy people ignore me. I'm going to stop being so kind and lovely >:( (*｀へ´*)

Yaaaaw my muscles are aching and my belly hurts. I seriously hate Irwan. I know it's partly my fault and I'm being unreasonable but once my brain marks someone for death, THERE IS NO LONGER ANY HOPE OF SALVATION. R.I.P You will not be missed.

TODAY'S THEME: EROPAGNIS

Hallo mah baby readers! Wow, I felt a strange feeling in my chest while I was typing the previous sentence. It felt warm and comforting :') *Sniff* Thank you all for always being here for me and reading all mah posts dear readers! <3 (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

Highlight of da day:

I made a new friend!! His name is Eropagnis and he lives in a tigger pouch in Hyun Hee's bag! YES THAT'S RIGHT He's a beetle!!!! SO CUTE I LOVE PRESERVED BEETLES AND INSECTS BUT THEY DISGUST ME WHEN THEY'RE LIVING YUCK. OMG EWWWWWWWW I might have necrophilia. Maybe I should work at the mortuary. LOL HYUK HYUK EROPAGNIS IS SUCH AN EROTIC NAME!!! OMGourd Help I'm becoming a pervert :6


Worried worried worried!!! I'm not going to say what I'm worried about here since I'm going to seem like a weirdo but being an adolescent is so troubling!!! :•( URGH

Some calming pictures for troubled teens like me <3:

WOW today was my furstest day of skool!!! It was so fun I made so many new friends!! I vaguely remember some gurls named Lockin Victoria Loin Jolene Suumon and a weird nerd Jerry. And someone called me a fatass at da parade square today :'((((

Anyway, we only had Biology and math lesson today!! Two Koreans sat next to me! One was Ji Won and the other was Cho Hee Hee or something. Then it was a super long lunch + free ELMI period so I chit chatted with everyone and forced them to read Arakawa under da bridge!! HALP It seems like the tiny one known as "Lockin" is a major stalker; apparently, she has visited my blog before!!!! Scary!!

Cho Tee Hee I hope tomorrow will be as fun as today. New bedroom slippers! ♪( ´θ｀)ノ

Sometimes I feel so mad and frustrated at things that all I can do is implode by myself because I don't know how to explain it to people who are willing to listen. Thank you for your kind concern but I'm not affluent or eloquent like those conniving con artists who charm others with their honeyed words. WOW My intellect really increased after joining the homework club!

Anyway, what is with the band? Why are they always doing things that piss me off?!? Is it a divine sign that we are not compatible?!? Always, always, I always feel so muddled and angry at things that happen at band. If I had joined a normal CCA, perhaps my life would be better. I don't care if a mole passes this on, but I hate how dumb and fake everyone is. I hate how everyone posts lame "bonding" messages and their fruitless attempts at trying to push us together. I don't think I'll ever have fun with people like lizardy gecko boy or disgusting juicy Jo(not lene) who are rude and hypocritical. Especially jo-not-lene who spews crap about being united but interrogates me like I'm a criminal. I only have fun with Jolene and sherlyn and Charmaine and Wen Xuan and mebbe Peilin but everyone else is just awkward around me and I don't know what to say to them either since I don't know them very well. And I feel so sore whenever Shuen Yee(real identity hidden) asks for opinions because I cant casually say "band SUX" or anything right?!? Speaking of which, I forgot to tell all of you, I'll probably get BE for band this year! And I'll probably never get into a good university because of that. Why is my life always filled with shitty teachers who try to ruin my life?!? LOL I FEEL LIKE THOSE DUMBASSES FROM AMERICA.


OK Enough about annoying stuff! Gurly chat time!! HALP!! Even though I haven't spoken properly to CODE NAME Barley since 2001/2, I still vividly remember the times we spent together! I know I'm stupid for thinking this way, but I really want to be friends with Barley again! SUGGESTIONS ANYONE?!? Oh, and the last time I met barley, (2010?) I hid behind my hair and mumbled to myself to entire time :'( URGHHHHHH SHEEEEET

LOL some pictures of me.

Welcome to the mangatard-otaku-lovers-blog4narutowife97 blog!!!! My name is Sakura Suzumiya-Ichinomiya-Sasuke-Naruto Yunise, but you can call me otaku-chan!!!! Today's episode is about.....

I FEEL SO MAD SOME STOMPERS ARE SERIOUSLY ABSURD

BYE GOING ON VACATION DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH MAH WIDDLE BABES

YUMYMUMYUM :9 HALLO MAH BABIES. I have good news and bad news.

Bad news: I failed my piano trial test :'(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Plus the teacher was already being very lenient. Which probably means I'll fail the actualy exam terribly.

Good news: I think i might have super latent mind power!! Today during the Chinese camp, everyone had to pick a piece of paper from this gigantic box filled with 398759475-286 scraps of paper with topics written on them. We will then have to form an impromptu "speech" from the given topic. Anyway, I was thinking, "DAMMIT I probably won't understand 90% of all the topics so please pleaseplapleplse let there be easy ones like smoking. I'm very good at talking about dumb smoking. *Forms speech about smoking*" WHEN SUDDENLY!!!!! The boy who was taking his paper got "smoking"!!!! OMGMGOGMOMGG!!!! Anyway fortunately for me, my speech is tomorrow.

Made a super cute kino from baby lego! ISN'T IT COOL SEE ONLY THE EYES ARE MOVING!!!

GRUMP GRUMPITTY GRUMP GRUMP!!!!! I can't believe I'm saying this, but TODAY IS SUCH A HORRIBLE DAY!!!! I was crabbier than usual when I woke up because of horrible nightmares and I felt so depressed when I saw Bennie's wunderful AEP homework and I spilt sweet sauce on my pants and dripped melted ice cream on mah next pair of paNTS LIFE SUXXXXXXXXXXXX

BAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA SILLY ME I THOUGHT I REALLY HAD BECOME IMMUNE TO HORROR MANGAS SO I READ A SUPER SCARY ONE BAHAHAHAHHAHABOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO OMG IM SCARED BOOHOHOOHOO WHY DID I READ IT BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Happy Fogeys' Day mah lovely baby readers! Regardless of whether your dad is old, young, fat or flabby, be sure to wish your ol' pops a happy day today!

Today's theme: "Youth and Adulthood"! I originally wanted it to be "Habits and Fetishes" but I was afraid all of you would be scared off :6 MAHAHAHAHA I JUST REMEMBERED!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! YOURS TRULY HAS BECOME IMMUNE TO TERRIFYING THINGS!! LOL If you are scared of widdle ghouls and spirits, I'll tell you my ancient sacred remedy: READ ALL THE CLASSIC HORROR MANGAS. Like "Shiki(demon corpse)", "Ibitsu", "Doubt", "Another". REAAAAAD THEM. TOGETHER, WE CAN OVERCOME OUR FEARS!!! FIGHT ON, MY BABY READERS!! ( *｀ω´) ／

OKAY Official post starts here!

I NEVER WANT TO GROW UP. No matter how old I will become, I definitely want to remain a child at heart! I honestly cannot comprehend how some pubescent gurls want to grow up and wear high heels and party at the pub or something. And even though I'm still too young to think this way, I dread growing up. Of course, I want to be 16 so I can watch shows like Prometheus BUT 17 is too old!!!! Really. I'll remain a kid forever and I'll buy a bouncy castle and invite all mah fellow kiddy brethren to come and bounce around with me.

Adults are complicated and gross. I think I'll be asexual when I grow up. From the perspective of a 15 year old like me, male adults are aloof workaholics while female adults are gossipy hypocrites. I'm not saying that all adults are like that, I'm just saying that I don't want to join that sort of society.

AH!! On a lighter and unrelated note, I met up with dear Hyun Hee to study! LOL actually we spent 3.5 hours chit chatting and 30 minutes doing math. Fortunately, I calculate quickly so I managed to complete my math homework! I also helped HH with the online quiz. HAHAHAHHA She's the third person I've helped. 2 of my customers had a perfect score! *Swells with pride* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sad dead tree in the midst of such a lovely summer

YOYOMA BABY READERS. LOL Yoyoma rox! Anyway today is such a wonderful day!!

My piano trial test was prorogued to Wednesday!!! PHEW I FEEL SO HAPPY AND RELAXED NOW YAY.

Here's a dumb chinese meme

YAAAAWWW HALLO DEAR READERS TODAY WAS SUCH A PRODUCTIVE DAY!!! I drew a manga-style gurl! If you know which manga she's from please tell me!!

DURRRRR DID MATH AND PRACTICED PIANO!!! OMG TOMORROW IS MY TRIAL TEST HELP HELP I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE PIECES SMOOTHLY OMG DUMB SHOULDN'T HAVE WASTED TIME ON BRYNA YAT HALP OMG BYE GONNA PRACTICE NOW

STORY:

YAYAYAYAYAY FINALLY CONVINCED MAH MOMMA TO LET ME MAKE MILLE FEUILLE!! But first I have to be her trusty assistant while she makes apple crumble and unbaked cheesecake! Then and only then can I make mah lovely Mille feuille! Tomorrow marks the start of my rookie patissiere training so goodnight my lovely baby readers!

Geez I feel like an idiot now. Is it normal for guys to attach handphone charms to their handphones? ARGH

Dear readers, I'm trying to learn German online! I know those online tutorials are rather crappy and useless, but STILL!!!!! Until I find a proper teacher, I'll just try to learn it on my own! But of course, I'll probably just give up like when I attempted to lean Russian. And Greek. And Espanõl. LOL

I SEE BUGS WHEREVER I GO. CALL ME THE BUG WHISPERER FROM NOW ON.

OHHHH MAH DEAR READERS IM CAUGHT IN A DILEMMA!!!! Should I or should I not cut my hair?!? I really love every single strand and I can't bear to part with them!!! OH WOE BEGONE I SHOULD HAVE CHOPPED THEM OFF LAST YEAR WHEN OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS IN DA BUDDING STAGE. SHEEEET I FEEL LIKE MEDUSA. URGH Whatevs I'll just let them drop off by themselves when they want to!

Non bimbo no HAHAHAHAH my phone keeps autocorrecting my "nomnomnomnom" into weird stuff like bimbo or bonbon LOL. Anyway I'm at the toa Payoh food court now! EVERYBADY LOVES THE HOKKIEN MEE MAN so I bought HOKKIEN mee for dinner!

OMG. A man just dashed past me and ran towards the ATM which was beeping wildly. Apparently, he left his ATM card there!! Or maybe it wasnt his and he was a thief. Which reminds me, Jolene told me a story about her Dad withdrawing $200 dollars from the ATM and forgetting to take it!!! Someone stole it in the end :( BAAAARGH I HATE THIEVING RATS. LIKE RIS LOW. But I can't blame her. She had kleptomania :6

I'm reading this ultra cool manga and it's SUPER FAMOUS. Well I mean it WAS famous. Maybe in the 1990s :9 Its about a doctor who saved the life of a boy, who eventually grew up to be a murderer and so, the doctor must kill the monster he created. The manga is called "MONSTER"!! Anyway, I checked up the author and realized that he also wrote another of my favorite manga, "20th century boys"!!!! Plus I love his drawing style :) Someday, I'll be a great illustrator too!

Picture!

OMGOMG WAT WAT WAT?!??!! The number of my readers tripled/?!!?!??!!! OMGOMG IM NOT ON STOMP OR ANYTHING RIGHT??!?!?

Good news!! Me and mah sissy made up!! And I made a new friend!

DAMMIT I HATE people who gossip gossip gosssipshsososp about EVERYTHING. WHAT, YOU THINK SCHOOL IS A FISH MARKET?!?! GTFO SCHOOL IS FOR STUDYING IT'S NOTTA PLACE FOR YOU TO SPREAD RUMOURS OMG

Oh and I made a Pokécharms bracelet. LOL THE CHANGE IN MY MOOD IS SO SUDDEN. Whenever I think about little Pokemon charms dangling and swinging about on my wrist, I get very excited and happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I'M OBSESSED WITH JANGLING MY BRACELET LOLOLOLOL.

HEEHEE MY ARM IS FAT BUT SO WHAT IM PROUD OF IT!!!! #FatFederation #FatClub JOIN DA FAT CLUB!!!!!

OMG I HAD THE WEIRDEST BUT BESTEST DREAM EVER. Actually, I think it was a few dreams but I only remember two :9

Firstly, I dreamt that Hyun Bin (some Korean actor whom I used to like) was my boyfriend and we lived together in a GIGANTIC HOUSE. Then we watched TV and did stuff together (nothing R-rated of course). Well this dream was quite enjoyable as I was a grownup and didnt have to worry about dumb homework. In fact, it was SUPER relaxing, and there was like some summer resort-holiday atmosphere. BACK TO THE STORY. SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!! I told Hyun Bin that I didn't love him that way and he was just someone precious to me. Like mah baby readers c/3 Then he became very dejected and ran away. OMG I FEEL SO BAD THINKING ABOUT IT.

Okay this dream is kind of weird. I was standing in a deserted amusement park with some people and Cameron from Modern Family(?!?!). I think we were supposed to defeat some evil guy from the sequel to Lord of The Rings. Is there even a sequel?!? Yadaydayyad anyway we just clambered around and started looking for the guy. After hours and hours of searching, we finally found him and sealed him up into some portal! BUT!!!! PLOT TWIST!!!!!!! The valve that was turned in order to close the portal also activated the ULTIMATE ROLLER COASTER!!!!! In fact, the whole platform (including the valve) was a roller coaster carriage!!!!!!!! AND IT FELT SO REAL THAT IT WAS SO SO SCARY OMG I HATE ROLLER COASTERS SERIOISLY. Halfway through the ride, the platform-carriage suddenly dipped into the sea!!!! When it resurfaced, two of the people riding it were gone!!! Only me and Cameron remained :'( At the very end of the roller coaster, the platform went underwater again and I nearly drowned. WTF RIGHT WHY ARE MY DREAMS SO WEIRD. Anyway, LOCKIN suddenly appeared (she was riding on another platform((?!??))) and pulled me up and asked me how the ride was. And I was like "WTF HOW CAN YOU LOOK SO CALM" and she said "YAAAAAAAAAAW".

Oh I just remembered my third dream!! I dreamt that I woke up and started watching myself defeat the evil person in Lord of The Rings 4 on Channel 5.

URGH I THINK IM CRAZY HALP

Just finished watching Incite Mill! REVIEW TIME.

The choice of actors was really great. Unlike dumb western movies where 90% of the actors have long blond hair and are indistinguishable from one another, the characters in Incite Mill had very distinct features, which made it easy to identify the various characters. Plus they got that weirdo gay-famous guy to act as the male lead and a gorgeous innocent-looking lady to act as the villain. IT WAS WUNDERFUL. I REALLY THOUGHT THE VILLIAN WOMAN WAS INNOCENT NOOOOOOOOOOO

Story plot. Generally well thought out but TERRIBLY LACKING IN ORIGINALITY. It was like the hunger games all over again.

Okay bye gonna eat mah sausage

Good mounin mah precious widdle banshees! :(((( I'm feeling sad. DEAR BABY READERS, I have some very disheartening news to share with all of you. Apparently, a little buggery mole disguised as a "preciousss baby reader" and reported stuff that I wrote to my sister!! ISNT THAT TERRIBLE >:( Well I don't know who the mole is because mah sister conveniently forgot, but if I ever get my hands on him/her, I'll WRING YO MAGGOTY NECK AND GORGE OUT YOUR PRYING EYEBALLS. I know these measures sound very drastic and extreme, but I don't want my sister to know that I write dumb stuff about her as it is embarrassing. Thus I beseech all of you lovelies to not tell mah baby sister about my blog.

On a lighter note, should I try making mille feuille?!?! I found this suspiciously simple recipe on the net and I have all the ingredients at home except puff pastry. OKAY THANKS FOR HELPING MY DECIDE DEAR READERS I'LL MAKE IT TOMORROW!

Bored-2-death. Here is my completed AEP homework.

TOADY. OHHH I meant to write "today" but there was a typo and the word became "Toady". DEAR READERS DID YOU KNOW I ONCE HAD A PET TOAD NAMED TOADY?!?!? We met at my swimming pool and even though we were only together for barely 2 hours, he will always remain in mah hart
Anyway, I finally got around to buying shrinking plastic from Daiso!!! Made some Pokécharms! My next bracelet will obviously have a Pokémon theme :9

GO PIKACHUUU. Today's theme is FAT PIKACHU. DRESS UP AS PIKACHU TONIGHT AND IF YOU GET A VISIT FROM THE PIKACHU KING AT SGT 03:03, YOU'LL WIN A FREE BOX OF POKEMON UNDERWEAR.

Mille feuille, mah widdle babies, Mille feuille! Before you check what "Mille feuille" means on google translate, I'll say it first, it doesn't mean anything it's just a french dessert :9 BON APPETIT

Today was average. Well both extremely good and extremely bad things happened today so they cancelled each other out and the day became average. (*☻-☻*)

Good things that happened:

Jodie gave me delicious MERCI CHOCOLATES!!! MERCI DEAR JODIE! She always brings food whenever we meet up for math <3

Ray gave me a STRANGE BACKBURNER on TF2!!!! THANKS RAY!!!!!!! (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

Did 87% of mah AEP homework! I feel so diligent and unlazy now!!! :'))

Music teacher gave me a box of Pocky! :9

Bad things that happened:

My sister stole TEN of my Merci chocolates and MELTED them because she had a "craving for chocolate-coated bananas". (♯｀∧´)

Walked past a gigantic dumpster and choked on the stench, drawing laughs from the pangkilahs who were wearing masks.

Became grumpy for no reason :'((((





ANYWAY!!!! I found an ultra lame manga which describes Ili perfectly LOL. It's about a gurl who reads so much manga that she doesn't know how to talk to people and does weird stuff like buying NC16 otome games and fantasizing about having a boyfriend. OHNO HALP IM BECOMING A CYBERBULLY!!!! FORGIVE ME ILI. As compensation, here is a sketch of me with no hair!

O diem praeclarum! Wow I think I'm starting to become affluent in foreign languages!!! Today was a great day, but last night was TERRIBLOIN.

For some reason, fat Ryan and Kiran entered the GURLZ SLEEPY AREA and chit chatted with young jin and megan from 3am to 5am!!!!!! Zzzzzzzz They were so noisy and inconsiderate >:(((((( Me and Lockin woke up several times because the lights were on. ANNOYING GROWLLLLLL >:(((( Anyway, I know I only managed to get 5 hours of interrupted sleep last night :6 Ugh I feel sleepy thinking about it.

Ohyeah I fergot to mention in mah post yesterday: We travelled from bukit panjang plaza to lot 1 during the amazing race yesterday!!!!!!! And now I have 3 blisters :'(

Today's CIP projects were quite fun!! We did mural painting at some childcare centre and helped out at old farties home. CONFESSION TIME: I spent 70% of the mural painting time observing the pet hamsters and staring at widdle kids. LOL I ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT SIGHT OF A BOY'S WILLY!!!!!!!!! The children were bathing and running about NAKED so it's not mah fault!!! They also had nappy time and all of them fell asleep on their beige mattresses! Except for an Indian boy who took out something from his pocket and started nomming on it. And a weirdo baby kid who kept crying and asking for hugs with "POOPOO!" Yaaaaaaaaw Most of the widdle babies were so cute that I had to resist the urge to kidnap them!!!!!!!!!! Not that I am a pedophile or anything :6

After that was da old folks home!!! LOL LOCKIN SAID THAT THE PEOPLE WERE RACIST. There was a dark-skinned nurse-helper helping out and doing stuff and apparently, one of the old women said ＂叫那个PANGKILA来！＂Translation: "OI CALL THAT BANGLA OVER" LOL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA. Most of them were senile and nice but there were some scary old people like Philip! :'(((( I THINK Ol' Phillip scolded me. Philip was a grumpy old man who sat in a red chair and glared at everyone. Anyway, he went somewhere so I just sat down at his seat which had the word "PHILIP" written in P.marker. SUDDENLY!!!! He came back and started shouting "YOU NO SIT HERE!!! NO SIT HERE!!!!!!!!!!" But he was looking at the seniors?!?!?!? So I got up and quickly ran away but he continued scolding and he even turned to the poor woman in the wheelchair beside his seat and started shouting at her :'((((( He didnt look at me at all but I think his anger was supposed to be directed at me!! IT WAS SO SCARY!! Anyway, the woman just said a bad word and Philip went back to his seat and started looking grouchy again. The end.

THEN CAMP ENDED YIPPEEEEEE OKAY GOODNIGHT

To my dearest sheltered baby readers who read mah previous blog post: I LIED!!!!!!! HERE I AM POSTING AS USUAL!!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!? (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=) I'll just assume that you said yes.

Anyway, my furst day of camp comma passed uneventfully! My widdle toes hurt terribly but that's about it. We had flag day AND thingy collection for da salvation army. AND ALSO Amazing Race!!!! If you think it's easy, YOU'RE WRONG x272618393719!!!!!!!!!!

Flag Day: Me and Lockin and Loin were a group! We hung around some traffic light not too far away from Lot 1. There was a very big fruit tree with overripe fruits. According to Tam, a big fat greenish acorn-shaped fruit almost hit me while I was asking for donations!!! SO SCARY!!!!! Anyway, we made some conclusions:

Chiobus: Never donate as they have to save money to buy the latest heels or toenail polish.
Young emo-looking males: Almost always donate willingly because they don't buy anything except for Diablo 3 and underwear.
Old women/men who walk slowly: Depends on whether they have a mustache or not.
People with children: Almost never
Fat people with children: Almost always

Anyway, our group took a break and went to Maccy's for ice cream!! Fatty Loin wanted to buy Nasi lemak but Tam managed to calm her down :))))))

After that: Collection of items for salvation army!! LOL There was this unit with an open door, and when I peeked in, I saw a guy playing Diablo 3 and a lump of stuff on his messy sofa. So I just said "HALLO TODAY COLLECTION DAY BLARGHBALAHBAL" THE FATASS CONTINUED KILLING SOME THINGY and the lump on the sofa moved!!!! It turned out that the LUMP was actually a half-naked male. The LUMP said "OI" to Diabloboy and Diabloboy whipped his head 90 degrees and snapped "NO!" What a terrible person!! OhOHOHOH BUT THERE WAS ALSO A VERY NICE PERSON!!!! The nice person was a fat Indian woman!! She gave us lemon barley packets!!! So kind!! <3<3

Blarghbalefh I suddenly became very sleepy!!! After that was amazing race and we should've won!!! Anyway we ate JAPANESE FOOD!!!! FOR ONLY $4.80!!!!!! Omu rice with salmon and chicken and teriyaki sauce!!!!!!

Okay now I'm lying on my king-sized sleeping bag!!!!!! Goodnight mah babbies!!!!

Ciao a tutti mah widdle dremcatchs!!!!! Today. Was. An. UNPRODUCTIVE DAY!!!! HALP I STILL HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK *Drowns in self-pity and homework*

DURR TODAY WAS MAH DAD's BARFDAY!! HAPPY BURFDAY DAAAAD!! and Draco Malfoy. Ate at some Penang/Peranakan buffet. DIDJU NOE?!?!? I AM 1/4 PENANGESE AND 1/4 HAINANESE. But of course, 100% CHINA (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=) MADE IN CHINA DO NOT EAT

I feel so sad :'( I'll be leaving for camp comma tomorrow so I don't think I'll be able to post about my lovely day. Don't miss me too much mah widdle readers!!! ILL MISS YOU ALL TOO BOOOHOGOGOHOOGOGOOOOO

Here! Some pictures before our painful farewell! :'( Some food, me and mah sister, and Jeremy before getting his weirdass loser haircut.

ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3 FAREWELL MAH LOVELIES

VANNAKAM MAH WIDDLE BABY READERS! Today was an extremely fun and productive day！(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=) I like this emoji, it's the "LET'S ALL GET ALONG" emoji <3<33

Went to Tim Tam's house to pla- I mean do stuff to get CIP points :9 We also made charms with shrinking plastic!! IT WAS SO FUN I GOT TO SEE THE PLASTIC WIGGLE AROUND LIKE A DYING ANT!!! EHEGEGEHEGEGEGEEEEE (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

Anyway, when I went home, I made a charm bracelet. LEGEND SAYS THAT EVERY CHARM MUST TELL A STORY, so here's the meaning of each charm!

From left to right:

Legolas: ARE YOU BLIND IT OBVIOUSLY SHOWS MAH BABY DOG WHOM I TREASURE DEARLY DUHHHHHHHHHH

Mah baby laptop: ARE YOU DUMB IT OBVIOUSLY SHOWS MAH TWICE-DECEASED BABY LAPPIE DUHHHHHHHHHH

Shiawase kissa sanchoume's Ichirou: Okay this one isn't so obvious but the widdle guy's name is Ichirou! He has narcolepsy and only wakes up when food is stuffed into his mouth. He also works at a cake shop named "Bonheur" which means "happiness" in french! ISNT HE ADORABLE I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM WHEN I GROW UP (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

Star: OMG ARE YOU RETARDED OBVIOUSLY THATS AN ONMA SO FROM NOW ON WHEN YOU SEE A STAR, THINK OF THE LEGEND OF ONMA....................

Okay that's all for today my lovelies! Sweet dreams! (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

Hallo my dear baby readers! Today was a very confusing day; I was sad and mad and happy and puzzled. I hope all of you will forgive me for going through puberty and being a hormonal adolescent :'(

Anyway, ate a seafoody dinner with mah paternal relatives! A bee fell on da table Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）

I feel like writing MOREMORMEORMEIRMROE but I have math tuition tomorrow, so goodnight my lovelies! :'))))))

I FEEL SO MAD AND SAD NO ONE EVER LIKES ME BOOHOOGOGIFIOO IS IT BECAUSE I TALK ABOUT FATASSES AND ARMPITS TOO MUCH?!?!?!?! OR AM I JUST NOT FEMININE ENOUGH BOOHOHOGOOOGGOOO I REMEMBER IN KINDERGARTEN I HAD A CUTE WIDDLE BOYFRIEND WHO WOULD GIVE ME GRASSHOPPERS AND TADPOLES AND PRAYING MANTISES HE WAS SO LOVELY NOW I HAVE NO ONE BAAAAARGHHHHH I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOVE. SIGHHH I'LL PROBABLY BE AN OLD SPINSTER RIP SAAAAAAAADD.

IGNORE THIS DUMB HORMONAL POST LYFE SUX DEAR KIDS, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT READ STUPID SHOUJO MANGA BAH

Durrrrr What a boring day. Stalked mah furst love's Facebook. The widdle kid I once knew has turned into a vainglorious braggart :'( R.I.P my baby dove!!!!!!!!

Jolene likes to read romantic shoujo manga. ITS OKAY TO ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE ROMANCE NOVELS AND STORIES!!!!! Unless you are a super macho thug. HALP I HAVE TURNED INTO A MANGA ADDICT AGAIN!!!

Zzzzzz my super lame sister took 72947173911 photos of born this way ball and she keeps blasting gaga songs at home zzzzzzzz I AM HAIR I AM HAIR PLAY LUB GAME GOT MAH ASS SQUISHED BY CUPID LAAAAAMEEEEEEE

BYE
XOXO SINGAPORE'S NEXT TOP SUMO WRESTLER

HAPPY BARFDAY ETHAN LEUNG TZE LOK!! THANKS FOR BEING BORN!!! If you didn't exist I wouldn't have started playing steam games and would probably be studying in a lonely corner right now like Jeremy :6 YOU MUST BE JOYFUL TODAY FOR A JOYOUS THING AKA YOUR BIRTH HAPPENED 15 YEARS AGO!!! LOL I sound like the baboon shaman from Lion King :9 Anyway, as the proprietor of Yuniseandthenoms.blogspot.com, I would like to present the MOST LOYAL READER AWARD to ............. Ethan of course. Since I drew this badge on some scrap paper, you can just print it and cut it out on your own okay! :9

END OF AWARD-GIVING CEREMONY