Eeehhhhhhh 2dae I had aep.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA OK TODAY WAS NORMAL. MAH gastronomy teacher was uber scary today :'( She said it's because our class sux and we definitely have to start studying now :'((((((((( Well obviously I KNOW I have to start, BUT THE STUPID SKOOL KEEPS GIVING US SHITASS PROJECTS AND I HAVE NO TIME FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE, NOT EVEN MYSELF ;((( BOOOOOOO After ASSCRACK week, AHM gonna do EVERYTHING. Here's a list of things I will do after ASSCRACK week:

1. Go to the shitty S.E.A Aquarium at resorts world
2. Picnic in school
3. Swimming
4. Play Maplestory
5. Watch ANIME
6. WATCH SID AND FLUMPOOL'S CONCERT :DDD
7. Learn "Monster with no name" on piano
10. Stalk SID at the airport
21. Learn balloon sculpturing
27. Find a summer love
9. Learn sign language
11. Find a nice café to frequent
13. Lose 20kg
17. Become Singapore's next top model
33. Get married
40. Grow old
57. Have children
100. Die

BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO STUDY HARD.

ALOHA BBYS

YAWWWWWW I WANTED TO EXCERCISE DURING PE TODAY BUT WE HAD SOME DUMB JH 4 ADVENTURE TALK!!!!! Anyway, I signed up for the second leg!!! :DD Ok a "leg" is sort of like a section of the ultimate race. And I'm competing for the SECOND SECTION!!!! YEEEEHAW!!!!!!!! :DDD I'm 90.7% sure it's roller blading (all the events are supposed to be secret, hence the numbering)!! There's also a possibility that it's cycling, BUT I REALLY THINK AND HOPE IT IS ROLLER BLADING!!!! It's the only sport I'm good at and my cycling is just average :(((( Anyway!!! I WILL BRING GLORY TO 408!!!! <3333333333 CHEER FOR ME, MAH 408 BABIES!!!!!

Band today was so.............BORING. Snoreeeee I dozed off while we were tuning/playing scales and I think THE PIMP saw, because he made us play some random clapping game to wake us up. Well it worked because I didn't feel as tired after clapping MAH hands :)))))) OH AND!!!!!!!!! I ACCIDENTALLY WHACKED THE BOTTOM OF GECKO'S CLARINET SO THE TOP OF HIS MOUTH GOT HIT AND I THINK HE WAS IN GREAT PAIN BECAUSE HE CLUTCHED HIS MOUTH IN AGONY FOR 5 MINUTES HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAA I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FELT SAD FOR HIM BECAUSE I KNEW THAT IT REALLY HURT LOLLLLLLLL. So I just apologized partly-sincerely. Band ended at 6.40 ;((;;;;(((((((((( While walking to the bus stop, I saw Ethan and <3 S1lv3rL053 <3. And Mr Pok! LOL HE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND AND BEING REDUNDANT.

HEEEEEEEEE ALTHOUGH I HAD A BUTTLOAD OF HOMEWORK TO DO, I STILL WENT TO WATCH IRON MAN 3!!!!! :DDD It wasn't as good as I expected (that's probably because my expectations were ridiculously high), but it was fairly good. :) AHHHHHHHHHH ALL THE FIGHTING SCENES WERE SO THRILLING AND EXCITING AND ALL THE CHARACTERS WERE SO INTERESTING!!!!!! The only bits that I didn't like were, firstly, how they made a GAJILLION references to The Avengers, and secondly, Tony's anxiety attacks. When he first had an attack, I was just thinking "Seriously.....?" I mean, isn't he supposed to be a totally masculine mucho macho badass @sscrack?!?!? Ugh his anxiety attacks really ruined his image :6 ANYWAY, the ending was really really honestly truthfully SATISFYING. But I felt a little depressed when the credits started to roll, because there really won't be anymore iron man movies after this. :'( Why, you ask? Well........ You have to watch it to find out.........

Yaw the show ended at 12am.

Today, while eating Häagan Daz ice cream (given to me by mah lovely aunt), a piece of the chocolate coating dropped down my shirt. It was awkward.

YOYOMA BABIES!!!

Urf I think I am becoming stupid. During math lesson, I took 1 hour trying to solve a stupid dumb question and I really tried applying every formula that I knew, BUT I STILL COULD NOT SOLVE IT. ARGH IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING!!!!! THEN!!!!!! I realized that I just needed Pythagora's theorem. STUPID HOBOSHITASSPOO QUESTION URGHHHHHHH WHAT A BL00DY WASTE OF TIME!!! Ok I should've asked my teacher after the 30-minute mark, BUT I REALLY WANTED TO SOLVE IT ON MY OWN!!!!!! URFGH.

When i got home, I went straight to the piano. HEEEEEEE I LOOOVE PLAYING IT. I guess I never really realized it until today. Ever since I started learning Abnormalize, I've become irrevocably and irreversibly in love with............. MAH baby piano <3 Of course, love comes with its ups and downs, and there are times where I get so frustrated that I start to abuse my baby <333, but all in all, I HONESTLY LOVE IT. While I was playing Abnormalize today, I caught a glimpse of my reflection and was surprised!!! The me reflected on the black shiny surface looked so.........happy (my mouth was in a goofy happy shape, BUT THAT IS NOT THE FOCUS HERE). I didn't even notice it while I was playing!! Music is a magical thing indeedy!

Then at night, I celebrated my Grann- I MEAN MY COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY today!!!!!!! LOL I really thought it was my Granny's birthday!!! I only found out the truth just before leaving for the restaurant, when I asked my mom how old mah Granny was. She was all "why do you want to know??" And I was just "????HUH ISN'T IT HER BARFDAY???" And she said "NO U DUM IT'S MUCUS-LUCAS'S!!!!" And I was so shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL IT SOUNDS SO DRAMATIC. Anyway, it was fortunate that I discovered the truth before we arrived. PHEW. IT WOULD'VE BEEN EMBARRASSING IF I HADN'T. At the restaurant, I sat next to mah cuzin' NickyFoo. HEHEHHEHEHE HE SHOWED ME A FEW MAGIC TRICKS!!!! :D And OBVIOUSLY, since I am the ultimate genius of the Foo clan, I managed to unravel the mysteries behind them all :9 He said that I was 2723729X smarter than all his stupid friends who took 3 days to figure out the tricks HEEHEHEHHEHEEEEE :)))))) Then after that we played Iconmania on my phone!!! LOL IT WAS US 3 KIDS AGAINST NICKY'S DAD. AND WE GOT UNTIL LEVEL 183 :D (yeah we cheated for A FEW levels but SHHHH). It was entertaining and helped alleviate our boredom because the food took 271927191$ YEARS to arrive :6 Seriously, the service was so slow that each dish took around 25 minutes to be served!!!! So we had a buttload of time to kill. We also went on Facebook to see pictures of Nicky and Mucus Foo in some boys brigade event. LOL WE KEPT LAUGHING AT ALL THE WEIRDOS WHO LOOKED PEDOPHILIC. Finally it was cake time!!!!!! The chocolate shavings atop the cream were very delicious :9

Then we went home <3

HAAHAHHAHHAHAHA TODAY DURING BAND SHERLYN JOLENE AND I COMPOSED 3 MASTERPIECES!!!!!!!!!!! I should've taken a video :'(((( ANYWAY!!!! Our masterpieces were so thrilling and haunting, if we had made an album, THE WORLD WOULD'VE EXPLODED.

Ahhhhh ALOHA babies!!!!! The weather was so cold in the morning!!(LOL IT'S SO CLICHE TO START BY TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER)!!! And first period was Cai Yi Bread's class in CS21!!!!!!!!! Urf I really wished I had brought a jacket then. Anyway, Cai Yi Fei returned us our compositions!!!!!! Heeeeeee I got 39.5 :9 better than I expected!! I thought I would get 35 or maybe a fail because I finished with 30-45 minutes to spare :((((((((( Speaking of grades, we got our math test back too. BoooOOooOoOoooooO!!!!!!! I KNEW I DIDN'T DO SO WELL, BUT I REALLY HOPED TO GET AT LEAST 29 :((((;(( But obviously, I did not. How tragic. Still, it was comforting to know that it was a hard paper. I really have to study hard for ASSCRACK WEEK ;6



OH HAHAHAHAHAHHA TODAY WHEN I CAME HOME FROM CHINESE TUITION, I GOT STRANDED AT BISHAN MRT!!!!!!!! I took a bus there, and upon arriving, discovered that the card had $0.28 left. When I went to top it up, I realized I only had $4.85 (the minimum amount we have to top up is $5)!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH IT WAS SO SCARY I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!! I was contemplating between calling someone or basking, but I couldn't think of anyone who was in the vicinity, and I didn't want to be a hobo!!!!!! So I just tweeted about my plight, hoping that someone would come to my rescue :(((((((((((( And TRUE ENOUGH!!!! MY HERO ARRIVED!!!!!! IT WAS MAH BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!! She was carpooling with her friends to go somewhere or whatever, but she came to save me :') I WAS SO TOUCHED. If it weren't for her, I would probably be rotting on some hobo bench in Bishan right now. <3 Thanks MAH sis!!!!! <3

OK NIT

AHHHHH I FINISHED WATCHING PSYCHO PASS TODAY!!!!! [SPOILER ALERT] And I can honestly say, IT'S ONE OF THE BEST ANIME I'VE EVER WATCHED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. The ending was just........beautiful. I loved how Ginoza changed and finally called his dad "Dad" <3 It was such a touching scene, but also a little gross because Ginoza's arm was all floppy and bloody and disgusting from getting crushed by the gigantic crates :'( And Makishima's death was so tragic!!!!!!!!! I was really starting to like him :( He looked so harmless and enlightened when Shinya finally caught him <3 Too bad he died. AND SHINYA!!!!!!! Ahhhhh I was a little unsatisfied with how Shinya was last seen escaping on a boat. I mean, I know it's the SAFEST ending (by that I mean the fans can't complain, and it fits in nicely with the plot), but it was really predictable and cliche. Even Battle Royale used that ending! And 90% of other intense anime that involve the hero needing to flee. I really feel that Shinya and Akane didn't get to spend enough time together :'( Anyway, good luck on your journey, Shinya!!!!!!! Thanks for these 22 episodes, you're the handsomest and most masculine and righteous hero ever <3 AND RIP OLD MAN AND KAGARI I LOVED YOU GUYS TOO <3 AND GOOD JOB ON BECOMING A PRO INSPECTOR TSUNEMORI AKANE!! FAREWELL, PSYCHO PASS, YOU WERE A THRILLING AND THOUGHT-PROVKING SHOW <3

Eh. I wanted to write about a bunch of stuff but I forgot what because psycho pass was too overwhelming <3


Ugh!!! Some pervert started liking all my Instagram pictures and he made an extremely disgusting and inappropriate comment on my photo!!! >;((((( UGH I FEEL SO ANNOYED NOW. WHY'D HE HAVE TO RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL ROBOT PHOTO WITH THAT DIMWITTED COMMENT?!?!? IDIOT.

OH!! An epiphany just hit me, and this is why I am writing this post now. I realized that the reason why I've been feeling so listless when I write recently is because................ I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY TRUE PURPOSE IN STARTING MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!! :(((( Everyone keeps telling me to write about this, write about that, etc, BUT I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS!!!!!!!! >:( I didn't start this blog with the intention of pleasing anyone, I DID IT TO PLEASE MYSELF AND MAKE MYSELF HAPPY. But now that I have rediscovered my purpose in writing, YOU CAN BE SURE THAT I AIN'T GONNA GIVE A SHIT TO WHAT ANYONE THINKS ABOUT MAH POSTS. SO SHUT YER TRAPS FROM NOW ON, I'LL WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER I LIKE AND WHENEVER I WANT TO.

As Michael Jackson would say,
"JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT
JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT
JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT
JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT
JUST BEAT IT, BEAT IT"



Anyway, TODAY!! Urghhh P.E sucked. WHY AM I EVEN THE CAPTAIN OF MY GROUP?!?! AND IT'S PERMANENT?!?!?! STUPID I SUCK AT ORGANIZING EVERYONE AND RELAYING INSTRUCIONS AND BEING FIT. URREGHHHH I WANNA JUST ABDICATE MY POSITION AND REASSIGN SOMEONE ELSE TO BE THE CAPTAIN. UrGH

After that was Chemistry! I think the chemistry lab is CURSED. While doing the practical, I suddenly became grumpy and cantankerous and pissed at the world. It may have been due to hormones brought about by puberty, BUT I HIGHLY SUSPECT IT IS THE CHEMISTRY LAB!!!!! It's just so stifling and suffocating, and the worst part is that THERE ARE ONLY THREE SEATS PER BENCH AND I FEEL SO SAD AND EXCLUDED FROM THE WORLD WHENEVER I GET THE SINGLE SEAT. I know it sounds stupid, but I just want someone to talk to during practicals. :((((( Ok maybe it isn't that chemistry lab that's cursed. Maybe it's just me who gets grumpy and sad when I'm alone. Humans are social animals after all.

CCE was just STUPID. No one listened to the Indian guy who was talking. :6 OH and SOMEONE told me that women can only get pregnant during the time frame of 2 days after their 3gg has been released from the 0v@ry?!?! BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?! WHAT ABOUT TEENAGERS WHO RANDOMLY HAVE CASUAL S3X AND END UP HAVING "ACCIDENTS"?!?!? HOW CAN IT BE SUCH A COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!??!!?? THEY'RE SO UNLUCKY YET LUCKY LOL. Anyway, we're going to learn about that and m3ns@dnahaftion on Friday with Myself Hung :6 YECH. I think human reproduction is an interesting yet disgusting topic. It's cool to see how our body works, but at the same time, I don't dare to utter the terms because they're just plain DISGUSTING. And it's also embarrassing because hearing Myself Hung say "p3nis" or "t3st15" makes me want to laugh, and when I do, Jeremy will turn around and it'll just be..... WEIRD. Anyway, I think it would be nice to know more about my organ even though I already know everything there is to know about it (have you heard of the Internet?). Here are some questions that I will ask Myself Hung if I manage to muster up enough courage:
1. HOW DO CR@MPS OCCUR?!? ANSWER ME U WITCH.
2. WHAT HAPPENS IF I TIE MY FALLOPIAN TUBES UP?!? WILL THE OVIDUCTS ACCUMULATE EGGS AND EXPLODE?!?
3. Can you please not say the P-word so loudly?
4. I caught you walking home with a man on Monday. Is he your boyfriend?
5. HOW DO WOMEN GET 16-PLETS?!?
6. Can you please stop putting pictures of p3n15es on your slides they make me laugh.
7. So when women hit age 70, does this mean that their ovaries have 71972839127 corpus albicans? CUZ THAT WOULD BE DISGUSTING.
8. What happens when a fertilized egg gets stuck in the oviduct?!? (I asked her this last week!)

Question 8 was a burning question that I always pondered throughout my life, and I have to say, MYSELF HUNG'S ANSWER WAS DISSATISFACTORY. My theory was that a baby would grow in the oviduct, and upon growing too big, THE OVIDUCT WOULD RIP AND THE ENTIRE UTERUS WOULD BE TORN AND DESTROYED AND THE FEMALE, KILLED. Jolene's theory was that a baby would grow in the oviduct, but since oviducts lack the proper nutrients to help the baby develop, the baby would grow to a certain size before dying and coming out of the body like a big piece of shit :6 SO WHAT IS THE MODEL ANSWER?!?!? Ans: The fertilized egg cannot be implanted in the oviduct, hence it will just pass out and not develop. BOOOOOOORING. I THINK MY THEORY WAS THE BEST, AND I'LL BE WAITING FOR A SITUATION LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN SO THAT I CAN PROVE THOSE SCIENTISTS WRONG. HAH.

OMG how did a paragraph about CCE suddenly turn into a biology lesson?!? AH IT LOOKS LIKE IM FATED TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF MYSELF HUNG.

Sigh Lego is such a naughty baby :'( I think she spoilt my headphones!!!! A few days ago, she was running around and she somehow got tangled up in my headphone wires, AND SHE PULLED IT DOWN AND IT DROPPED ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!! When I retrieved and checked it, it was okay, but today when I watched some video, the right side of my headphones stopped working?!?!? I had to plug it in and unplug it x1000 times before it started working again. Also, ever since the day of my headphones' fall, the right side seems to be a bit...wonky? It used to fit on my head perfectly, but now the right side presses against my head and its annoying :( SIGH SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A DOG OWNER, I GUESS.

OK GOODNIT

ALOHA IN FINLAND WIDDLE BABIES <3
Today was A TYPICAL FUN DAY!!!!!!!

During recess I went to refill my watty-botty. OK I KNOW EVERYONE DOES THAT EVERYDAY BUT TODAY WAS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!! Before going, I said "WHO WANTS TO REFILL THEIR BOTTLE?!?! GOING ONCE GOING TWICE GONE!!!!!" And I suddenly heard this very feminine voice say "Ahhhhhhhh, wait Yunise!" So me and Jolene turned around to see who that lovely soprano voice belonged to and WE SAW CHENGPEI SMILING HAPPILY AT US WITH HIS WATERBOTTLE IN HIS HANDS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. OMG WE REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL. Anyway, after refilling the water bottles, I felt this cold and wet sensation on my leg so I looked down AND FOUND THAT SOMEHOW THE WHOLE FRONT OF MY SKIRT WAS WET?!?!?! BUT I DIDN'T EVEN SPILL ANY WATER!!!!!! I went back to class and told Jolene and she said "OMG U PEED IN UR PANTS" and Sixuan turned around and said "WHAT?!?! YUNISE!!!!!!!!!!" AND EVEN CHENG PEI WAS LIKE "OMG DISGUSTING" AHHHHHHHHHH STUPID JOLENE NOW EVERYONE THINKS IM A LOSER WHO PEES IN MAH PANTS BUT AHM NOT!!!

LAST PERIOD OF THE DAY WAS CHINESE!!!!! :D LOL CAI YIFEI WAS WEARING MISMATCHING SOCKS!!!!! Me and Lockin observed his socks for a while, and came to the conclusion that he probably mistook them as one identical pair because both socks had eagles on them. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WAS THAT ONE HAD GREEN&YELLOW STRIPES WHILE THE OTHER HAD BLUE&RED STRIPES LOL. I HONESTLY THINK THEY ARE THE UGLIEST SOCKS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! I mean, SERIOUSLY?!?!? Eagles with stripes?!? The stripes aren't even red, blue and white, LIKE AMERICA'S FLAG!!!! CAI YIFEI HAS BAD TASTE :(

After that was AEP!!!! IT WAS TEEEERRIBLE I ONLY DREW ONE VERY SHITTY PICTURE AND DID 3/4 OF MY FIRST PREP BOARD :( Most of the time I just chatted with Sarah and Sherlyn and Lockin and laughed at my old pictures together with them!! AHHHHH THIS IS TERRIBLE IM BECOMING A SLACKER. OH LOL Sarah told me to write more about the b@nd l053rs like DISGUSTION PIMPLE STROKER GECKO!!! <3 AHM HONORED. I always thought all my rants about band were trivial and boring LOL.



OHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT!!!! I wanted to write about the death of a Psycho Pass character!!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ SPOILERS OR DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PSYCHO PASS IS, PLEASE SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH. ARGH I REALLY MUST TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!! So........ BABY KAGARI DIED!!!!!!!!!! He was such a cute COOL AND DROP DEAD HANDSOME ENFORCER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FELT LIKE CRYING WHEN HE DIED. WHY DIDN'T HE DODGE THE LETHAL ELIMINATOR?!?! ALL HE DID WAS SMILE AND SAY "You've gotta be kidding me...." IN SUCH A SAD AND RESIGNED MANNER AND IT REALLY BROKE MAH HART BECAUSE JUST 10 MINUTES AGO I WAS THINKING "OMG KAGARI IS SO BRAVE AND NOBLE!!!! GO KAGARI!!" Of course, I already sort of KNEW he would die because there was so much foreshadowing throughout the episode, BUT IT WAS STILL TOO MUCH TO BEAR!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH. H8 THAT STUPUD B1+CH WHO KILLED HIM!!!!!! >:((( And the worst part is that today, Lockin told me that the other enforcers just thought that he ran away?!?? LIKE A COWARD?!? WTF!!!! HE DIED SUCH A NOBLE DEATH PROTECTING THE STUPID SCREWED UP SIBYL SYSTEM AND YET TO THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM, HE WAS A COWARD??!? THAT'S SERIOUSLY TRAGIC AND PLAIN STUPID. Can you imagine jumping into a river to save a drowning child and dying? And then having people at your funeral say "she died because she was a stupid loser delinquent who wanted to play in the river LOL"?!????? Assuming that I'll still be a sentient entity after death, I'LL BE SOOOOSOSOSOSOOO PISSED!!!!



URGH I JUST REMINDED MYSELF ABOUT BEING PISSED. I THINK ABISHIT JUST INSULTED ME ON FACEBOOK?!? HRMMMM?!?? HRMMMMMM?!?!??!??? A lot of people were rude to me today I.e: ABISHIT and a bim-Bo (who is not arrleesharr) BUT!!!!!!!! Because I am a magnanimous being, I have decided to withhold my incredibly witty comebacks, to save them from the humiliation that they might face from their peers. Who knows, they may one day recall my gracious actions and decide to devote themselve to me and become my slaves. Suzumiya Haruhi once said "We should follow the spirit of catch and release. After all, they may return the favour in the future!"

HHAHAHAHHAHA THE QUOTE WAS SO INAPPROPRIATE IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE IN THIS CONTEXT LOL

Inspiring quote of the day: "Everyone is a genius. But some are more genius than others." -Me

PICS: FAREWELL GORILLA YAN AND PERVERT JOLNE

ALOHA BABIES <3

AHHHHHHH TODAY WAS SUCH A GOOD DAY, ALBEIT EXTREMELY TIRING :D WHY, YOU ASK?!?!?!????? FIRSTLY, BECAUSE IT WAS AN EXTREMELY BEAYOOOOOTEEFUL DAY WITH LOVELY PERFECT WEATHER (except during P.E) AND SECONDLY!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! I GOT B FOR NAPFA 2.4!!!!!!!!! HEEHHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHHHEEHEHEEEE AHM SO SOS OSKSOSISOO HAPPY <3 And I definitely couldn't have done it without Victoria, LockYin and Jieying!!! :D Victoria and Lockin ran with me for a few rounds and Jieying pushed my fat sweaty back AND THEY ALL MADE ME RUN SUPER FAST AND I BARELY STOPPED AT ALL!!!!! And my timing was 14:52!!!!! AHHHHHH I WAS SO SURPRISED.

PIC: MYSELF HUNG WALKING HOME WITH BOYFRIEND

It was a fun day!!!!! IM STARTIN TO LIKE MAKISHIMA

HEEEEEEEE ALOHA BABIES!!!!

I'VE JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE LIFE OF PI!!!!! It was absolutely amazing, and it reminded me of Robinson Crusoe!! The visual effects were SPECTACULAR, and the show would've sucked without them (R.I.P, the visual effects company that did Life of Pi and went bankrupt). I JUST LOOOOOVE ALL THE WATER SCENES!!!!! The part with all the jellyfishes, the gigantic whale, the silent night with all the stars reflected on the surface of the sea, THEY WERE ALL BEAUTIFUL. And there were a few very touching scenes too!!!!!! My heart ached when DAT @ssh0le Richard Parker just left Pi without even turning back to look at him :'( and I felt so emotional when Pi put Richard Parker's head on his lap and whispered "We're dying, Richard Parker." AHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHH IT WAS SO TRAGIC I THOUGHT RICHARD PARKER WAS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!! BUT!!!!! They were saved when they arrived at the meerkat island. HEEEE THE WIDDLE MEERKATS WERE SO CUTE!!!!! I liked the whole island, even thought it became super creepy at night :6 URGH OK I HAVE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SHOW.


Oh, and I found 2 more notable horror stories on tumblr........

First one: There was this couple who wanted to hire a housekeeper. So they sourced around a little, and eventually found this tubby old woman. She was slightly creepy, but hardworking, so they decided to keep her. BUT!!!! As the days passed, they realized that she never wiped the dust off the shelves despite mopping and washing everything fervently. They talked to her about it, and she agreed to wipe the dust, but the problem only became worse. It became so bad, that the couple could see and feel the dust particles going into their lungs when they breathed!!!!!!!! Then one day, the husband went to check on the housekeeper in the toilet. He opened the door, expecting to find her scrubbing the floor, but he saw.................. THE HOUSEKEEPER SCRATCHING CRAZILY AT HER DISGUSTINGLY FLAKY ECZEMA-LOOKING ARMS AND BACK AND SKIN AND ALL THE DEAD SKIN CELLS WERE FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THIS WAS WHEN HE REALIZED THAT THE LAYERS OF DUST ALL OVER HIS HOUSE WERE ACTUALLY THAT DISGUSTING WOMAN'S DEAD SKIN CELLS!!!!!!! IT WAS SOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSO SICK!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE BREATHING IN SOMEONE'S DEAD SKIN CELLS?!? YECH. SO, obviously, they fired her. BUT!!!!! The husband woke up in the middle of the night to a strange scratching sound. He looked at the foot of the bed, and SAW THE HOUSEKEEPER STARING AT HIM WHILE SCRATCHING HERSELF. Of course, the dust never went away. The story ended with something like "I still see her every night, and I feel her everyday, with the "dust" that enters my lungs and suffocates me with each breath I take."

SCARY!!!!!!!

Second story: Some girl woke up one day AND SHE FOUND THAT SHE WAS COVERED IN BLOOD AND THERE WAS BLOOD ON HER SHEETS AND SHE STARTED SCREAMING AND HER DAD RAN INTO HER ROOM YELLING "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!" AND HER AUNT RAN IN TOO AND THEY all realized the girl got her period.

HAAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO STUPID I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IT WAS UNDER THE HORROR STORY TAG LOL.

Totally unrelated R21 paragraph: ME and mah sis were arguing about the worst time to get your period and I think I won, because I said "Getting it in the first minute of an intense 2-hour test and not being allowed to go to your bag to grab a p@d and having to suffer as you feel it seep through your pants and pool on your chair and flood the hall and drown everyone as the bell rings to signal the end of the 2 hours." Yech.




AHHHHHHH AHM ADDICTED TO PSYCHO PASS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE KUNIZUKA YAYOI AND GINOZA'S PAST!!!!!! Anyway, I WATCHED 3.5 HOURS OF THAT AND DEXTER AND NOW I SERIOUSLY HAVE A MASSIVE HEADACHE. *MOANS AND GROANS IN PAIN*. Dexter is also quite exciting now, but it's a little too hormonal :6 PSYCHO PASS IS THE BEST BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO INTENSE AND EXCITING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

-Stuff that I wrote on Friday-

TODAY DURING CHINESE, we were going through how to describe a young woman and this girl in class said "Her smooth complexion greatly resembled......THE BUTTCHEEKS OF A NEWBORN BABY." AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING TO MYSELF AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS LOL. Anyway, the focus of today's lesson was SITUATIONAL COMPOSITIONS. My stick-thin anorexic teacher gave us all a paragraph and told us to complete it. Here's a very brief and slightly inaccurate translation of the segment we got:

The waitress was a big fat klutzy piece of shit. She held trays with shaky hands, tripped over flat surfaces, and seemed to suffer from a serious case of butterfingers. I groaned internally when I saw her trip for the fourth time, and a part of me just KNEW some mishap was about happen when she approached my table with a bowl of fish soup.

As always, my 6th sense did not disappoint.

When the waitress was 3 feet away from the table, she tripped over her own feet and went flying, as with the bowl of soup. I could only stare with horror and shock as its contents flew into the air and splashed directly on my $3000 100% genuine cow leather Armani handbag which I had gotten recently from Italy. I pinched a corner of my precious dripping bag and brought it up to my face in disbelief. The porous inner leather had absorbed the pungent fishy stench. It was RUINED. THIS B*TCH WOULD TOTALLLY PAY FOR THIS!!!!! I turned to her, with fury on my face and a whole string of profanities ready to leave my mouth. HOWEVER!!!!! That stupid daughter of mine started saying "Oh, it's okay, don't worry about it! We'll just go home to wash it! Go back to what you were doing!" To THAT STUPID DIMWIT OF A WAITRESS!!!!!!! I COULD FEEL MY FACE HEATING UP LIKE THE AIR IN A BALLOON, READY TO EXPLODE AT ANY MOMENT. ENRAGED, I TURNED TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE A MILITARY DRONE WHO HAD FOUND A NEW TARGET. SUDDENLy, I caught a glimpse of her eyes. They were wet. My anger changed to confusion and concern. Why was my daughter being a crybaby?!?!? We ate in silence, as I pondered about what I had just seen.

It was only when we arrived home that she finally decided to explain her actions. With teary eyes, she said "Back when you sent me to study in America, I had to work as a waitress and...........



AND WE HAD TO CONTINUE WRITING FROM THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

And here's what I came up with:

"Back when you sent me to study in America, I had to work as a waitress and the very same thing happened to me-"

"SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE N00B SHIT!!!!!!!!" I SCREAMED. "I STILL DONT SEE HOW YOUR INSIPID LITTLE SOB STORY CAN JUSTIFY YOUR PUTRID ACTIONS!!!!!"

"KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT, WOMAN" my daughter screamed back, "DIDNT YER MOMMA TEACH YOU NOT TO INTERRUPT OTHERS?!?!"

I glared at her.

She returned it and continued her story. "Well, the very same thing happened to me.........but in America, it was a Prada bag which cost $7000....... The man who owned it strangled me with his feather boa, nearly killing me in the process, and my boss had no choice but to fire me on the spot. But that's not the end. That b@st@td insisted that I pay him back the $7000 by the end of that week!!!!!!!!!! I had to sell my gadgets, my furniture, and my flat. Forced into destitution, prostitution followed after, and I barely managed to earn the $7000. But after repaying my debt, I had absolutely no money left. I had no choice, but to continue working as a prostitute until I had enough money to buy a new flat and re-enroll into the university......." Tears rolled down her cheeks, like pearls from a broken necklace. "And that is the end." She finished, looking up sadly to see my reaction.

I slapped her.

"OH, MOTHER, WHAT'RE YOU DOING??!?!" She clutched her face while tragically quoting E.Nesbit's The Railway Children.

"CAN IT, YOU SMUG LITTLE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! TOMORROW, WE'RE GOING TO SEE YOUR THERAPIST AGAIN TO DEAL WITH THIS PATHOLOGICAL LYING!!!! IM SICK OF IT!!!!" I YELLED AT HER AND PREPARED TO GIVE HER A GOOD OL' BACKHANDED SMACK.

"FINE, YOU WITCH!" My useless daughter screamed while running up the stairs. "BUT I ONLY DID THAT BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO FEEL WHAT I FELT WHEN YOU THREW AWAY MY PRECIOUS RAPUNZEL BARBIE WHEN I WAS 3!!!!!!!!"

-The End-


OMG IT'S SUCH A STUPID STORY I DONT KNOW WHY I WROTE IT HHAHAAHA GOODNIGHT

ALOHA BABIES!!!!!! LOOK HERE'S MAH NEW FAV SONG <3 AKA the Opening theme of Psycho Pass!!!! It's absolutely amazing because the tune is unusually unique, the vocals are painfully beautiful, and EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS PERFECT, EVEN THE TV-SIZED VIDEO WHICH HAS BEAUTIFUL BLOOD CELLS AND EXCITING SCENES ETCETC. I love the Ending theme too, but I didn't have time to put a link and ahm using mah phone now so I can't :'( Anyway, I'm definitely gonna learn how to play it on the piano!!!!!! Obviously it won't be as nice, since the electric guitar is what really attracts the listeners, BUT I REALLY REALLY LIKE IT ALOT SO IM STILL GONNA LEARN IT!!!!

Speaking of which, I think there's something wrong with my right hand :'( The connective muscle/tissue between my index finger and thumb HURTS. Also, the ball of my thumb has this achy sort of feeling?!?! I have narrowed down the possibilities and arrived at the conclusion that this is either due to using my phone excessively or playing the piano excessively. I THINK IT'S THE LATTER SINCE YESTERDAY MY MUSIC LESSON WAS 1.5 HOURS :( Ughhhhhhh

OHYEAH TODAY ME AND ETHAN AND JIEYING WERE INVOLVED IN SCHOOL TOURS!!!!!!! To be 100% honest, it was very boring. Our only visitors were people who were waiting for their tour to start, and whenever they finally reached my section, THEIR TOUR WOULD START AND THE GUIDE WOULD CALL THEM OUT!!!!!! I felt kind of useless lol. OH AND!!!!!!!!!! I AM SUPER SUPER DUPER MCZUPER PISSED AT THE SCHOOL!!!!!! THEY REMOVED THE BIRD NEST FROM OUTSIDE THE BOOKSHOP?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?! BECAUSE OF THE VISITING PARENTS?!?!?!?! THE SCHOOL NE'ER FAILS TO DISAPPOINT ME. What they did was extremely horrible because you can't just relocate a bird's nest as and when you please, especially when the mother bird is incubating her eggs! Animals get stressed very easily, and when they do, they might kill their young or just DIE!!!!!! I really hope the bird and its eggs are safe :(

Anyway, it was very late when I reached home because all the buses were full ;( Me and mah sis had a H-2-H talk after her math tuition and after I watched 5 episodes of Psycho Pass :)))))))))) I really feel at ease when I talk to my sis, probably because we partially share the same genetic make-up or something. AND I REALIZED THAT EVEN THOUGH WE ARGUE AND DO EVIL STUFF TO ONE ANOTHER ALL THE TIME, I STILL REALLY LOVE HER A LOT <3

OK GOODNIGHT

It seems like with each day that passes, my list of things that I hate just grows longer and longer. And today, I have two more things to add: walking under the hot sun for prolonged periods and insensitive people.


I'm tired of being happy all the time. Give me respect from now on.

Last night, I had a dream.

It was more of a nightmare, really. I shouldn't have explored the "horror stories" tag on tumblr before I slept. Anyway, I dreamt that all of us were in Vietnam (I know it was Vietnam because I was thinking about our Vietnam trip in August) and having fun in our hotel rooms. And we were playing UNO or some random card game with cards on the floor. WHEN SUDDENLY!!!!!! The dealer threw the card too hard and it slid under the bed!!!!!!!!!!!! "I'll get it" I said. Then I made my head level to the ground and prepared to stretch my hand, when SUDDENLY......... I GLANCED UP AND SAW A PALE FACE STARING BACK AT ME FROM UNDER THE BED. THE CREATURE WAS CURLED UP IN A FETAL POSITION AND DRESSED IN A WHITE GOSPITAL GOWN. SHE HAD LONG BLACK HAIR AND BLACK BULGING EYES (yes, cliche, i know, BUT THAT WAS WHAT I SAW) AND IT WAS SOOOOO F@!#ING SCARY THAT I SCREAMED IN THE DREAM AND YELLED AT EVERYONE TO GET OUT BEFORE RUNNING OUT OF THE ROOM TO THE CORRIDOR AND IT WAS SO EMPTY AND QUIET AND EERIE AND IT WAS LIKE EVERYONE DISAPPEARED AND I FELT SO SCARED AND ALONE

And then I woke up.
Yes, it was really traumatizing. My heart was beating so hard and I was drenched in sweat when I awoke. If you want to see a picture of what I saw under the bed, just search "hospital ghost chain mail" on google and click on the image with a patient lying atop a bed with some creature below. I still remember receiving that picture in a chain mail when I was in primary school :( Fortunately, dreams fade quickly, and after I got dressed for school it was almost completely forgotten.



SCHOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! School was so fun today :D I had 3 encounters with cute creatures!!! First, while on the way to lunch, I saw a baby kitty cat resting under a tree!!! LOL EVERYONE WAS SO EXCITED ESPECIALLY LOCKY AND SHERLYN. It was really very cute and lazy!!!!! <3 Second, I saw a whole family of long-tailed macaques hangin' around outside the boarding school!!! The GIGANTOROUS BIG-BUTTED ALPHA MALE BABOON MONKEY WAS BOLDLY POSING IN FRONT OF THE STAFFROOM!!! So I took a picture of it just before the stubby counsellor told me to get lost. I wandered up the stairs and saw Jeremy and S1lv3rl053 staring at something, so I said "WHATCHA LOOKIN AT" AND I TURNED TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING AT AND IT WAS A FAMILY OF MONKEYS!!!!!! THERE WAS EVEN A HAIRLESS BABY MUNKEY HOLDING ON TO IT'S MOMMA'S HAIRY CHEST <3 And it tried to crawl along the drain, but it's widdle paws kept falling though the grills!!!!! CUTE <3 Third, I saw a widdle brown beetle creature during mah AEP break.

OH AEP!!!!! Ahhhhh it was such a productive day :) I think I drew enough sketches for prep board 1,2 and 4 today!!!!!!!! WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID BECAUSE I HAD ALMOST NOTHING AT THE START, SAVE FOR A FEW PICTURES. Ms Ding said that mah idea was very "fresh and good"!!!! HEHHEHEHEHHE AHM HONORED MS DING \(//∇//)\

PICS: Widdle creatureS, gorilla Yan's big bursting belly, and an accidental picture I took when excitedly ran up the stairs to tell everyone about the monkeys <3

Whenever an acquaintance sees me on my Instagram and says "OH You have INSTAGRAM?!" and proceeds to ask for my username to follow me, I cry internally because it means I have to #followback because it is NOT acceptable to NOT follow them because if I don't they will think I'm a prick.



ANYWAY ALOHA BBYS!!!!!!!!! TODAY WAS A PERFECT DAY <3 The only bad thing that happened was that I MET DISGSTING GECKO, but it turned into something good :)))))))

SO WHY WAS MAH DAY SO ABSOLUTELY FARTABULOUS?!?! Firstly, BECAUSE I GOT SILVER FOR NAPFA 5 STATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Many of you will probably just scoff because you're muscular monsters who get gold annually, BUT SILVER IS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME, WHO ALWAYS FAILS 3/5 STATIONS. IT WAS A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did 10 inclined pull-ups FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MAH LIFE. And my normal is 2-3!!!!!! I think I finally used my "back muscles" because the first 9 were seriously easy. I didn't use any strength at all and just felt a different group of muscles at work!! Then suddenly I lost the feeling and had to use my arm muscles again :( AND I STRUGGLED TO GET 10 LOL. Next, it was shittle run!!!! Very sucky, but at least a D. Then... SIT-UPS!!! CONGRATS 2 ME I DID 28!!!!! YES IT'S LOUSY AND EVERYONE ELSE DID 31 BUT MY NORMAL IS 20!!!!!!!!! YIPPEEDEEEE!!!! Then, sit and reach. A, obviously, since I cheat every year. And finally....... STANDING BROAD JUMP MAH BIGGEST BADDEST NEMESIS!!!!!! IT WAS REALLY BAD BECAUSE MY INITIAL SCORES WERE 149, 140, AND 141!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!! :'( But ms Tan Jo-Sie is so kind! She told me to run a little before trying again. So I did, and got 151!!!!! :D BUT she could see that I still wasn't satisfied, so she took out a GIGANTOROUS SUPER TALL STOOL AND PUT IT AT THE 40CM MARK AND TOLD ME TO JUMP OVER IT. IT WAS SO CRAZY!!! Not to mention, there were also beanbags at the 151cm mark!!! And a mattress at 2m because everyone was afraid I would fall flat on my face LOL. So I jumped, and got...... 155!!!!!! HEHEHEHEEE I was so touched when everyone cheered <3 BUT I REALLY WANTED TO GET A SILVER SO I SAID I WANTED TO DO IT ONE LAST TIME!!!!!! SO SHE MOVED THE STOOL EVEN FURTHER AND WE ALL JUST HELD OUR BREATHS AND GUESS WHAT I GOT??!?!?!? 160CM!!!!!!!!! A SILVER!!!! :DDD YIPEEDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Everyone congratulated me, but I really couldn't have done it without their support and Tan Josie and her trusty stool :') Thanks everyone!!!! I treated meself to milk tea after that :))))))))

UREGHHHHH WE HAD BAND AFTER P.E. Gecko is soooooooo disgusting. BUT I HAD THE SATISFACTION OF DISSING HIM LOL. Scene 1: Shitass gecko said "eh go and teach the juniors how to keep their instruments" while I was doing a math question so I just said "WAIT" 382729291 times so he finally left me alone and poor Sherlyn had to teach them in the end LOL SORRY.
Scene 2: DA PIMP asked us which note of the chord we were playing, the first, third, or 5th, AND WE WERE OBVIOUSLY PLAYING THE FIRST BUT GECKO, BEING THE IGNORANT SHIT THAT HE IS, KEPT INSISTING THAT WE WERE PLAYING 5. BUT THE DA PIMP SAID THAT I WAS CORRECT SO I TURNED TO GECKO AND HISSED "IT'S SOOOOO OBVIOUS, WHY ARE YOU SO STUUUUUUPID?!!" [ok I think I went a little overboard here, BUT IT'S PAYBACK FOR YOUR PREVIOUS ACTIONS, LOSER] and he just stared at the floor and said "sorry lah" and I actually felt a little bad. Being evil just doesn't suit me :(
Scene 3: He said "I'm so tired" to me 7297193 times today, and I just grunted in reply each time he said it TO SHOW THAT I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT.

HAHHAHAHAHAA LOL I JUST REALIZED THAT MY ACTIONS SOUND SO TRIVIAL AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THE STUPID ONE BUT WHO CARES, I AM SATISFIED.

Another reason today was fabulous: Gorilla Yan said that our presentation was well structured! LOL But I sucked at answering questions though. Urgh I really stuttered a lot. When answering Nicole's question I think I said "urm........national organizations can be in charge of these....uh..... Prosjsjs-PROCESSES, and maybe......private companies can, like, um, uhhhhhhhhh, INVEST IN IT OR SOMETHING." AND GORILLA YAN CRINGED AT MY SHITTY DISJOINTED SENTENCE LOL. OMG THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIG A HOLE AND LIVE UNDERGROUND FOREVER.

Yet another reason why today was a good day: I managed to solve a moderately difficult physics question! :D

I HAD A MASSIVE HEADACHE YESTERDAY. AND TODAY TOO. DO NOT DISTURB IF YOU TREASURE YOUR LIVES

TODAY, I HAD THE SHITTIEST MOST SHITERIOUS MORNING + AFTERNOON IN MAH ENTIRE LIFE. My day started off quite well at 8am, and I spent a very serene 1 hour just lying on my bed and philosophizing about very trivial things. Then I had math tuition. MY TEACHER FORCED ME TO DO MATH FOR 4.5 HOURS!!!!!!! CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! SHE ALWAYS MAKES ME WORK 1 HOUR MORE THAN WHAT I SAY I WILL DO. >:( TODAY MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS TO DO MATH FOR 3 HOURS BUT SHE SERIOUSLY DIDNT GIVE ME MY ATTENDANCE TO LET ME GO HOME. Ok I know I should be a little more hardworking since we have a test this week but...... GRROOWWWWWWL AHM STILL PISSED. Anyway, during my 4th hour, I only did one question because my brain was overwhelmed with anger and I spent most of the time clicking my pen angrily and being pissed at the world. She FINALLY let me off (ok she didn't, I had to ask to leave because I was too cantankerous to do anything else) after 4.5 HOURS!!!! So I stomped home and found........... MY MOM HAD BOUGHT MY LUNCH FROM A STORE THAT I DIDNT LIKE!!!!! ARGH I WAS SERIOUSLY SO FRUSTRATED. I know it seems like a small thing, BUT IMAGINE WORKING FOR 4.5 HOURS WITH AN EMPTY BELLY AND COMING BACK FROM WORK, EXPECTING TO SEE A DELCIOUS MEAL, BUT SEEING TURD-ON-A-PLATE INSTEAD. So I just hit the on button on my laptop and prepared to watch anime to cheer myself up when suddenly.... THE PHONE RANG!!!! It was my granny. We had a one minute conversation, then I went back to my anime..... WHEN THE PHONE RANG AGAIN. AND IT HAPPENED 3 MORE TIMES. I LITERALLY SCREAMED "F$%#" WHEN IT RANG FOR THE 4TH TIME I WAS SO SUPER PISSED AT THE WORLD AND I JUST WANTED TO WATCH MY ANIME IN PEACE SERIOUSLY WHAT DID I DO WRONG WHY IS THE UNIVERSE DOING THIS TO ME URRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. IT WAS AS IF ALL MY ANGER CULMINATED AND CAUSED ME TO EXPLODE. OMG I REALLY THINK I WENT MAD. I ALMOST CRIED WITH RAGE. BUT!!!!!!!! PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!! Mah baby Lego came up to me and whined, so I hugged her and my anger just...dissipated. I really don't know what happened, but everything became o-kay again. Baby Lego saved me from my rage-induced insanity. I think I would have destroyed everything in the house if Lego didnt stop me. I love Lego <3 :')

So anyway, I just watched my shows for 3 hours and read horror stories on tumblr until dinnertime. Some of the writers are very talented! There were many chilling stories, one of which was about a boy whose mother watched him every night as he slept, until she died. And on the night of her death, as the boy prepared to sleep, he saw her at the doorway again. This was when he realized the lady wasnt his mother, and it never was. THATS SO SCREWED UP RIGHT?!?! I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN I READ THE LAST SENTENCE. "It wasnt his mother. And it never was." SCARY!!!!! Another scary one was about a hunter who got lost in the woods and he wandered around until nighttime, until he found an abandoned cabin. He went in, and felt disturbed because there were so many portraits of deformed people, and as he lay on the bed, it felt as if they were all staring at him. But he tried his best to ignore them, and fell asleep. But the next morning, when he woke up, he realized that there were no portraits........ THEY WERE ACTUALLY WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SOOOOOOOO CREEPY BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT THERE WERE CREATURES WATCHING HIM FROM OUTSIDE!!!!!! YECH. ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT STUDY AT ALL TODAY :'( AND I ALSO DIDNT DO MAH ART PREP BOARD OMG. Eh I'll just do that tomorrow. LOL I say that but I know I really won't :6

After that, Ethan and I talked about insects!! Specifically, beetles. I discovered that I actually really love beetles! Of course, I don't like to touch them and put my face up close to observe their beauty, but I would like looking at them using a DSLR with super 100000X zoom lens. I think my love for beetles came from my childhood. I had this suitor in kindergarten who lived near a forest, and he always brought me a new insect every other day!! It was simply amazing, I still vividly remember how the mantis and stick insect looked like. He also brought tadpoles for the class! :D Unfortunatey, none of them developed into frogs. GOING BACK TO THE STORY, I think his love for insects rubbed off on me or something (sadly, the same cannot be said for my other suitor who was obsessed with Digimon, but that is another story for another time). OH AND ANIME! All the anime in the past always featured boys fighting with their KUWAGATA BEETLES!!!! Me and my friends also collected Mushiking: King of Beetles cards LOL. Anyway, my favourite beetle is and always will be the Stag Beetle!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE SO POWERFUL AND STRONG AND EVEN MORE MASCULINE THAN DWAYNE JOHNSON AKA "THE ROCK". I love watching videos of male stag beetles flipping each other <3 so cute <33

OK GOODNIT HERE'S A PICTURE OF 2 STAG BEETLES :*

YAWWWW ALOHA BABIES.

I was so tired yesterday that I didnt have time to post! Ok THAT WAS A LIE!!!!! After chinese tuition I just dropped infront of mah laptop and watched shows until 12.30am and slept for 15 minutes and then my parents came home with food so I ate and went back to sleep. ANYWAY!!! It was such a tiring day. Which reminds me, I am currently conducting a self-facilitated investigation of the relationship between repulsiveness and symphonic band. Presenting, a study done by Professor Foo:

INVESTIGATING THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN REPULSIVENESS AND SYMPHONIC BAND

HYPOTHESIS: MOST BAND MEMBERS ARE REVOLTING AND DISGUSTING.

ABSTRACT: It has come to my attention that when the band room is in use, at least one person at any given point in time will be doing do a repulsive action. Wherever and whenever I look, it will be present; the occasional misguided finger rummaging around a sinus cavity, a spontaneous production of noxious digestive gas...etc. This study aims to bring awareness to the fact that, people DO watch you in public, and it isnt just your imagination.

METHODOLOGY: Systematically observing different sections for 3 minutes at a time, at 5-minute intervals.

RESULTS[listed in a comprehensive manner]:

• Bass Clarinetist picked nose.
• Clarinetist burped, and did not excuse herself.
• Bass Clarinetist perpetually smells like yolk
• Captain Underpants revealed his underwear while walking across the band room.
• Clarinetist revealed his belly while conducting.
• Conductor sat in a manner where her tri-layered fat rolls looked like they were going to burst out of her shirt.
• ALL the sections keep pet mold in a dog bowl.
• Trombonist scratched butt.
• Gecko stroked his pimples.
• Euphoniumist sat with legs at a 117 degree angle.
•  [Unknown] farted at the entrance.
• Gecko was being himself.

DISCUSSION: Obviously, the results support my hypothesis.

CONCLUSION: Yes, it may be tempting to scritch that itch on the inside of your nose, but please don't.



DSICLAIMER: If you were one the subjects whom I obtained observational data from and you feel offended, THEN YOU SHOULD SIT IN A CORNER AND TAKE A MOMENT TO REFLECT ON YOUR ABHORRENT ACTIONS.

HAI.

TODAY WAS SUCH A FUN DAY!!!!!!! :DDD LOL EVERYDAY IS A FUN DAY FOR ME AS LONG AS THE LESSONS ARE EASY. And Physics was EASY PEASY SIMPLE PIMPLE today because I studied D.C Circuits 1 last night! :D LA was o-Kay. AND LOL BIO WAS SO DUMB!!!!!!!!!! We went through human s3xu@l r3pr0duc+10n today. MYSELF HUNG WAS SO AWKWARD!!!!!!!!! I think she FELT awkward too because she pronounced all the s3xu@l terms very quickly and asked stupid s3xu@l questions to try to ease the tension!!! The stupidest question she asked was "What do you think the 3 layers of cylindrical [censored] are for?" AND THE ANSWER WAS SO OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUS I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY SHE ASKED IT!!!!! I bet ZBD$1 that everyone knew the answer, but it was so embarrassing that we all just kept our heads down and pretended to be busy taking notes. Also, while talking about the g0n@ds, she digressed and suddenly started talking about underwear. To be specific, she said, "EH! Guys! Don't wear tight underwear! This is professional advice ah!" AND THEN SHE ALSO STARTED TELLING US ABOUT HOW CYCLISTS HAVE A LOWER SP3RM C0UNT THAN NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YECHHHHHHHH I NEARLY VOMITED. OK AHM NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.

I think I am the worst story-teller in the world. I stutter, pause unnecessarily, and constantly lose my train of thought while speaking or recounting a story. SO THANKS FOR ALWAYS LISTENING TO ME TELL YOU ABOUT DEXTER, DEAR JOLENE.

OK

KONBANWA IN KOREA WIDDLE BABIES!!!!!

TODAY WAS A VERY GOOD DAY! :D Except for my morning!!!! It was sucky :'( Upon arriving to school, I felt an uncomfortable twisty-gut feeling in my abdomen. No, it wasn't like the crippling and agonizing pain one feels when being hit in the solar plexus, but it was more of like the feeling one gets 2 hours after eating yoghurt which expired 4 months ago. Obviously, the only logical course of action would be to take a trip to the toilet. AND OBVIOUSLY, I DID JUST THAT AFTER THROWING DOWN MY BAG AT THE PARADE SQUARE. Anyway, while I was micturating and ****ing in the toilet, THE BELL RANG!!!!!!! The noisy chatter of disgusting midgety JH1s echoed around my cubicle. I thought about quickly finishing up, but decided against it, for fear that a spontaneous and unstoppable explosion of diarrhea would occur while I was singing the national anthem. Furthermore, I was not wearing diapers. So, I stayed in the toilet until 7.45 and exited after disinfecting my hands with the pungent, blue, bleach-like substance that was found inside a container labelled "soap". AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!! STUPUD MR ELI CAUGHT ME HANGIN' AROUND THE TOILET SO HE TOOK DOWN MY NAME AND CLASS AND MAH PM'S NAME!!!!!!!!!!!! BOHOHOHOHOOOOOO I SHOULD'VE JUST WAITED IN MY CUBICLE UNTIL ASSEMBLY ENDED :'((((((( BUT!!!!!!!! I think all is well now, since I sent an extremely long and graphic description of my situation to Mr Tan (hopefully before Mr Eli told him I was being a delinquent!) and he replied with "ok", which, for him, IS AN EXPRESSION OF COMPLETE NEUTRALITY AND LACK OF EMOTIONS AND IT SIGNIFIES HIS UTTER INDIFFERENCE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF MY MORAL CHARACTER. So, he wasn't mad. I think. Anyway, when I made my way back to my bag, I saw Lockin and Jolene looking after it for me! Awwwww how nice :') <3

On to the good part of my day! I studied quite a bit and paid attention in class!!!!! Well I didn't listen much in math and bio, but I really started paying attention during chemistry when I did my 5-minute routine of turning to the left to wake Jolene up AND FOUND HER DOING A MIND MAP!!! I WAS SERIOUSLY SHOCKED. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JOLENE?!?" I SCREAMED INTERNALLY. Then Jolene looked at me and said "what." So I left her alone and tried my hardest to pay attention.

AFTER ALL MAH BORING SERIOUS SHITASS LESSONS WERE OVER, WE HAD CCE IN THE HALL!!!!!!!!!!! It was international friendship day today!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sadly, the only international friend I have is an Australian boy named Ethan, and even so, the last time I properly spoke to him was when I was a baby :'( R.I.P OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. Going back to the story, while I was walking to the hall, I SPIED WITH MY LITTLE EYE: A CUTE WIDDLE BABY EETER DRESSED IN A KHAKI INDONESIAN/MALAY/FARMER/GARANGGUNI VEST AND WHITE CLOTHES!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO KIDNAP HIM THERE AND THEN, but unfortunately, there were other people around him. When I approached him, I also encountered an ancient china Wang Tak conversing with an Ethan Leung! Wang Tak told me to draw a fat viola/violin or something, but in the end I didn't draw it??? In fact, I don't even know what he was talking about?????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE USING QUESTION MARKS TO REPRESENT MY QUESTIONING TONE. Imagine me saying it that way!!!!! OH AND SORRY FOR SPOILING YOUR FAN, WIDDLE WANG TAK :'( I just wanted to show you how a typical tea-lady from the Confucian era would whip out her fan!!!! HEEHEE ANYWAY, I THINK 408'S COSTUME IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!! IT SUITS SUU MON PERFECTLY!! :DDD Sadly, no one could see the design when she did the catwalk down the runway :'( Eh the whole fashion show was SOOOOOOSOOSSOSOSOO BORING! The mike was very muffled and 90% of the contestants looked like garang-gunis. Loin, Ethan, and I just played with my YAGAMI LIGHT NENDOROID while Jolene stared at EeTer with her mouth open, captivated by his charm and seductively strut. I SUSPECT JOLENE IS A CLOSET SHOTACON. ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE, BETTER KEEP YOUR BABY BROTHERS AWAY FROM HER!!!!

After that, I took a bus home with Hyun Hee and Ant and Shao Qing!

Quote of the day: "Please update yuniseandthenoms.blogspot.com !!! ^▽^ Whenever I check and don't see a new post, I starve the slaves that I keep in my basement. Your blog is like a drug that I simply cannot live without. It is my life, my soul. And if you update by today, I will give you $100." -Grace Lee

YAY I MANAGED TO UPDATE BY BEFORE 12AM!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPS XOXOXOXO I DID IT FOR THE SAKE OF ALL MAH BABY READERS <3 OK GOODNIT :)))))))))

ALOHA IN GERMANY MAH FAIR MAIDENS.

Ahhhhhh today was a sort-of-productive-but-then-again-not-so-productive day. It seems like I did a lot of work, but when I think about it again, I REALLY DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! Me and Jolene didnt understand chem at all (because we missed the previous lesson) so we just spent the whole lesson being confused. Well, Jolene slept for 90% of the class while I just TRIED to follow :((((((( (and I took a 5 sec nap but SHHHH). During IH, Nigel and Yuchao graciously let us sit in front and I was REALLY thankful for that since our seats at the back really suck!!! I think the weather was 34 degrees today, and the air at the back was just extremely stifling!!!!! I felt like I was going to die of asphyxiation :'( You're probably thinking "ZOMG IS SHE STUPUD OR WHAT JUST OPEN THE BACK DOOR!!" BUT!!!!!!!!!! Our classroom is WAYYYYY TOO close to the sun, and most of the time when we open the door, I CAN FEEL MY RETINAS BURNING UNDER THE VICIOUS ULTRA-VIOLET CONTAMINATED SUN RAYS!!!!!!!!!!! So it's either death by suffocation or burning/skin cancer. That is why I was grateful for the seats.

After all my incredibly dull lessons were over, IT WAS AEP!!!!!!!!!! I WAS AFRAID MS DING WOULD SCOLD ME SINCE I HAVEN'T STARTED ON ANY OF MAH PREP BOARDS!! AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE 8 PREP BOARDS BY THE END OF TERM 2, WHICH IS JUST CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I just told her my idea (which was quite undeveloped and bad) and she was just......eh. FORTUNATELY, INSPIRATIONS STRUCK ME 5 MINUTES LATER AND WE ENDED UP DISCUSSING ABOUT [HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL] STUFF AND IT WAS GOOD BECAUSE NOW I FINALLY HAVE A SPECIFIC IDEA FOR MAH COURSEWORK :D Basically, I have to do studies on dictators/prominent politicians for now!! It's VERY fun!!! :D Spent 2.5 hours drawing 2 small portraits; one of Mao Ze Dong and one of Adolf Hitler! They aren't really perfect, but I'm still pretty pleased with them :) Of course, my lovely artsy fartsy sissy was very critical, but I don't mind. I prefer constructive criticism to compliments.

OK THAT WAS A LIE. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. THE TRUTH IS.............. I LOVE COMPLIMENTS!!!!!!!!! But they make me complacent :( SO PLEASE ONLY COMPLIMENT MY ART WHEN IT'S REEEAAAAAALLY GOOD AND WORTHY OF PRAISE!!!!!!!! As Tony Tony Chopper would say, "DON'T THINK FLATTERING ME WILL MAKE ME HAPPY, YOU ASSH0L3!!!!!"




Then I watched SuzuHaru and Dexter and ate some cake and then went to sleep.