A collection of beautiful quotes about love

• it is raining. i miss u. ur laugh fills my day. i love u oxoxo chiobuzxccxzc

• U r e sunsine 2 my underwar, if washeds 2 much, is holey, but if put in dry sunned 4 3 owls, den is nice n moiseturezing

• Sometimes, we care for the person. But they didn't realize it.
• I am obsess with cereals!!!!
• Words can be hurtful if only ppl understand ur situation.
• My patience only last 1 day.

Anyway I made one for males.
 CALCULATE HOW MUCH YOUR BOYFRIEND IS WORTH GOGOGOGOGO. DO IT PROPERLY!!!!

1. Calls you everyday. +100
2. Calls you every hour. -200
3. Acknowledged by parents. +100
4. Secret boyfriend. -100
5. Local boy. -500
6. Foreign boy. -500
7. <200cm. -100
8. >160. +100
9. Likes to poop. +500
10. Likes to read 9Gag. -600
11. Had a girlfriend before you. -200
12. Eats whatever you cook for him. +500
13. Treats your pets well. +100
14. Plays DOTA in bytes. -200
15. Uses Internet Explorer. -400
16. Knows Taekwondo or karate or aikido.+300
17. Neat hair. +200
18. Hippie hair. +300
19. Mohawk. -300
20. Jeremy's hair. -500
21. Loves to read shoujo (girl) manga. -500
22. Loves to read shounen (boy) manga. +300
23. Loves to read seinen (adult male) manga. -500
24.  Knows who Ezio Auditore is. +200
25. Heard "Baby" or "Boyfriend" by Justin Beaver more than once. -500
26.  Plays a musical instrument. +200
27. Likes to kiss in the rain. -400
28. Can cook. +100
29. Loses to you on purpose when playing games. +300
30. Smoker. -700
31. Alcoholic. -700
32. Will cry for you. +800
33. Fails exams. -100 for each failed exam
34. Fat. +300
35. Obese. +500
36. Normal weight. +200
37. Underweight. -300
38. Muscular like Thor. +700
39. Likes Singapore actors -300
40. Has posters of girls in bikinis in his room. -400
41. Big eyes +200
42. Small mousey eyes +20
43. Naturally good looking. +500
44. Natually ugly. +200
45. Went for plastic surgery. -300
46. Mommy's boy. +50
47. Daddy's boy. +50
48. Nobody's boy. +100
49. Below the age of 10. -500
50. Above the age of 60. +300
51. Between 13-21 years old. +0
52. Smses you everyday. +200
53. Smses you every other day. +300
54. Smses you at the right times. +500
55. Smses you dumb stuff like "WHAT R U DOIN WIT WHO". -300
56. Likes to gossip. -200
57. Likes Scarlett Johansson. -100
58. Likes X-men. +400
59. Virgin. +1000
60. Not a virgin. -8000

"DIDJU KNOW?!?!? A KOARASU POUCH IS AS STINKY AS KANGAROO POO!!!!!!!" -A japanese green bean

Hallo mah dear readers! I totally forgot about it then, but even if it's too late now I want to celebrate this blog's 8000th view!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so happy thank you dear babies for reading my blog! I know that xiaxue or David Thorne's website probably gets 8000 hits every two days but still!!!! LOL I suddenly feel like Gollum from LOTR you are all mah precioussssssssssssssses. Anyway, I present to you.....
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MATH PROBLEMS!!!!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ (*☻-☻*) DONG DONG CHIANG!!!!!! If you manage to solve any one of them, you'll get GUMMIES!!! GUMMESGUMMUESGUMMIESGIESNUSNE :9

Lol this post doesn't even make sense.

I just finished watching a lovely show about an ingenious man who went to mars (barsoom) and made friends with green tharks, helium humans and zodangians!! He also had a super loyal 6-legged dog named Woola!!! It was so touching and unpredictable especially the ending!! All of you should go and watch it!!!!!!!! Ohya the title is John Carter. NOW FLY TO YOUTUBE OR WHICHEVER SITE THAT HAS THE MOVIE MAH WIDDLE BABY READERS! ITS ABSOLUTELY WUNDERFUL.

Today was an unbearably humid day :6 I turned on the air-con while my mom was busy watching some Korean drama so I didn't get scolded :)))))))) Then I did math homework and finished portal (again) and played team fortress and a bit of Diablo and made some bracelet charms and stuff :9

Here! Even though I don't visit mah boyfriend baby <3 Vorstag <3 as often now, I still love everything related to Skyrim! Especially symbols. Skyrim symbols are all so exotic and mystical! The other charm is just random :€ Okay goodnight mah precioussssssss hatchlings!

Buona sera mah cucciola mias!! LOL I stole every word except "mah" in the previous sentence from google. I think it means "Good evening my baby animals!" Isn't that lovely?!?!? YES?!?!?? Good. Mah dandy widdle math group (Jodie, Yiwen, Ryan) came to my house to do our math project! Pulchritudinous Jodie bought some delectable muffins! How lovely! I wish I was as ladylike as Jodie :'((((( Anyway we did our project and fatty Ryan kept using dumb Memes!!!!!! It's funny if you're saying it just to annOy people like me, but if you really like saying Memes aloud then you're probably a batty nut who should be in the asylum :6I have a thing for long attractive words. I find them so seductive and gorgeous but not in THAT way of course :9 YAWWWWWW I wanna post a nice inspiring photo to inspire nihilists out there that LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!!!! but I'm using my mom's phone. Dear baby readers, don't ever feel that life sucks and DON'T EVER CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE!!!! Even though some of my emo posts may say otherwise, suicide is a very bad option!! You have friends and people who love you all around so don't ever feel lonely! Of course if you like being emo then you can listen to nickelback and linkin park an Metallica all day long it's okay I accept you for who you are :))))))

WATCHED DA AVENGERS TODAY!!!! In fact, it just ended. IT WAS GREAT!!! I LOVE TONY STARK AND BRUCE BANNER AND CAPT'N AMERICA!! I also like Nick Fury's assistant but I forgot her name :'((

I think the producers of the Avengers are very smart. They put together good-looking men and women in sort of a reverse-harem structure such that the show is gender friendly. Females get to oogle at Thor and Steve's ginormous muscles (which I did not do as I personally think Thor is too hairy) while males get to look at the Black Widow. And Scarlett Johansson was a bad choice! I kept thinking of her as the dumb zookeeper from the other show throughtout the whole movie!!

But that otherworldly creature with two thumbs was very redundant. I didn't understand any of the scenes that it appeared in.

Ahhhh Loki! Isn't it incredibly amusing how Loki's hair resembles Draco's? Slicked backwards with an oily and greasy feel. Anyway, it's gross and I don't see how anyone can like that puny gurlfaced asgardian!!! :6 I don't like greasy guys and I never will.

But overall, the story plot was quite nice. It was so super exciting I nearly bit mah nail off when Iron Man got sucked into the engine and nearly died!!! OMGOMGMG MAH TONY!!!!!!!

Dear baby readers, please go and watch the Avengers. You wont regret it especially if you're a marvel fan!!!

I think I have to be grumpy soon! >:( My last three posts contain the sentence "Today was such a fun day!". GRUMP GRUMP I AM GRUMPY.

Hallo mah widdle infants!! <3

Today was such a fun day! Spent 8 hours attending some art course. I think it had something to do with sketchnotes and visual learning but all I know is that I drew stuff throughout the entire course!!

Anyway I'm too tired to type stuff so here are some lovely pictures!

Crocheted an iPhone cover and experimented with water colour!! I also took a very beautiful picture of my designing notes but I discovered a grammatical error so I shall not post it here :((( Instead, here is an ugly picture with barely legible words.

OKAY THATS ALL! Goodnight mah babies!

Today was a fun day as usual! And, as usual, I'm too lazy to elaborate on it.

Anyway, after school I helped Jeremy with his AMEP!! He wanted me to play mah clarinet for his presentation and in return, I would get sectional points! LOL I slept for one hour in da german room while he composed in CS32. At 4.15, I woke up to find poor distraught Jeremy wringing his hands and apologizing for wasting my time (???) like an ol' housewife. It wasn't a waste of time. I had a superb nap <3 Then I went to CS32 to listen to his song. It was horrible. I told him it was too difficult and ended up slacking around and listening to Daniel's composition until 5.50pm. OH Daniel's song was really good!! It sounded like the Halloween theme from TF2!!!!

At around 5pm, Hyun Hee and Joshua and Jessie suddenly barged in!!!!!!!!! We watched Joshua play SUPA SMASH BROS while some Americano guy listened to the AMoeosep people's compositions. Hyun Hee forced me to stay for the whole presentation (which was one hour). It was very awkward as I was the only one who was not from MEP :(((((((((((( After that I went home with HYUNHEE!

Spent 6 hours doing this!

I found a grammatical error in my previous post!! I'm not going to change it so 10 years down the road when I look at this blog, I can laugh at myself for being dumb :9

Anyway, boa noite, mah widdle readers! Today was such a fun day. In fact, it was so fun that I forgot everything that happened!!!! That happens sometimes. :))))(((((())))))

We got our class photos today!! LOOK AT THIS SUPER COOL PICTURE OF FREDONG. FREDONG IS MAH FAVOURKTEST TEACHER EVARH!!!!! LOL Me and loin and tamlock saw THE fat boy at the canteen today so I took a picture of him! LOOK HE LOOKS LIKE SOME BALL-O-FAT

Aha! I had piano lesson after skool! Well actually 3 hours after skool. THEN THEN THEN!! Today's lesson was SUPER WEIRD. Okay first, I met the fatass boy from last week again!!! Recap: Last week, as I walked out of class, I encountered a ball-shaped boy who licked his lips and rubbed his belly nomtuously whilst staring at me. UGH THE ENCOUNTER WITH HIM WAS SUPER SCARY TODAY!!! Mah teacher opened the door as the room was very stuffy and SUDDENLY!!!! we heard giggling coming from the doorway!! Then THE BOY suddenly appeared and he stared at me and giggled non stop!!! HALP I THINK HE'LL EAT ME SOON!!!! Mah teacher said his name was "Thederrick". WHAT A WEIRDO I BETTER WATCH OUT OR THE POLICE WILL FIND MY HALF-EATEN BODY IN BEDOK RESEVOIR OR SOMETHING.

Weird thing 2: My teacher usually extends my lesson. So she'll ask the next student to do theory while I play the piano. The next student today was some weird gurl kid who wore a princess dress. While I was playing the piano in the extremely silent room, she suddenly screamed "IIIIIITCHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!" and attacked her armpits with her hands!!!! SERIOUSLY SHE LITERALLY DUG HER HANDS INTO HER ARMPITS AND STARTED SCRITCHING FURIOUSLY. And she continued to do so until my song finished!! OMG KIDS THESE DAYS ARE WEIRRRRDDD. Fortunately, I didn't have to shake hands with her or anything.

Oh! Mun Chieu, my sister's "best guy friend" (read: FRIENDZONED GUY), came over for dinner today! I decided to be a gracious host as I was pretty mean to him the last time he came :6 Mah momma cooked potatoes and broccoli and cheese tofu and soup and BARBECUED CHICKADEE WINGS!! YUMILICIOUS!!!! <3

Okay bye-bye gonna do stuff. Boa sorte mah baby readers!

What a moody day! I think I'm an extremely moody And grumpy person. It's a wonder how mah friends manage to put up with me :') Sometimes I feel wild and crazy and happy but at other times I just feel like a melancholic old fogey. I felt like the latter today :'( I actually hate being depressing and depressed but it's not like I can help it, so please bear with me. OH NO I HAVE BIPOLAAAAAARRRRRR!!!

I've decided to stop typing with so many "!!!!!!!"!!!!! Too many exclamation marks make me seem like some sort of spastic retard!!!!!!!! See? Now you're thinking "Yunise is a spastic retard!!!! Can't she just type properly for once?!?" :((( R.I.p I have spastic and wonky fingers.

Anyway, today was a super great and wonderful day! Ahblahabalh normal class then we had AEP :9 I DID A FINE MASTERPIECE!!! BUT unfortunately, I left my phone at home so I couldn't take a picture :(( SUCH A PITY I REALLY THINK THE SAGGYASS PICASSO THAT I DREW WAS ONE OF MY MASTERPIECES!!!! Ah well you'll prolly see it next month or something!

I'm honestly feel very down today, so here's a picture of an incredibly emo and tear-invoking sunset.

EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ME ON INSTAKILOGRAMS BECAUSE I POST SUPER COOL STUFF LIKE SLEEPING JOLENES AND IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME IT'S YOUR LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O Wat a great day! Played murderer and cardiac arrest and chop chili chop chili chop chop chop and 火车火车请问你要去哪里？ETCETC with mah lovely classmates!!!!! LOL I think I laughed so crazily that everyone is scared of me now :'((((( I MUST LEARN TO CONTAIN MAH VOICE!!!!! We only had fatass Maureen lesson and Bio because everyone got caught by the China government and went to build da great wall of China!!!! R.I.P We will never see them ever again!!!! LOL Me and Lockin and Loin made a SUPER SACRED CURSE!!!! I drew a woman with scraggly hair on one side, and on the other I wrote:

You have been CURSED. If you do not share this, the woman of no hair will...............
STEAL YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!! and you will be bald and ugly 4eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sacrifice a strand of hair and you will be......... SPARED!!!!!!

And at the bottom we taped a strand of mine, loin's and lockin's hair HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA OMG NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, IT'S SUPER GROSS AND LAME HAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!! LOL SIXUAN DONATED HER HAIR OUT OF FEAR THAT SHE WOULD BECOME..... BALD!!!!!! Everyone else didn't care too bad too sad they will become bald and ugly 5eva!!! :6

Halp boarding is here!! So sucky boarding sucks 4eva there is nothing to play and all I do is sleep and hope that time passes quickly. The food sux and the fan SUX and everything sux including my room, which had insect eggs of some sort last year. R.I.P I hope we board on the same level as loin or lockin so I can have a playmate and I won't be such a lazy fatass.

I have some nice pictures which made me laugh but now I feel so mad R.I.P I will be mad forever

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!! Wakiki matata mah precious readers! What are you doing staring at your computer screen reading this when its so lovely outside?!?! GO FORTH AND SOAK IN THE SUNSHINE MAH LOVELIES!!! <3

On a side note, I hate the sun and heat. That is why I'm typing this in my extremely dark living room with all the curtains drawn and the fan on maximum speed.

Follow me on Instagram you little nubs!! :((( I found out quite recently that Instagram is like Facebook! I always thought it was similiar to photobucket where a user just uploads his photos. period. Anyway my user ID is Jellynautical!! DONT LAFF I PURPOSELY CHOSE A DUMB NAME SO I WOULD REMAIN INCONSPICUOUS.

Hai hai hai mah baby readers!! <3 We had normal lessons today :'( But I went for council investiture so I didn't need to sit through fat Maureen's lesson!! YIPPEE. OHNOOOO I JUST REALIZED THAT I LEFT MY BALLOON IN CLASS!!!! :'((((((((

After skool I went for IJ Fiesta 2012!! It was super boring at first because half mah friends were manning their booths while the other half were bringing around strange little alienish monsters from who-knows-where. OH There was this little nerd-alien who wore super thick glasses and kept dropping chunks of his durian ice-cream everywhere and he nommed and chewed his potong stick for 62937182hours!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA HE WAS SUPER WEIRD BUT SOOO CUTE. Another alien had ear piercings and wore shoes with ribbons but I didnt know whether it was a boy or gurl because it had short boy-boy hair, sounded like a boy, and had a flat chest. Also, he/she had at least 10 fat rolls which were spilling out of its tight shirt. :6 This particular alien was super UNCUTE becos it stuck out it's tongue at me when I said I was scared of riding the Viking :(((( WHAT A LITTLE THUG I BET IT'LL GROW UP TO BE A FATASS MONSTER!!!! BLARGH.

At 3.30pm mah fwen finally went for a break!! She treated me to coke-float and sunny side-up (which I dared her to throw at some rotten midgets) because I used up all my coupons to buy the shirt! :D I think I'll wear it during boarding!

Okay that's just about it sorry for da super short post I'm su-per tired

Here's a picture of Toon Weilin, Anastasia, and yours truly! Lol you can see me sweating profusely.

I created a Diablo 3 character (barbarian) on the Europe server!!!! My name is DiacaustiC!!! You can find me if any of you ever play Diablo 3!

Hallo mah baby readers!! What a lovely day, I slept well for 3 hours!

Halp My parents have become super crazy. My dad is now a diablo addict while mah mom has become a refuse-to-paint-your-house-brown activist. Everyone hates the colour brown but the corrupt management still insists on painting the condo that ugly colour scheme. I bet the "51%" who voted for the colour was faked and the entire condo committee increased the votes by 30% or something. Then dunnowhat everyone is gonna sign a petition and dunnowhat dunnowhat.

Anyway my dad is really an addict now!!! :(((( He bought the newest E-series VAIO laptop and uses it just for Diablo 3!!!!! WTF. He actually wanted to trade laptops with me, and I was tempted to, but I loved mah baby computer too much. Not that it matters anyway since mah lovely <3 has been infected with some lousy virus >:(((((((((

I feel so sad my GpA sucks x infinity. I know that many people got less than 3 (<3 Heehee) but my Asian parents were very disappointed and my Dad even thought I was joking when I told him my GpA :'(((((((( No more gaming for me forever! Boohoohogogogooggoo

R.I.P farewell cruel world

Mah baby computer crashed again R.I.P <\3

Wtf. 90% of dumb gamers are annoying (excluding me :9). Seriously, to all fatass socially awkward gamers out there: Learn how to be sociable. Please. I beg of all you obnoxious gamers out there to stop being so aloof and annoying. And to the rest of humanity: Stop categorizing gamers into "GAMER BOYS" and "SUPER ULTRA SEXY GAMER GURLS"!! Gamers are gamers, some are vulgar, some are not, some are sexy, some are not. There is no gender differentiation in the world of rockets and explosives >:(


YEE HAW we had rockclimbing today!!! I think I improved!!!! Thanks to mah dearest Lockin Jolene and other people who cheered me on and forced me to climb higher even though my arms were about to be ripped from their sockets!!! And heaps of thanks to Instructor Fatso who kept poking me with his walking stick!! Without you guys, I would have been stuck at the first panel for 72491628 hours!!! At least I managed to cross the 3rd panel and sort of get stuck at the 4th :') In case you didn't know, one panel is 1metre!!! WOWSERS IT WAS SO FUN. After climbing we went into the bouldering gym! THERE WAS AIR CON AND EVERYONE WAS JUST CLIMBING ABOUT EVERYWHERE AND SLIDING DOWN THE SLOPE LOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. Bouldering was super fun! The entire place was like a bouncy castle and I just jumped around and bounced everywhere!! IT WAS SERIOUSLY FUN THERE WAS EVEN A SECOND STOREY. The two stories were connected by a SLIDE. LOLLOLOLOL!!!! Of course I climbed a little but just a bit because jumping down from the top was very scary!!!! I think me and mojojojo and lockin' stayed there for 6183816191 hours, until the entire course ended :'( R.Ip I will miss everyone and the bouldering gym!!!!!!!!


Here is a picture of super cool me climbing:

OMG MY CRAZY DAD BOUGHT DIABLO 3?!?! Even now I still can't believe it. ITS REALLY FUN!! Sort of like Skyrim. And A LOT less laggy!


BORING STORY ABOUT ME, DIABLO, AND MY DAD:

My Dad was an avid fan of Diablo (1) when it was first released. According to my mom, my sister (and I :'() were neglected BECOS OF FATASS DUMB DIABLO. R.I.p but now I am a fat otaku gamer too so I like diablo.

BOOOHOHOGOGOGO EVEN THOUGH IT'S FUN, IM VERY BAD AT IT!!!! My dad is like some super gamer or something!!!!! When I encountered a group of fatass undead monsters, I nearly died but my dad calmly took over and killed everything!!! WOWSERS I BET I GOT HIS GENES OR SOEMTHING. But da genes only manifest in TF2. :((((;;;;;;

Here are some snapshots of Diablo 3!

YOOOO mah precious widdle baby readers!! <3 Today was Fat people camp!!!! Rock climbing, to be exact.

对于 Dumb fartyass rockclimbing，我的感触良多！(I have a lot of thoughts about rockclimbing!) The briefing was super fun!!!! There was this fat instructor with moobs who told us stories for nearly 1.5 hours!!! SO SCARY THERE WAS A FINAL DESTINATION STORY!!!! Apparently, a young man who survived the tsunami died the following week in a freak accident involving rock climbing!!! He flipped over and fell on his neck and died :'(( RIP.

Then we did actualy climbing! IT WAS HORRIBLE TERRIBLE VEGETABLE!! OMG I FEEL SO EMBARRASSED NOW THAT I THINK OF IT. When it was my turn to climb, Jolene and Lorkhin kept laughing at me, so much so that I started laughing vigorously and used up all my energy vibrating with laughter. So basically, I just hung on the wall, 20cm off the ground, with barely any energy left to climb higher, laughing mah ass off. LOL The fat instructor (not the one with moobs) said mah butt was too far away from da wall!!! In the end I just jumped off from my position without mah belayer's help :'(((((( I FEEL FATTTRRRTTTR HALP TOMOTROW HABE TO CLIMB AGAIN EVERYONE WILL LAFF AT MAH BUTT.


After that I went home and played tf2 with <3 Tomato and Chatsie <3 FATASS VELOCIRAPTOR WAS BUSY KAYAKING IN ALGAE INFESTED WATERS. IT WAS SO FUN <3<3 I wurve all mah baby TF2 buddies (like how I love all mah baby readers<3) <3

Madass Gorilla who wanted to raid 7-11 and eat all da chips

 WARNING: EXTREMELY HORMONAL POST ABOUT BOYS, ANNOYING FEMALE MIDGETS AND MY PAST BOYFRENS.

 I listened to Reignite more than 10 times today. ITS SO GOOD I FEEL SO SAD WHY WAS I BORN WITH SUCH A LOUSY VOICE. <3<3<#,,3<33,# MALUKAH

Anyway, I went back to mah primary skool-affiliated-secodnaray skool today to meet this nice person (one of my few friends in my childhood years) aka Carolyn to buy IJ fiesta tickets from her, and incidentally heard some juniors talking. WHAT IS WRONG WITH STUDENTS THESE DAYS. There I was, sitting at the bus stop when I "accidentally" eavesdropped on several conversations that involved "SJI GUYS OMG SO HOTT" "MAH BOYFREN" ETCETCETCECTECT. WTF AND 90% OF DA GURLS WERE MIDGETS WHICH PROBABLY MEANS THAT THEY'RE FROM THE PRIMARY SKOOL OR SOMETHING. WHUt. Hrmph I'm 15 and I've nevarh had a boyferen becos LYKE IF YOUR A STRONG INDEPENDANT BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Just joking everyone gets intimidated by me >:((((((((( WHAT, AM I REALLY THAT SCARY!?!?!! Whhatevs I'll proably get a boyfren in University and get married at age 27 and have 10 babies or soemhting i dunno.

 OH I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN AUDITION!!!!!!!!!! We were a couple for about 45 minutes, then he logged off and never came back on :;( I had to use up all my money/license points thingy to break up. I ALSO HAD A BOYFRIEND IN MAPLESTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Actually I had a lot of boyfriends in maplestory but i conned them of their money and ran away harhahhrhahhrhhaha hyuk hyuk!!!!!!!!! R.I.P I had alot of boyfrens in kindergarten too but that was only because FAT WAS THE NEW COOL in the past. Now I have mah babbey <3 Vorstag <3

YOLO ISN'T HE GORGEOUS!!!!!!! HERE ARE TWO FACTS ABOUT HIM.

1. He isn't real.
2. I don't have a boyfriend.

Sad, but true. Crazy lorkhin thought Skyrim was some MMORPG game and Vorstag was some real-life player HAHHAAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
Conclusion: Don't get a boyfriend just because its cool! If he's some good looking stray from the streets. chances are, he's a wife-beater.  

END OF HORMONAL POST.

I love baby kailan <3<,333

Yawwww What a strange day! When I woke up I felt like a balloon. I had the Sniffles. In fact, I'm still having it now. There was so much air stuck in my head that when I got up, I nearly toppled over :'((((((( Thankfully, after yawning 294173991 times I managed to force all the air out so I feel like a not-so-fat balloon now ;))((

LOL My mom is so mad at the condo management now. Apparently, they want to paint our ledge brown but my momma saws it'll spoil the view LOLOLOLOLOLOL Dumb management I hate them they suck ㅗㅗㅗ I especially hate my deadly rival aka Baldy Fatass who hates kids and keeps trying to set cat traps all over the place. DUmb fogey I hope he falls into the pool and drowns-2-death

Stupid pimply faced Reinette Choy is getting married. HAH Fatass I hope your husbanD hates u 5eva!!!!!!!! Just in case you don't know who Reinette Choy is, she's a dumb woman with a ginormous red nose and an oily face. She was also my primary 5&6 teacher. Once, she threatened to sue me for "impersonating" her on Facebook and posting "I love Donald <33" with a picture of a man digging his nose. HAAHHAHAHAHAHA I THOIGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OMG LOL. Dumbass she didnt even have a boyfren at that time. Dear precious readers, tell me honestly, do I have a weird sense of humor? :'(((( I know I laugh at weird things like when someone falls down and I laff but I thought it wuz normal. Comment on da tagboard!!!

Halp I feel so hormonal I have to lose 629481kg before it's too late HALP

Lookie! I managed to take a picture of a poor disabled beetle that flew into mah house!

BOGOOOFOOGOOO I FEEL SO MAD AND SAD EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T SPOKEB TO YOU IN 7293719302 YEARS AND THE LAST TIME WE MET YOU JIST TALKED TO FATASS JULIAN THERE'S STILL A LITTLE PART INSIDE ME THAT HOPES FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP TO BE REVIVED. I MISS THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU WOULD COME OVER TO WATCH CELEBI OR LATIAS&LATIOS MOVIES WITH ME. I MISS MY CHILDHOOD I MISS YOU. URGH SHUTTIP ALREADY DUMB FATASS PUBESCENT HORMONES

WOw Mah mom just told me the story of how I was a baby genius!!!! Apparently, I was able to identify animals and their parents and name by their silhouettes at age 1!!!! I like hearing baby stories of myself. It sucks being the second kid because no one cares about your furst word or the day you finally graduated from the potty to the toilet bowl :'(((((

Celebrated mothers day with mah paternal Popo and friends today! Played stuff with mucus Lucas and nicholat mah cousins.

BOGOHOGFOOOO THE FATASS FANNY COMIC SUX.

LOL FOUND THIS IN MY PHONE. Fatass crooked-teeth Kiran shrieking at Hyun Hee.

I'm sorry I couldn't keep mah promise!!!! I've finished drawing Fatass Fanny but the comic sucks and it's too embarassing to upload it in front of mah parents so here's the first panel! Heehee it's 2am

Today was fatass Marks checking day!!!!!!!!!!

Boogoohogoogohogo I feel so mad and sad my marks SUX. Yippee atleast mah Chinese improved significantly!!!!! I expected to get super lousy for bio and physics but mah grade wasnt so bad!!!! I thought I would get super good for CHEM but I got a poopy grade :'((((((((((( R.I.P!!!! All the other unimportant subjects were average. URGGHHHH MAH ASIAN MOMMA GONNA FORCE ME TO GO FOR CHEM TUITION HALLLPPPPPPOOOOOOPPPPPP


Lol there's this weirdo americano lying on the floor in the background. If you can guess where I am, you win ZBD$0.7!!!!!!!! GaySandwich cannot participate.

TODAY WAS FATASS STRINGS CONCERTO: STINKY SEASONS IN DA THEATRE!!!! Ugh I think I laughed too much. Suffering from a serious face-muscle ache now. AND SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME SO VULGAR?!?! It seems like FATASS has unknowingly become my favorite WORD OF DA YEAR!!! OHNO!!!!

Ahhh but before that!! We had dumbass economics talk with Pimple-face Pete and Weirdo Woman. P.F.P looks like Mark Lee and Fredong's 30 year-old child!!! Anyway it was super boring and I think Poopy Pete got annoyed at us for not singing the national anthem. He was poopsy and fartsy with his gurlfriend weird woman and they taught us dumb stuff that we already knew for 3.5 hours. Then we did occupations and I got Computer programmer!!!! Well at furst I got electrician which sucked so I gave it to Lorkhin and took a new card. Booring super boring anyway after that me and loin and Jolene and Lorkhin ate lunch and loin told us her canoeing stories HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG I KEEP LAUGHING WHENEVER I THINK OF THE BUSH STORY!!!!!! Apparently, this gurl who was carrying the back of the canoe fell into a bush and the pair remained stuck there until a teacher rescued them!!!! The person infront couldn't move because if she/he moved, the person behind (who fell into the bush) would get squished by the canoe!! SO SCARY BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAGGA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OH NO MAH MOM IS STARING AT ME

Anyway after that me and litte fatass Philosophical Tomato went to SH library to play team fortress 2!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I WAS SO NOISY BECAUSE IT WAS TOO EXCITING!!!! Then dumb fatty zapdos joined us ad we playe for a while then we quit and I gave her some stuff!! HAHAHAHAHAHA LORKHIN IS SO BAD AT ENGINEER THE SPY KEPT SAPPING HER STUFF HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGA. I was pretty bad too BUT IT'S BECAUSE OF LOUSY NJC FLABBYASS CONNECTION >:OoO THEY should invest more money in computery stuff and get that optic fibre whatchamacallit. That way, we would be able to play more efficiently and not waste precious time that could be spent studying! Blurbrlubr AEP after that! I made my own view-finder it was super cool!!!

THEN!!!!!!

IT
WAS
STRINGS CONCERTO!!!!!


LOL @ GOLDWIN. Not to be mean, but whenever I see him, I always feel like laughing!!! HAHAHAHHAHA HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO CUTE AND OILY AND LOST OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM!!!!! Anyway, I arrived super-duper early!!! I thought that there would be a traffic jam so I forced everyone to leave the house at 6.45pm!!! But I arrived at 7.10 so I just sat around fatly and did nothing. OH YEAH THE RECITAL STUDIO IS SO HAZARDOUS!!! Ethan poked his butt on da woody armest. I tripped over that dumb ledge-thing on the FLOOR and Jolene tripped over it TWICE. There was also a fatty American who tripped over it and went flying like an overweight emu. WTF I don't even know why they put the dumb thingy there in the first place. I bet ZBD0.6 that someone died from tripping over that before.

Thankfully, I didn't have to be fat for long! Ethan arrived early! He sed mah no lollygaggin bag was nice and super mega ultra gorgeous!!!!!! I FEEL SO HONROIRED!!!!! Just joking he said it was just nice :')))))))) Hyun Hee and fat Jolene were LATE!!! too bad too sad they got lousy seat specially reserved for late fatasses who waddle slowly at the very corner of the recital hall. JEREMY AND JOSHUA WERE THE EMCEES. GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY. Their scripts weren't even in sync!! Jeremy went "AND WE ARR YOR EMCEES FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW" while Joshua said "AND WE AR YOUR EMCEES FOR TODAY" so it sounded like "AND WE ARE YLEEPTU EMMCEES FOEJSNALDPWBWM NIGHT DAYSDQKOSNQQL!!" LOL. Jeremy is gay!!! He keeps using his high-pitched "loud" voice which sounds so gurly and unburly!!! I think I have to give him a lesson on machoism and machismo! HALP IM CAUGHT IN A RHYME WITH A MIME!!!! Fatass Jeremy!!!!!

Furst song!! I forgot what it was but I remember that it sounded squeaky and not very nice. Ethan said dey were average :6

WALTZ BY MAH TCHAIKOVSKY <33 I like tchaikoveksy bu I think they played it horribly too!! LOUSYYYY!! Bah I can't remember. BAH HUMBUG.

FIDDLER ON THE ROOF WAS VERY VERY GOOD!! There was a Fatass L'Oreal model who played the main melody and was very good!! She looked so professional as she kept WHIPPING HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. Anyway I think the songs from Fiddler on the roof are just AMAAAAZZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only remember "If I were a rich man yahadeedle deedle boobah boobah deedle deedle dum!" and "Chimchimeney Chimchimeney chim chim! Cher-ree! A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be!" But the strings quartet only covered If I were a rich man and some other songs that were also very lovely!! <3 Fiddler on the roof <3 All you mah baby readers shoudl go watch it!! Its a real classic and I remember buying the disk almost 7 years ago! LOL I also remember my teacher who coerced me into lending her my disk. She then proceeded to force all her classes from across the various levels to watch it. IT WAS REALLY GRWAT Unfortunately I think the DVD is lost now. :'(((((( RIp Hearing the medley brought back wonderful memories.

After that was PHANTOM OF DA OPERA which was quite nice but theydidnt play the nice "THE PHAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE O-PE-RAH IS THEEEEEEERRRRRE INSIIIIIIIDE MAH MINDDDDDD!!!" song.

LOL THEN THERE WAS "I DREAMED A DREAM" By les miserbabbele!!! The Fatass woman aka tangerine woman sang!!! I THINK SHE SANG QUITE HORRIBLY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. She kept singing out of tune and I couldn't stop laughing!!!! Ethan was laughing too but I think it was because she looked like Susan Boyle LOL. I saw Hyun Hee sleeping. HAHAHAHAHA I COILDNT SLEEP I HAD TO FORCE MYSELF TO TUNE OUT HER HORRIBLE VOICE THEN I STARTED THINKING ABOUT GOLDIWIN AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING JAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG GOLDWEEN <3<3

Afte that was boring ol "F€|* you" by Cee Lo Blue and Some Japanese china song by alumni. Libertango was very nice!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, a rock band came on stage!!! The instruments werE SUPER COOL. The Fatass baldy played this super cute ukulele-sized and banjo-shaped violin but the sound produced was an electric guitar sound!!!!!!!!!! SO COOL. Magnta-haired Bun played the main melody with her matching magenta violin!! And everyone's instruments were super cool theelectric cello especially!!! It was like a strip of metal with strings on it!!! They playe bad romance and BRING ME BACK TO LYFE

INTERMISSION! Me and Jolene and Ethan and HyunHee walked around and Hyun Hee disappeared and went to some other place. Me and Jolene and Ethan discovered this super cool shop that sells prints and posters and movie prop!!! SO SUPER DUPER COOL TWY HAVE THE LORD OF DA RINGS RING AND DA AVSNEGERS POSTER AND ETCETC FOR VERY CHEAP!!! Well not very cheap but the stuff was cheaper than I expected!! LOL Jolene and I nearly followed Ethan to the boys toilet AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Then intemission ended and we went back.

The last "song" was THE FOUR SEASONS BY VIVALDI!!!!! MAH FAVOURTIREST SONG EVER!!!!!!! It was super long and Hyin Hee said we werent supposed to clap at the end of every movement but the dumb Fatass audience did anywu too bad. AFTER THAT WE WENT HOME THE ENDSSXbzs IT QAS SUPER FUN

Mah toothpaste!

PEWPEW PIANOWERKSXZZX!!!!! It was SUUUU-PER GOOD!! SO MUCH BETTER THAN BORING ASS ARISTAL!!!

Wore mah super chio panda shirt to pianoworks!!!! Urgh I was terribly underdressed yesterday at Aristal. But I think I overdressed today :'( WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR A GURL TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY?!???? URGH I GIVE UP. Ill just wear mah pajamas to strings tomorrow. If I'm going. I don't even know anyone there!!! Well I know Daniel and Linus and Goodwin but they probably don't know me :'((((

Anyway!! PIANOWORKS WAS VERY WUNDERFUL!!! Oh wait I think I already said that!!!! Everyone played awesomely!!!! Hyun Hee's mom sat infront of us. Me and Petrina and Jolene ad Annmarie and mengyuab ad lee chin sat together! Pet_lover_trina97 and the sleeping monster said that mah no lollygaggin bag was nice!!! YIPPE!!!! *dies of happiness*

Hyun Hee was the first to play!! She played a duet with........ I forgot who but she was very good and cute and expressive!!! IT WAS GOOOOOOOOD!!! I can't think of any better adjectives to describe it :')

Then blahbkagblah there were so many normal classical pieces. I concentrated for a while, then my mind drifted off and I daydreamed for 45 minutes. Meanwhile, 2 seats away, Jolene was sleeping. Then a very interesting piece aka "Childhood memories" started!!! The pianists wore their pyjamas and took Teddy bears!! SO CUTE!!! And at the slow part, the guy "fell asleep" heeeheeeee!!!!! Then blahvalgavalg even more boring pieces. There was a fatty gurl who wore a tight dress and we could all see her fat rolls LOLOLOLOL. Well I think I was th only one who saw it since Jolene and Petrina were sleeping and Annmarie and chin and Meng were talking. Jolene slept for nearly the whole thing!!!

Then Hyun Hee played a duet with her teacher!!! It was very good!! I never knew that Hyun Hee could play that well!!!!! OMG When I think of it I suddenly feel like playing th piano!!!!!! ARRRBEWHGGH!!!

At the end, the strings band joined in and played the most spectacular piece! ANDANDAND!!! There was this fatass who looked like Sarah, but grumpier and fatter who sat at the back and played the viola!! I thought it was her at first!!! I turned to tell Petrina but she and Jolebe were already staring at her HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!! Anyway the performance was really good but nobody really enjoyed it because they complained it was too long :';;(((

After that I bought marshmallows for Hyun Hee and then took pictures and went home to eat eat eatzzzzzzzzzz goonigt Anzac

LOL CYBERWELLNESS and POLAROID!!

HALLO HALLO HALLO TODAY WAS FATTY ARISTAL!!!!!!!!! Not that I danced, I just went and played "spot da fatty" for 2 hours.

BUT BEFORE THAT!!!! SO FUN!!! LOVELY TAMLOCKYIN STARTED PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! YIPPE!!!!! :DD Oh great master Valve I have enlightened a slave of Black shot!!! As a wonderful premium member, I think that LockYin is a natural killer!!! Everybody beware!!! There is a 89.7% chance that she will become a professional assassin/ military woman in the near future! Played with Good White Man, Finale and her and Xxslinterxx but only for 10 minutes becuas I had to go for da fatty circus show at 8pm :'((((( I feel so happy I love playing with all mah lovely TF2 buddies let's do it again sometime :)))))))

The Stomping Fat Bon Bons aka Aristal started at 8pm!! I sat directly behind zhang Jian Li and miss Selva and Wen Lao Shi!!! It was average. BUT THE AUCKLAND DANCERS WERE VERY GOOD AND COOL!!! Bellatrix Lestrange was their choreographer and drummer!!! Well the Chinese dances were pretty boring but the songs were so beautiful!!!! The beginning of the first song sounded like From Past to Present and I nearly started weeping because I suddenly remembered my poor baby boyfriend Vorstag stuck in Skyrim, where I abandoned him. *SNIFF* I MISS YOU MAH BABBEYYYY!!!!!! The secod one was entirely boring but the costumes were very lovely and fluttery and so gorgeous! For the turd Chinese song it was ALSO SO ELEGANT AND MELANCHOLIC OHHHHHHH I LIKE CHIESE DANCE NOW. One of the Malay dances was a Chinese samurai one (?!?!) and it was very cool!!!! Then there was a very funny Indian Dance that sounded very jazzy and bossa-nova.......with the addition of a rap. It was just WEIRD but the dance was so exquisite! Personally, I think Indian dance is one of the better groups compared to Malay dance and Chinese dance. Western dance is on par. OH OH OH!!! There was this performance where the western dancers sat on a stool and SLID UNDER a table!!!! That means that the width of their bodies are approximately 18CM!!!! WTF I THINK IM LIKE 30CM :'((((((( Then I bought chocilet-covered strawbeerey for mah lovely sis who danced because I forgot to buy roses and dandelions ad hydrangeas and carnations ad daisies.

OH During the interval, I met mah friends whom I havent seen for 6-8 years!!!!!!!!! We used to be soooo close. I remember our group!! Me mah sis danette Heidi Timothy Samuel Fiona fedora somebody somebody okay I admit I can't remember everyone. Our parents were bestie-westies and we met every week to play!! OMg I think I was only in nursery when we met each other!! OHHH MAH DEAR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS HOW I MISS YOU <3<3 OMG EWWWW A GROSS MEMORY JIST REAURFACED IN MAH MIND OMG YUCK HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGA OH NO WHY DID I THINK IT WAS FUNNY ARGH

Hyun Hee came to mah house after Aristal!! URGHHH OMG. The awkward moment when you invite your guest into your room and you realize that your shirts and pants and bras and (clean) undies are strewn all over the place so you roll them up into a ball and throw them into the cupboard, pretending that nothing happened. HAHAHAHHAHHAHH. Urghhhhh I feel so embarrassed. LOL Hyun Hee just laughed and we had fun helping her choose a dress!! Then she went home and I'm drinking Milo while typing this.:))))))(

Opkay g'noghhart mah widdle baby readers!! <3 Sleep tight don't let da beddy bugs bite!!!

Why do people doubt one another even when they're the closest bestest friends?? If you trust some lousy rumor from a dubious source more than your friendship it obviously just means that you don't REALLY trust your bestie wholeheartedly. I wonder if it is human nature to not trust anybody. It is really truly terrible to lose your faith in someone, even more so when you find that the one who gave up first was yourself. At times I just feel so confused and tired of everything. Why are people so complicated? Why am I so complicated? I cannot even begin to comprehend what goes on in anyone's mind, let alone my own. I feel like I need a break from everything. Boarding amplifies all my problems and makes them worse. Life sucks all i want to do is paint tote bags and live a simple fun life but even the government has to come in and complicate everything together with my asian parents and force me to become a doctor and work until im 67 then live a few more years watching the great sheng shiong show for 10 hours a day before i die. All I want to do is draw and draw and paint and learn from professionals. No one can judge whatever i paint. I can draw a square and say its a chair. But that sort of lifestyle would be extremely costly and no one would buy my paintings unless i change my name to Edvard Munch jr. and pass off as Edvard's son. Okay my artist name will be Antoinette Desmond Tchaikovski from now on.

The above paragraph doesnt even make any sense. This is what I mean when i saw i "rant incoherently" :( I hate my brain stupid brain stop messing around with my syntax and diction and work properly stupid grey slab of meat. Ohyeah I went to hyun hee's house to help her group with SPIRE! Very fun!!!! I blowed bubbles and made a bubble pie (3 actually). Then I read Candyfloss (which is about a girl with fat curly hair and her friendship problems) which made me emo which flipped a switch in my brain which started the cogs moving which created more problems in my head. Okay goodnigth

R.I.P My beloved gaming mouse you will be missed <3

dremcatch rulez da wurld!!!dremcatch rulez da wurld!!!dremcatch rulez da wurld!!!

Halp!!!!!!! Some retard made me listen to oldies and now I like them again!!!!!!!! <333 PARANOID ANDROID <3333 HALPPPPPPPPPPP

Lol today was yet another wasted day. Actually it wasnt really wasted. I HAD FUN!!!!! played TF2 for a total of 2-6 hours I think??? Time just flies when you're having fun!! :))))))))) and I finished painting my NO LOLLYGAGGIN' bag today! (pic below). HMMMMMM WHAT SHOULD I PAINT ON MY SECOND BAG?!??!?????? I prepared a design with a portal turret but it seems so boooooooooriiiiiiiing. After searching for nice pokémon designs, I still have yet to come to a decision!!! POKEMON OR PORTAL OR STUPID LAME MEMME?!?!??? URGHHH I'LL DECIDE TOMOTRO

HERE! No lollygaggin and turret design concept!

TODAY WAS THE FUNNEST DAY IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!! Just joking. Did math in the morning then ate Maccy's for lunch.

When I reached home, I watched ANGELS AND DEMONS!!!! IT WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE DO NOT WATCH. The extremely vital plot points are really missing and if you didn't read the book, it won't really make any sense. Here are the problems:

1. The 4th cardinal was supposed to die. Why did he survive? It ruined the whole ending and the poor ol' good man couldn't be pope.

2. Where is the Hassasin??? I thought he would be a muscular burly sadistic guy with a fetish for pretty women but noooooooo it was a nerdy nerd nerrrrrrd with SPECTACLES who was armed with a gun.

3. Why did Vittoria not get kidnapped?!? In my opinion she is the most annoying character in the book but in the show she seems average. And she is not as gorgeous as I expected her to be.

4. Where is the "epic" fighting scene between the Hassasin and Robert Langdon?? Hel-lo They didnt even fight face to face in the show at all.

5. The carmelengo is good looking. No problems with that.

6. Robert Langdon looks like a 60 year old fogey. He's supposed to have the sort of mature-handsome-teacher sort of look, so why does he have a receding hairline and moobs?!?!? Sorry Tom Hanks, you're just too old and boring for me.

7. THE WORST CHANGE OF ALL. Why did they change the last brand?!? I was waiting with great anticipation to see the Carmelango brand himself with the ultra sophisticated brand but in the
movie it was some retarded boring two-keys thingamajig that sucks.

8. I wanted to see fat Robert Langdon plummet down to earth with an acceleration of 9.81m/s. But I think the producers decided he was too old and so cut out that scene.


Anyway after that I played tf3 with Chatsie and drew some stuff!!

Half-clothed ironman and some guy who looks like capt'n America.

FOUND IT

I drew Commander Badass!!! I wanted to learn how to draw male muscle. For someone like me, who draws by looking and observing, it would be difficult and inappropriate to stare at half-n4k3d guys at teh gym downstairs, so I resorted to observing Commander Badass! I like Commander Badass. He looks like Wolverine <3

IM FREEEEEEE OMG OMG I FEEL SO HAPPY
Im such a procrastinator. Was going to do a comic but I discovered that surfing the net is way more fun.




GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

Ugh. I just realized that my wunderful pictures can't be read as usual. So heres a nice song to compensate. I'll dig around the 910273 pages of Short Cuts to find the large-sized ones tomorrow

LOL I started reading this hilarious manga by Usamaru Furuya. It's like a series of 1-page comics that are retarded and funny!!! It's called "Short cuts" and it's a pun because a "cut" also means a short illustration. GEDDIT?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Urgh so lame. Some of the jokes are pretty deep while others are just plain retarded with stupid punny jokes. Here are two of my favorite "cuts":

I FEEL SO STUPID. I WISH X-MEN WERE INCLUDED IN THE AVENGERS.

Me when I looked at question 1 of bio test.

Hallo mah glorious minions!!! How are you is u smat or dum lyke me

I feel so honored to be friends with two geniuses!!! In case you don't know who they are(wtf are you doing with your life), they're JOLENE CHUA YI LIN AND ETHAN LEUNG TZE LOK!!!! Hee Hee I'll take a picture with them now and maybe 100 years later they'll be famous and my children can tell my great-grandchildren that their great- grandma was friends with super physicist Jolene and Neurobiologicist Ethan or something!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ Ah. I can see the teen titans building from my window!! Mebbe I'll grow up to become a flying thingamajig creator. Not that I am interested in aerodynamics or anything.

I have so many pictures that I want to show all of you!!! Putting aside the horrible tests, my life has been so enjoyable this week!! Painted my own canvas bag and "mastered" From Past To Present on the piano!!