"On a day with heavy, heavy rain, when you're soaked to the skin, it's okay even if you cry. Regain lost ground when it clears up" -SID

Ahhhh, today is such a muddled day. On some days, I feel so connected to everyone and on other days, I just feel so detached, as if the only thing holding me to my body is a fragile little thread. Today is, unfortunately, the latter.


AHAHHAHAHAHAH I STOPPED BEING EMO LOL I FEEL SO HAPPY NOW YAY YAY YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY OMGGGG I PASSED MY GRADE 7 PIANO EXAM!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY SUPER HAPPY NITEZ

Good morning baby readers!!! OI DUMB JEREMY PLEASE UPDATE UR FAT BLOG I HAVE NOTHING TO READ IN THE MORNING

Yaw I am so bored I had a really bad dream :'( I was super pissed when I woke up, but I forgot why. And thank God for dear Farah who woke me up! I think I'll be late everyday if not for her <3 OMG MY WHOLE ROOM IS IN A MESS AND IM GOING TO BE LATE BYE

I nearly forgot! Here's the AEP assignment that I did last night! I know it's not totally awesome or anything, but I hope it'll improve as the project goes on. And I aspire to be as good as Glen Heng!

READ THIS POST AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION IT'S TOTALLY R21!!!!!!

THE LONG AWAITED LAST GROSS POST ON MY BLOG.

<3 Special post dedicated to my BFTs Loin&Lockin and Mojojojo and baby Munkey Victoria and Wu JieYong <3!

Theme: LAST PERVERRT POST 5EVA

OMG. Everyone keeps accusing me of being a pervert, but the truth is, THEY'RE ALL PERVERTS!!!!!!(Especially Loin who loves to talk about REAL LOINS) >:'(((((((( And EW I was suddenly reminded of the disgusting Andrea manga. Not to sound like a pervert who regularly reads R21 yaoi mangas, BUT THERE WAS A F*CKING DISGUSTING SCENE OMG IM GONNA PUKE

OKAY. This will be the last perverted post 5EVA. ON MY BLOG. OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE PERVERT FAD DIES DOWN. AND I WANT TO CLARIFY SOME THINGS.

1. I am NOT a pervert!!! ;'( Just because I write about puberty all day long and didn't want to give my male character pants doesnt mean I'm a pervert!! I'm actually a normal 15-year-old teenager who likes manga. NOT the R21 ones.

2. I only talk about gross stuff because its N-O-R-M-A-L. Everyone is undergoing puberty. Hence, everyone loves to talk about gross stuff. On a side note, I can't wait for ChanSY to give us the s3x talk! Not that I am a pervert or anything.

3. I AM REALLY NOT A PERVERT I SWEAR!!!! TO PROVE IT, I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT SICK STUFF HERE 5EVA. Or at least until I have another gross encounter ;9



A poem I made for my B.F.Ts who forced me to dedicate a post to them <3:

My baby Loin,
who loves Loins,
and forces people to draw loins,
and talks to Siri about loins. <3

My baby Lockin,
Who is really a demon baby
with a pet monkey
named Lisa Liu. <3

I LOVE LOINS, I LOVE LOINS x3
(Back-up singers: KAWAII DESU KAWAII DESUU)
[repeat 3 times]


Okay baby readers! This is the end of the smuttiest post on yuniseandthenoms.blogspot.com! Stay tuned for more totally innocent and pure stuff <3

IMPORTANT NOTE TO WIDDLE BABIES GOING FOR THE BAND CONCERT: To see me and fat Sherlyn, please sit at the middle block, a little closer to the college mission!!!! If you sit at the block closer to the college logo, all you'll be seeing will be our backs :(

HALP BABY READERS I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!! While I was washing Lego today, my sister said in a very serious tone, "Yunise....I have to show you something." and I was like "Whut" and she went "HEEEEEREEEE!!!!" and she shoved this piece of paper with a picture of a woman's butt (THAT part) into my face!!!!! Apparently, its her art homework or something?!?! YECK. OMG IM GONNA PUKE. DEAR READERS, DON'T TAKE ART WHEN YOU GO TO SH!!!!!!!!

Ew I just found an insect in my pumpkin dessert.

Oh yeah, formal dinner!! My mom actually got this super elegant and rustly layered turquoise dress for me but I was too fat to fit into it ;'(((((( ARGH I FEEL SO SAD IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! So I chose another one which I thought was pretty okay, but mah sissy said it sucked and I looked like shit in it!!!!!!!!!!! ;'((((((((( WAAAHHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. OOOOOHH. I HAVE TO GO ON A DIET. I tried out the band concert outfit today!!! I LOOKED LIKE A F*CKING FAT CLOWN. HALP HOW DOES ONE LOSE 5 KG IN 2 DAYS HAAAAAAAALPPPP

Heehee celebrated mah Granddaddy's BARFDAY!!! AND OMG SAW MAH BABY BROTHER DRIVE THEM HOME!!! *SNIFF* HE'S ALL GROWN UP NOW!!! <3

Ugh. Doing. My. AEP. Homework. Nitezzzz

Zeitmusik just ended!!! IT WAS SO FUN!!!!! Three fat people said that they saw my "flower dress" BUT I WASN'T EVEN WEARING A DRESS!!! >:((( BAAAAAAH FAT ETHAN SAID THAT MY SPECTACLES, MY SKIRT, AND MY OUTFIT WAS WEIRD!!!! WHATEVS YOUR SHOES WERE WEIRD!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Then Zeitmusik started! I feel so cheated Hyun Hee and Nicole played the same piece from Piano Ensemble!!!! Anyway Nicole made alot of mistakes :'(((((

Omg. I just caught a glimpse of the reflection of my disgusting glasses. Halp I'm gonna puke weuuurghhh

Then there was a violin thing! But I forgot how it sounded like. :(

AFTER THAT THE WUNDERFUL SINGER CAME OUT!!!!! Isaac Ho, with Jasmine lee as the viola player and Hyun Hee as the pianist! Oh, his voice was so captivating! And Hyun Hee played very well!! It was some weird French(??) song?? I think it was a hymn! All I heard was "JESUS CHRIST". Heehee I suddenly thought of Chester the ex-choir president!!

Then blurbblrurbrblurb there were a few totally forgettable performances before the Debussy song like boring old farty Mozart!! HAHAHAHAH THE EXPLOITED LABOURER JAMADEUS GOZART HAD TO ROLL OUT THE HARP. OMG I FEEL SO BAD ME AND ETHAN KEPT LAUGHING AT JEREMY. Anyway, the harp looked so magnificent! Contrary to the synopsis in the program booklet, I think the song was very tragic!!! It sounded like those sad medieval funeral songs!!! Hyun Hee said it was boring :6

After the teachers' performance, there was this super cool performance titled, "Echo sonata for 2 unfriendly groups of instruments"!! IT WAS SO CUTE AND FUNNY. Mr Seow AKA our masterclass teacher played the oboe!! There was a trombone, french horn and trumpet in the brass section, and a oboe, flute and bassoon in the woodwinds! HAHAHHA The woodwinds kept trying to play cutely but the dumb Fatass brasses kept making horrible farty noises!!! HAHAAHA EVERYONE COVERED THEIR EARS WHEN THE TROMBONE PLAYED. LOL Then at the end a gangster came out!!!!! HAHAHAH I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT BUT THE GANGSTER LOOKED LIKE JOEY.

Aha there was a short intermission! Visited the poster shop. Fat Ryan said "BOO" to me and his spittle dribbled on my face!! GROSS. He booed Ethan too. I bet there's spit on your neck Ethan!!!! AND THERE WAS A CRAZY DEMON BABY WHO WAS WEARING A SKIRT SIMILAR TO MINE!!! She kept throwing her baby towel on the floor!! I think she was trying to communicate with us!! LOL She attempted to follow us but her momma called her and the intermission ended
Bleeuurghh there was one boring performance before ISAAC HO APPEARED AGAIN!!! This time he was with a girl who had an angelic soprano voice!!! HAHAHAHA THE SONG WAS SO CUTE AND WEIRD. The duet was amazing and extremely beautiful but the girl solo was better! The lyrics were like this:

"Jupiter has seven suns or is it nine? Saturn has a billion, trillion sixty-nine; And ev'ry one is a little sun, with six little moons of its own! But we only have one! Just think of all the fun we'd have if there were nine! Then we could be just nine times more romantic! Dogs would bay 'till they were frantic! We'd have nine tides in the Atlantic! The man in the moon would be gigantic! But we have only one! Only one!"

HAHAHHAAHA IT WAS SO ADORABLE I LIKE HOW THE GIRL SANG IT.

Oh! Next was some construction site thing!! It was VERY GOOD. They used the piano to imitate the machines working in a cotton mill and it really sounded like the real thing!!! And the people used their elbows and palms to play it!! Plus, Hyun Hee told me later on that they really hit the correct notes with their elbows! WOW. You can hear it on YouTube, it's called "North American Ballads - Cotton Mill Blues for double piano.

Then it was the best program of the evening!! The Living Room Music!! HAHAHAHHAHA LOL IT WAS COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL WE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING IN THE FIRST MOVEMENT. It was sort of an acapella thing? The crazy girl with pigtails kept going "WHeeEeEeeeWWWW" and rolling her head about HAHAHHAHHAA AND THE FAT ASS GUY LOOKED LIKE PATWICK <3 "The world was round, around and around, around and around...." HEEHEE IT WAS SO FUNNY AND CUTE

Seow Yibin appeared again before JOSHUA TAN'S PERFORMANCE!!!! BoooOOoooOOo I think they should have given Joshua a solo! All I remembered were the strings. GACK THE WHOLE THING ENDED SO QUICKLY! The awards ceremony was suuuuper boring. SO SAD POOR EXPLOITED JEREMY DIDNT WIN ANYTHING!!!! SAAAAAADDDDDDD. Fat Hyun Hee was being a gangster while everyone was serious LOL. Then it really ended!

Went home with fat Hyun Hee on the bus!!! LOL WE TALKED ABOUT DUMB STUFF AMD I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY THAT SOME MIDDLE AGED WOMAN TURNED AROUND TO GLARE AT ME ;"((((( After that I bought lemon juice from 7-11! OH YEAH GROSSSSS. DIDJU KNOW?!?!? 7-11 puts weird stuff at the counter at night!!!! There were these vodka shots alcohol thingy and c*nd*ms!!! YECHYECHYEHCYECKKKK GROSS!!!!!!!! 



OKAY NIGHTZ MAH WIDDLE BABY READERS THIS POST IS SO LONG!! IF YOU SKIPPED EVERYTHING, IT'S OKAY I FORGIVE YOU :'))))) GOODNIT I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Today is such a beautiful day! But let me tell you all about yesterday first! Mom and Dad bought delicious food from Chomp Chomp(Is that how you spell it?) + Ritz apple strudel!!!! And we watched More Than a Thousand Words which was super nice!!!!!!!! The apple strudel was heavenly <3 And we also watched a bit of the Hunger Games! The end!

HALP!!! I still don't know what my dad's job is!! I tried asking him but he said to see for myself. All I know is that for every 2 weeks he works, he gets 2 weeks worth of holidays!!! URGH MY DAD IS SO LUCKY IT'S NO WONDER HE CAN PLAY DIABLO ALL THE TIME.

I feel strangely at peace today. When an annoying midget kicked my shin not too long ago, I didn't punch her!!!! Ahhhhh It's such a relaxing feeling (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=) I'm going for Zeitmusik later so I'll talk about mah wonderful day in the next post! Bye, and have a nice day mah baby readers!

A shocked fatass monster caught in the act of rummaging through my bag <3 and the same fatass being a pervert and stalking me in da toilet.

OMG AAAAAAAAAAGK PLEASE TELL ME I DID NOT WRITE THE PREVIOUS EMOTIONAL POST ITSMSO HORMONAL AND EMBARRASSING AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHU

Wtf I suddenly feel so f*cking pissed nobody ever cares about me. Sometimes I just feel like I don't exist. All I want is just a little attention. No one even noticed that I changed my glasses. No one knows what I like. No one truly knows anything about me. It's scary, knowing that you could just disappear and no one would care. Huh A little midget asshole just stole my swing. I was walking towards it when she just sat on it like some little sh*t. I hope you fall off and graze your fuglyass wrinkly knee. Omg shit I've become an uncouth annoying typical teen. Okay bye life SUX

Ahhhh Cohen's Masterpiece is so soothing! Urgh Haven't practised the piano since Tuesday, so when I tried playing all my pieces, they sounded horrible :( HALP I FEEL SO EMOTIONAL MY FINGERS SUCK I WISH I HAD HYUN HEE FINGERS I WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING NICE FOR A CHANGE :'((((((((((((((((

WEerggh I feel like puking. My green glasses sort of broke so I'm wearing my yelloew ones with lenses of different degrees now. EveRyThignG iS fl0AtiNg ab0Ut!!!!!! Just joking!!!!!!!!!!! I only feel nauseous because I've been staring at the computer screen and reading manga for 4 hours :(

Aloha mah widdle baby readers!! Heehee I love my Chinese tuition class (minus the stupid fart who keeps stealing my seat)!!!! They're all so cute and nice <3

Today was such a lovely and fun day! *Sniff* I always feel so happy with all mah BFTs (Best friend temporarilies)!!!!! LOL This term was invented by Wu Jieying HAHAHAHAHAHA. I think it's a lot better than BFF since it's embarrassing to call people your BEST FRIEND 5EVA!!!!!! ;'))) HALP I FEEL SO SAD. Sometimes, I want to tell my friends that they're mah bestie westies but I'm afraid that they don't feel the same way :'( AND IT'S EMBARRASSING!!! AHHHHHHHHHGGHHHGG





I have something to confess!!! The truth is................... I WAS INFATUATED WITH A BOY FOR QUITE SOME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fortunately, I am over it already, which is why I'm putting this here now for all mah baby readers to know since it doesn't matter anymore! (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=) HEE HEEEE MAH BABY LEGO AND TOBO ARE ENOUGH FOR ME <3

Pic: Ca2+!!! And
A baby, a middle-aged man and a hunched old fart!

Don't read this post if you're a closed-minded religious person

I went for a bible seminar yesterday and it was absolutely amazing!!!!! 80% of the panelists were top China scientists and chemists who were strong atheists in the past. And one of the scientists was apparently involved in the human genome project! It was simply amazing listening to what they said about how the more they studied and explored the various aspects science like DNA, the more they believed that God was real. Anyway, the main topic of the seminar was emptiness. Have you ever felt a sort of emptiness of your heart? Or wondered what the purpose of your life is? Well, only Jesus can fill that void in your heart. I think Jesus is really real and beautiful. Many questions were asked too, and the panelists answered them! :D It was very fun! And there were refreshments after that. The end!

Today was our class baby Jimmy Liu Ruidong's last day with us!!! ;'((( ENJOY UR FAT LIFE IN CHICAGO!!! YOU WILL BE MISSED ;'((((((((

I'm not in the typing mood today. Bye!

Hai hai hai Mah widdle baby readers!! :•) Quote of the day: "I'm not that kind of person." -Farah Izzah

SO SAD!!! Today 308 had a farewell party for our class baby Jimmy Liu Rui Dong!!! Well, it was actually super fun I guess, since me and Loin sang so many farewell songs!! :D It was super super sad!!!!!!! I shan't write anymore since I'll become highly emotional!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to write something important but I fergot wat.

Pics!!!!

The sad story of Yunise's baby pencil:

Once upon a time, an art teacher named Mr Lee Pheng Guan entrusted Yunise with a super-high-quality 4B pencil!!!!!!!! Yunise loved it so much that she carved her name on it. On a particularly unlucky day, some asshole from band borrowed Yunise's beloved pencil and didn't return it. Due to having dementia, poor Yunise forgot that she lent her baby pencil to some irresponsible hairyarse. The baby pencil accumulated mould, and after a few months, it became black and moldy. But kind Cheng Pei adopted it and put it into his clarinet case without seeing the carving. The pencil made friends with the dusty ol' clarinet. They started a budding romance, then got married on 12-8-2012. UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR FLEETING ROMANCE WAS SHORT-LIVED!!!! On the 14th of August, Yunise requested to borrow a pencil from Cheng Pei the kind foster father, and he handed her THAR BABY PENCIL!!!!!! Yunise was so happy to be reunited with her pencil that she took it back with her. The dusty old farty clarinet became fat with depression and the pencil became even moldier with melancholy. They both died. The end.

HEEEHEEEEEEEEE DEAR BABY READERS THIS IS A PUBESCENT R21 POST READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!!!!!!




Today was the weirdest most hormonal day in my whole entire lyfe!!! Everyone was so perverted in AEP today!!!! OMG they're all finally undergoing puberty!!! Anyway, everyone had to design a completely original humanoid character. Well, actually it was pretty normal at first. Everyone just tried out different equations (e.g: Man+TV, Man+dragon, Man+fish etc.). Oh, and for some reason, the topic of 50 SHADE5 0F GR*Y CAME UP!!!!! Urghrggggfgfgrfg


OH and back to the topic of the assignment! IT WAS SO AWKWARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO DRAW A MALE OR A FEMALE. (Implicit meaning: Boys have the thing. Girls have the other thing.) So we discussed how to draw B00B5!!! Andrea's drawing was the best. Because she is a pervert ;'((( But I decided to draw a male in the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR UNKNOWN REASONS. But there was the problem of the male thing!!! >:(((( And truth be told, I don't want to give my character underpants!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE CASTRATING HIM >:(((((((( Anyway, we stayed back and LPG taught us how to do the proportions and "vitals" :)))))))) The explanation was gross, and it contained words like "well-endowed" and "allowance"(if I'm drawing undiepants), so you should be able to get the gist of it.

DEAR READERS PLEASE DON'T THINK IM A PERVERT OR ANYTHING!!!! IM AN ART STUDENT SO NUDITY WILL BE A RECURRING THEME IN MY POSTS FROM NOW ON :;((((((

I think if ChanSY starts teaching us about IT, my posts will stop being so hormonal. She keeps talking about dumb goal setting >:((( I want to hear about it! IT! IT!!!!!!!!!!



Unrelated funny incident of the day:
I was at the lift lobby waiting for a lift. A lift arrived and Ili walked out. The lift stank :( But I was in a rush so I just walked in and fanned the air. Suddenly, the lift stopped at level 6 and a group of Solarians came in. Then they asked me if I farted ;'((((((((( THE END.


NITEZ

Pics: Cool proportion drawing by Lee Pheng Guan and the head of my final sketch! :)

Aloha MAH baby readers!!! WAHHHHHH THE ONE THING I HATE ABOUT BOARDING IS THAT NO BABY READERS WILL READ THIS SAD 13-9-2012 POST ON 13-9-2012!!!!! Because we're all in prison!!!!!! AND PRISON HAS NO WI-FI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SHOT SOME FATASSES WITH MAH CLARINET-ROCKET-LAUNCHER THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT FAT FAT FAT FATTT

Hhehehehe Today was such a weird and perverted day!!!!!! Me and JieYing my ultimate BFT (Best Friend Temporarily) vandalized another garbage postcard and took two naked woman ones again!! HEEEHEHEEE. Crazy Jie Ying kept talking about the Human Centipede!! So We read the synopsis during BIO class!! (Actually, I have read the synopsises of H.C one and two before, which is why I refused to show her the second one). Then she became mentally unsound the end

AND OMG. Our dear precious baby fat jolene is going to start reading 50 shades of Grey!!!!! HALP Innocent Fatass mojojojo will learn about disgusting stuff and BDSM!!!!! OMGOMGOMG SO SAD!!!!!! AND GROSS

Oh, and we had clarinet MASTERCLASS today!! Our teacher, Mr Seow, is very kind and good-looking!! He looks a little like Steven Jobs and Tom Cruise, but with less meat :'(((( And he plays the oboe magnificently!!!! My soul nearly sprang out of my body when I heard him play! AHHHHHHHHH

Then we went for astronomy at night! Wai Kit the senior taught us how to identify Scorpio, Vega & Altair, and Sagittarius (Which actually looks like a teapot!)! Then he zoomed in on Antares (A red star AKA the "head" of Scorpio) and let us see it through the gigantic telescope. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! There's really no way to properly describe it, but it resembled a ball of light, with red and yellow light rays sort of shooting out. And apparently, a meteor shower's happening right now! But we won't really see it because of the cloudy skies in Singapore :'( If I see a shooting star, I know what I'll definitely wish for! I'll wish that all the people dear to me will ne'er ever leave me! :)

Pictures! Recommended food-o-the-day (Veggie crackers and chocilets), clarinet section in the IS lab, and the gigantic telescope with a Korean man (Cho Hyun Hee) in the way.

I feel so emotional. My friend, Jimmy Liu Rui Dong, is leaving for Lake Forest Academy in Chicago. We're not super duper close or anything, but we've had fun times together in 308. I remember when I volunteered to bug Jimmy for his Chinese compo. I remember telling him to study hard so that he won't get kicked out of NjC. I remember helping him (only a little) with his bio after school. I remember when Chan Jen Wuu stole his stuff while he was asleep during LA. I remember the way he presented his speech. Jimmy, you've been a real good friend, and even though you cuss alot, deep down, I know you're actually a very nice boy. Oh yeah, and I drew a caricature of him for Funtasia. :') I wish I had spent more time on our friendship. I wish we had been closer. Thanks alot for the great memories you've given to everyone in 308, 2012!! We won't ever forget you Jimmy AKA Jackson Chase!! :'))

I feel so sad. I don't ever want to part with any of my friends, much less my best friends. In this lifetime, I want to have friendships that will last for decades, and I hope all mah baby friends out there won't give up on the relationship we have now. I too, will hold on to all the people dear to me. And now, let me bid farewell with a word of advice: Life's short. Cherish all that you have before it's too late.