I'M SORRY BABIES PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M A PRICK FOR POSTING THIS BUT I HAVE MY RIGHTS SO LET ME BRAG FOR A SECOND:
Yeah. I GOT INTO MENSA (I haven't registered, but WELL)!!!!!!!!!!THIS EST THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE I'VE NEVER FELT THIS PROUD AND HAPPY AND DELIGHTED BEFORE. I think I'm gonna cry. MY LIFE HAS NOT BEEN IN VAIN THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS WORLD DEAR MOTHER. OMG I KEEP THINKING THIS IS A DREAM BUT IT ISN'T AND I HAVE TO KEEP TOUCHING THE LETTER TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T DISAPPEAR OR ANYTHING.
To my future self, if I am reading this right now: Remember to brag about this to your spawn and their descendants.