DON'T STOP READING OR YOU WILL BE CURSED FOR LIFE. THIS IS THE HAUNTED STORY OF HOOFGANG JAMADEUS GOZART:Once upon a time, in a space continuum not too different from ours, there lived a 15-year-old boy named Jamadeus Gozart. His Favourite piano piece was Mozart's K545, and he adored everything related to Mozart. Jamadeus lived in a prison block located on the summit of Bukit Timah hill. For some reason, this prison housed innocent 15 year olds like him, who were kidnapped from their parents and forced to eat toxic vegetables and rat meat. The only difference between these kids and Jamadeus was that Jamadeus had no parents. He had no name, no family, and no friends. His life was like a dream, without a definite beginning and devoid of all substance. One day, whilst walking back to his non-existent room, he encountered a boy. A boy named Jeremy Goh. Jeremy had everything Jamadeus ever dreamt of. Friends, twin sisters, and a mega-cool haircut. Plus, they looked exactly alike. Jamadeus had found a purpose in his otherwise purposeless life. And that was, to steal Jeremy's entire existence...........

Fact 1: 2 days later, Jeremy was reportedly seen entering his cell at 7pm. When asked, he insisted that he was in the bandroom, playing the trombone and only retired to his room at 7.30pm.

Fact 2: Jeremy was spotted by a credible source at the stairwell opposite the prison's bridge. However, other sources report that once again, he was playing his trombone in the band room.

You be the judge. Does Jamadeus really exist, and will Jeremy live? LIKE AND SHARE DIS POST OR GOZART'S POOP WILL FIND IT'S WAY INTO YOUR MOUTH.