ONCE Urpon a time, in a land not-too-far-away from Pakistan, there lived a queer family which consisted of four kids and one parent. The oldest kid was Theodore Yat, followed by Bryna Yat, then Pentizz Yat and finally Anathalekshmi Balakrishnan. Their Mom was a Kampbell supermodel and that was probably the reason why the incestruous Bryna Yat loved Kampbell soup. Here's a family photo:

I'm sure all of you already know about the lusty Bryna-Yat and his perverted obsession with Kampbell soup, so to begin the introductions we shall start with Anathalekshmi. Anathalekshmi was an Indian orphan who was picked up by Pentizz in a port-a-potty in sri-lanka while the Yat family was exploring the Taj Mahal. Taking the discovery of Anathalekshmi to be a divine sign from God, MOmma Yat quickly smuggled Anathalekshmi back to the land-which-was-not-too-far-away-from-Pakistan and brought him to a German monk who thought that he was a girl and christened him as "Anathalekshmi Balakrishnan". From that day on, Anathalekshmi lived with the Yat family. Oh and I forgot to mention, he's a child genius who enjoys running around naked with Pentizz Yat.

Pentizz Yat is the biological daughter of Yat momma. She's the most annoying kid in the whole of the South and enjoys scratching her armpits and screaming. She also likes playing the piano but she sucks at it. So she just rips off her clothes, scratches her armpit, and starts dancing the hokey-pokey whenever she sees a piano. 

Momma Yat is a Kampbell supermodel. She was the poster girl for Kampbell's official launch.

THEODORE YAT IS A FATASS OMG I ALMOST GOT EATEN UP  BY HIM ONCE!!! BEWARE IF YOU SEE HIM DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT YOU WILL BE EATEN UP ALMOST IMMEDITELY.

LOL THIS ISN'T EVEN A STORY ITS AN ALLEGORY OF DUMB FAT PEOPLE BYE