I NEARLY DIED AFTER P.E TODAY!!!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!

Something horrible and scary happened today after P.E!! We ran the actual 2.4 NPAFA thingamajijgsxz under the scorching hot 11am sun :6 It was quite o-kay but at the end I tried sprinting and...... my legs felt very cold!!! I passed with not-so-flying colours but after that dunno what happened I SUDDENLY WENT BLIND!!!!!!!!!! And i felt like puking and lying down. But I thought I would die if I lay down so I walked to the water cooler (still blind) and somehow managed to drink quite a bit of water before finding a safe spot to sit down (read: collapse and prepare for death). Then annoying everyone started walking pass me asking dumb questions like "ARE YOU OKAY" like obviously not I can't even see you rihgtt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And dumb Jeremy thought I was emo because I got D but I was just trying to recover from a traumatizing near death experience. Its like getting hit by a car and hearing someone say "OH YOU POOR DEAR WHY DID YOU WANT TO GET HIT BY A CAR ITS NOT WORTH IT JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED YOUR LA COMPRE" or something like that. Anyway I eventually regained my sight thanks to the concern emanated from kind jolene victoria lockin sumon and some other people whom I couldnt see. Then I went to the canteen and ate lunch. Then I discovered I had actually accidentally touched the disgusting algae on the water cooler during my last-ditch attempt to rehydrate myself. I was reminded of barnacles and felt like vomiting once again. The end.